peek-a-boo ❤️‍🔥

dropping october 3

we just started watching GIRLS and I hate Hannah so much and I get that that’s probably the point but she wrote the character for herself seemingly based on herself so it’s like… WHAT?

the culture that made me say culture was for me is the way charlotte d’amboise sings “throooough” in “the music and the mirror”

now watching:

tan line incoming ☀️

and now a man on 7th avenue asking for money called me a fuck face #loveislove

the lady at the liquor store wished me happy father's day

happy 2nd birthday to my snake 🐍

Happy #LetterboxdFriday! #LastFourWatched boxd.it/7dpOl

Andrew Cuomo is afraid he'll lose, so his donors want you to fear me. His SuperPAC just sent out a mailer that artificially lengthened and darkened my beard. This is blatant Islamophobia—the kind of racism that explains why MAGA billionaires support his campaign.

Until it’s time to cash in on a book 🙄🙄🙄 everything is a fucking grift

happy pride!!! 🏳️‍🌈🔥 feat. ‘picture to burn (homophobic version, kinda)’

TAYLOR OWNS ALL OF HER MUSIC — ALL OF IT!!!! taylorswift.com

just found this picture saved on my phone and have no idea who this is or why I saved it

What a beautiful day.

f*gs on fire island

We already have a Joe Rogan for the left

a job (non) update: I’ve had a number of first and second interviews for companies I’d be proud to work at, but nothing has materialized beyond that. so please share and keep me in mind for comms/strategy roles – and let’s connect on LinkedIn if we haven’t already! www.linkedin.com/in/theryanha...

so true 😭

I have thoughts on the Next to Normal PBS pro shot but they’re not all good thoughts, so I’ll keep my mouth shut. 🤐

how do I get rid of the new ‘create’ button on spotify??

you’ll never guess what this line is for

the new pope is a virgo #winning

[pls read/share] When I took a contract role last fall, I knew my time there would be short – I just didn't expect it to fly by so quickly. Over the past six months, I've led PR and brand strategy for Grindr and Supercell – some of the boldest names in tech and entertainment – shaping executive...

'LGBTQ' stands for 'let's get breadsticks tonight, queens!'

don’t have my AirPods and just wanna listen to APT on the train

where is this diva now?? 🎶

goodbye april

LORDE. VIRGIN. JUNE 27. AHH.

🐝 waited on hold for 2hrs but I just upgraded our Beyoncé tix from sec319 to 135 for $26 difference + $10 fee! start a ticketmaster.com chat-say you wanna exchange-they'll give you a code/number to call. I was able to request the seats I wanted. needs to be the same/higher value as what you booked.

ah yes, the four genders: male, female, pregnant, and breastfeeding

I’m rewatching Modern Family and I’m this episode Phil goes “welcome to 2025.” Turn around Phil. It’s a shit show. Go back.

Pls help! Client let my agency know they’re leaving at the end of contract & my role was eliminated effective immediately. I've got 15+ years experience w/ brands like Nike, Marriott, Target & Grindr & am looking for SVP-level roles in PR, social impact or strategy. www.linkedin.com/in/theryanha...

I’ll never understand how I can put a p*nis in my mouth just fine but this thing just made me literally vomit on my doctor’s bathroom floor. 🤷🏻‍♂️

eras tour knockoff

Crystal Envy is the first Miss Congeniality from New Jersey since Gracie Lou Freebush was crowned in 2000!

watching 2001 a space odyssey for the first time and I keep thinking it’s planet of the apes

me: I love drugs! the drugs:

“highly unanticipated caucasian collaboration” 💀

my spotify is down right now! 😭 www.theverge.com/spotify/6496...

AND BERNADETTE PETERS!!!!

AVRIL LAVIGNE IS SO TALENTED

all of this ‘chatgpt hyphen’ convo is making me nervous — I’ve been using the em dash for forever but I don’t want people to think AI is writing for me!!

lana ja’rae calling herself a lipsync assassin…

y’all I KNOW it’s throes, I was just doing a bit about being depressed

is it “throws of depression” or “throes of depression” — asking for me.