This strawberry hibiscus lemonade from Chick-fil-a has me in a chokehold

Airport lines are long because TSA agents aren’t getting paid. TSA agents aren’t getting paid because DHS funding is being held up in Congress. DHS funding being held up in Congress because Republicans want to illegally detain American citizens. And that’s what you missed on Glee.

Me anytime I hear this

Not a single artist is worth that price for nosebleeds. That includes my favs.

My Charolette? Good

You tell them about: - Ai stealing from artists. - Ai data centers poisoning Black communities. - Ai wasting resources. - Ai data centers making your electricity bill go up. - Ai using slave labor. - Ai psychosis. - Ai deepfake porn of real people. - Ai used in politics. And people don’t care! 🫩

eddie murphy and dan aykroyd (in blackface) being responsible for one of the roots of ballroom culture was not on my bingo card.

one thing i hate about corporate jobs, they literally force us to use AI. it’s not even a choice.

Snoop Dogg was in his bag when he made Sensual Seduction

tomorrows the last day of retrograde. minus the shadow period, i hope some shit gets some ackrite

Keep his ass in there.

when I rediscover to old songs that I used to love.

WALLACE

Picked Poor Robin Thicke needs to stop.

Damn! Niggas don’t like “Good Morning” text anymore? 🙄

Perfect analogy lmfao

The closer it gets to me clocking out, the happier I get.

My cousin in Trinidad had plantain y’all. It’s all fun & games until it makes your dick shrivel up & fall off. Stay away from plantain if you know what’s good for you, it’s not worth it.

I wanna go to somebody’s restaurant so I don’t have to make dinner.

My friend compared Tahitian Treat to Hawaiian Punch. I almost blocked him. Tahitian Treat is delicious. Hawaiian Punch is not.

(Romcoms started going downhill when they stop casting HOT men as leads)

The bottle said “Shake Well”. Apparently I didn’t shake well enough 🤢

Target Boycott not over in THIS house! Suffer!

Sad today isn’t Friday

Now why would I listen to Pastor Holy Whore? 🙄🙄🙄

Where’s the biopic about Gene Wilder staring Jeremy Allen White?

People are poor because jobs don’t pay a living wage. Not because they’re “bad with money”

It's so nasty seeing how people talk about Trans people, man. ESPECIALLY Black people, Black WOMEN. I DO NOT GIVE A FUCK if that offends you! Your ignorance offends ME!

As soon as I hear it’s on the company, I’m getting everything! Lol.

I find Ryan Murphy’s preoccupations deeply boring. It’s a shame he’s responsible for so much TV getting made right now!

I love that John Krasinski and Randall Park have kept this bit going for years after The Office ended

I just got some disappointing news.

I'm so sick of the protein craze

Good morning, beautiful Black people! 😊

Not them BOTH taking care of little white kids 🤣

A cruise

11:11 ✨

People love telling me that they’re old so they don’t know how to use their phone. And how EXACTLY am I supposed to help you navigate your phone over the phone?

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Damnit! Now I wanna make focaccia bread 🤣

I’ve been paying my brother‘s student loan and it’s like 3 payments from being paid off.

Good morning, beautiful people! 😊

If you see this post your Renaissance fit

I’m 🤏🏾 close to buying a Ninja Slushi