💖 hope this melts your 👉🏽💖 🪷🎀🪷 #caturday 🪷🎀🪷

Always a Toaster Strudel. Never a Twinkie.

No, EYE'll do it: youtu.be/Kr0tTbTbmVA?...

IF A DOCUSERIES OPENS LIKE THIS YOU KNOW IT'S ABOUT TO BE GOOD. And Ima sit there and watch all 4 episodes.

I did not.

Is this… A.I? Because ain’t no way they sound like that for real 🤣🤣🤣

“Will Bite”

Rest easy, Rob Base 🕊💙🙏🏾 I'll forever love this flowchart

I am SO confused. This lady kept having insulin episodes and the ONLY explanation is that it’s being administered and NO ONE THOUGHT TO LOOK AT THE LADY THAT WAS ADMINISTERING HER MEDICINE!

In the words of Terius “The-Dream” Nash, “Fuck that nigga!”

YOU’RE A FUCKING LOSER!

Being a serial squatter is some dusty ass shit.

Being introverted with resting bitch face means a lifetime of people assuming you’re rude and projecting feelings on you for you to get to a point of familiarity with them where you’re willing to open up only for them to say “I thought you were a bitch but you’re actually really nice…”

smoked gouda is the one.

☀️☀️☀️

Niggas will gladly slip a condom off and still try that “I was trapped” bullshit. 🙄

This “trapping” topic reminds of a tik tok I meant to show y’all. I immediately thought of offset’s comment to Cardi saying “he won”

My mute game is impeccable.....

Is it petty of me to kick everyone off of my streaming accounts after I move? 👀🤔

It's alright we can roll in the clouds Getting high we can float in the clouds music.apple.com/us/album/get...

I was so high I couldn’t move. I remember laying on the couch, giving myself body a pep talk in my head, but nothing would move. Or so I thought. My cousin has me on video talking to myself and being all weird and jerky on the couch. 😅😅😅

My Mama is funny. She flew to New York to pick up a car from her in-laws for my little sister. She got everything in order and is driving back tonight. That lady was NOT tryna be up there longer than she had to. 😂😂😂

Ya’ll are not limited. Ya’ll are everywhere FOR THE LOW

Good morning! I tried to logging in to work and the system is down.

I can’t wait to financially afford who I really am.

Coat damn near $50 to watch a movie. I’m watching the damn movies 😭😭😭😭

Tired of dealing with folks who lack basic common sense.

Nope. I don’t mind at all.

All these girls are walking like their feet hurt at this graduation. Poor babies! 😂

It’s Gemini season 🫩

Please don’t be raining when I get b out of this graduation 🤞🏾🤞🏾

A Sagit-terrorist?

I just found out that my cousin married into a racist family.

HOW IN THE HELL DID TARAJI GET ON THAT BOAT?!?!

I can do a play. I’ll just have to make sure I’m not close to the stage. I don’t need any bodily fluids getting on me.

Vampire twins.

I told my mama to stop telling me about the dumb shit her husband does because I’m starting to lose respect for him. Will she listen?

Perfume making seems fun anyways. The magical properties are an added bonus.

Mount Olympus. Them Gods ain’t nothing but drama

WTF is a Ski Mask the Slump God? 🥴

I put this on the order day and told my lil niecey Pooh that it’s the Black Lion King

Bio. pic.

It’s not real unless you use your mouth and your hands. Don’t matter which lips you kissing. Same rules apply.

Bernice King said David Banner got her daddy f*cked up. I’m always here for it. Read the full carousel. So good. www.instagram.com/p/DYciKdvDlE...

It don’t matter what I talk to my homeboy about, the conversation always turns negative. I try to be encouraging and here he go being a Negative Nathan. I’m tired.

It don’t matter what I talk to my homeboy about, the conversation always turns negative. I try to be encouraging and here he go being a Negative Nathan. I’m tired.