I’ve fallen down a rabbit hole and I miss who I was ten minutes ago 😭

Ain’t a bit of my business.

LMAO and every time, I’d bust out laughing because what kind of mind control is that? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Damnit. How Many Licks.

North Carolina. Be kind to me, please. ❤️‍🩹

This is the perfect example of how to respond when asked, “What do you love about her?”

Announcer: Please stand for the national anthem Me:

BikiniHoney.com 🍯

Mannnn Work It is my LEAST favorite Missy song! 😂 My fav is Sock It 2 Me

My homie @lovequeenbee.bsky.social sent me a post saying Jackie Chan almost didn't do Rush Hour, and while Jackie was good, it woulda been the same with Jet Li, cuz Chris was the movie and the star

Get you somebody that can shut the fuck up.

I can't be your only friend

T’Challa would fuckin’ never.

Oh naahhhhhhh

I have been chronically online since ‘98. WHAT IS THIS? 🤣

Had a 30-minute intense core workout today.

May was such a beautiful month. My mom was discharged from the hospital after twelve weeks, my son made honor roll and was promoted to middle school, I went to see Beyonce and Kendrick 2Xs as well as EDC, and dare I say I’m in a relationship? Whew! God came through with the blessings.

Lol Sky Daddy is really moving some thangs around in my life. Sometimes space has to be cleared to make room for what you truly deserve.

DJ Mustard finished his set and literally walked over to Prince and asked him if he wanted to flick it up. My son was like 😲🫨🥹 If you can pay a lil extra for good seats for your children, DO IT. Core memories were made tonight. 🙏🏾

GNX Vegas tomorrow! Me and my son are about to have a TIME! ❤️‍🔥

I need an icepack for my eyes

I just wanna talk to my momma.

I never argue with racists. Ain’t no reasoning with the devil.

Five hours on FaceTime is crazy 😳

I’m an em dash GIRL, I refuse to give em up!

WTF EVEN IS THIS SCORE??

Yes. Rich, black men love me. 😎

These two gorgeous black girls pulled up beside me at EDC while watching Uncle Waffles spin. I moved over so they would have enough space to comfortably vibe. I smiled and one young lady was like, “OMG AND you have beautiful teeth?!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I busted out laughing. I meant to get their IGs. 😩

🤣🤣🤣 Man does something bad. Weirdos: Let’s make it a woman’s fault.

New episodes of “Sesame Street” and library episodes will be available to watch on Netflix worldwide

Had a nice night chillin with my older brother. We smoked, he got us wings then his Schnauzers played with me until they fell asleep in my lap. My brother really is one of my homies fr.

My cut off game should be studied. Ask my maternal grandmother.

😂😂 SOMEBODY TAKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I love this song. 🎧

It’s very disappointing. VERY.

You’re just not a safe bitch to be around.

It’s wild seeing how many women are okay with a lil domestic violence. Y’all are absolutely weird. The way y’all talk shit about Cassie and how y’all take up for Chris Brown’s emotional ass very much shows how the patriarchy got y’all in a chokehold. Red flag like a mf. Stay from round me.

I got to lay poolside and tan in the Miami sun wearing a bikini I made while listening to Rick James. Just the vibe I needed. ❤️‍🩹

Look at this miserable ass ho

Black People 🤝 watching something funny after watching something scary

I was in church. No Saturday morning cartoons for ya girl.

Tomorrow makes 12 weeks that my mother has been in the hospital. When I tell you the folks here that I see everyday from the front desk to the cafeteria…they’ve been so kind and loving to me. The lead chef in the cafeteria just bought me a macchiato. It’s really the little things. ❤️‍🩹🥹🙏🏾

Sixlack

Speaking of Fruitcher, bro got a wash n go now. Big chop.

Is there a celebrity that y’all never call them by their stage name? For me, Usher is forever UrshaBaby and Future is Fruitcher. 😂😂

*rapists

Wait. So if a woman says that she’s no longer enjoying herself in the middle of sex, what’s the problem with just stopping and giving her space?

Just remembering that the first flight I took (RDU to BWI) was Southwest Airlines. I really was an A-List member and everything.

Flying Southwest until their new policy goes into effect.