So anyway…new Pumpkin Meg just dropped. 🎃

Very excited for Halloween this year 🌚😈

If you see this share a pic from your device with no explanation…

Bootsy Collins saying “I'm gonna stick my love in your eye” at the end of I’d Rather Be With You is crazy. 😂

Welcome into my Queendom Come one, come all music.apple.com/us/album/com...

September 30th / October 1st

Happy Wednesdee!!! We halfway there pals! 🙌🏽 Happy October!!! Happy Spooky SZN! Happy birth month to me! #LibraGang

Resuming my rewatch of Interview with the Vampire. It just feels right.

Good morning! It’s the first day of my favorite month!

It is almost egg nog season ☺️ I need coquito too.

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

Really wish I could just opt out of America

October really tomorrow. September said ima get the fuck awn.

Good morning! ☀️

Why is someone playing footsies with greens on my skyline?

Atlanta. It’s soooo terrible, idk why anyone would go there

Absolutely! I shouldn’t have to walk a grown ass person through anything.

I'm not watching the video. Write it down.

Anyway. Me, on February 8, 2026 at halftime.

She’s called several times this morning and has repeatedly gotten me Her: Are you the only one working today? You keep answering the phone. Me: Apparently since you keep getting me 🙄

This one customer calls once a week and expects people to remember who she is and hangs up if you don’t.

It’s too early in the morning for this.

Let me start packing for this trip to Dallas.

I just tried on the jumpsuit I bought for my cousin’s baby shower and my ass looks good in it

just leave the sims alone plz

Good morning, beautiful Black people!

Hope the entire thing is in Spanish.

The problem is we don’t put fine ass men in rom coms no more. They get sent straight to action, thriller and super hero movies. Bring back chick flicks. Bitches just wanna swoon 😩

Why is Mayhem in this Spike Lee movie?

I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?

Everyday I talk myself out of getting a Ninja Slushi

Post something random, or you'll have an AWFUL October! I can’t afford to have an awful October. It’s my favorite month 😅

I’d wash the sand off the shore Give you the world if it were mine music.apple.com/us/album/par...

Good morning, beautiful people! 😊

The Rainmaker is a pretty good show

If you see this, post the most recent photo of yourself from your camera roll. No cheating!!

He’s definitely the weird one.

My birthday is next week

I thought I was gonna go back to sleep but my body has other plans.

Good morning!

Work ain’t over but it’s time for an edible. It’s been a day.

Wednesday. I’m definitely gonna go outside and scream again today.

Good morning! It’s FRIDAY!!!