Finished His & Hers and what a FUCKING TWIST!!! I get it though.

My fucking face hurts

who the hell cares about what lil yachty thinks about anything

Now that I started watching His & Hers, I understand the post that are being made about the show. I’m dodging spoilers left and right.

I don’t even smoke but I almost died holding my breath that long. 😂

ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘴 𝘶𝘱 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯’𝘵 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨

Finally starting His & Hers

IF HE DONT SUCK DICK, THEN DONT SUCK HIS EITHER!

Luckily for me, DJ Khaled made We Takin’ Over

Y’all! Tell me why I forgot that I was in the queue for these Bruno Mars tickets

Ain’t you one of The Balds?

One thing Tom Nook is gonna do is give me work to do around the island. 😂

I’m finally ready to get out of bed but the rest of the house is still asleep. I don’t want to interrupt anyone’s sleep by making a whole bunch of noise.

Men’s pictures be so handsome. Then boom, he 5’6!

Yesterday

I would like to actually go to the gym to workout.

Good morning! Happy Wednesday!

I want an orange cat that looks like Puss in Boots. He’s so adorable 🥰

Whatever happened to Penelope Cruz?

Dear Universe, Send the woman who is reading this money. Send it in an unexpected way. A way she’s never thought of. Make her smile. Make her laugh when she receives it✨✨✨

Discovery Zone

Is it a Crime? or Paradise but them 3 are top tier

Does “let the kids be kids” only apply to Straight Kids??

Raw. Next question.

Entrepreneurship in 10th grade. I fucking HATED that damn teacher.

I love my first name. Ain’t too many people with my name.

Bae, I miss you

this is literally the first time i've ever seen this!

I told myself that I was gonna go to bed early so I could wake up at a decent time. I need to fix my sleep schedule before I go back to work.

4. I was in a cohort so having them to lean on the entire time made it easy.

Maybe if I actually put my phone down, I’d be able to fall asleep. Somebody tell me to put my phone down and go to sleep.

I thought I’d be asleep by now

Im sorry Paramore but it aint fun living in the real world.

This man is still here and can’t figure out why the primary bedroom doesn’t have electricity.

I’m gonna need maintenance to figure out what’s wrong with the electricity and leave. I’m ready to hop in the shower and get in bed.

Now I have to find Real Steel so I can watch it

I feel like I shouldn’t be laughing but 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 (I hope he’s okay)

Culinary Class Wars is such an interesting series

Why is there a beat up pocket pussy floating down the SL?

Watching someone talk about/do the thing the love or have a passion for

“financial celibacy” is a very dry dick term to use. Very “Mr. Gets No Pu$$y” if you ask me.

This app sucks so bad right now. That’s my cue to get up and get my day started.

Good morning, beautiful people!

it’s so crazy how you can randomly go from talking to someone & texting them everyday to rarely hearing from them