New on DeathbedWriting.com, it’s ATLANTIS a short horror story, with claws. Read ATLANTIS by Jeffrey Kaufman now and subscribe to Deathbed free at subscribe.DeathbedWriting.com to get a horror story from a comedy writer every week.

This weekend, I saw the play “Liberation”on Broadway and “Madama Butterfly” at the Metropolitan Opera. They are 180 degree opposites of each other.

My latest for Deathbed dropped this week, and it’s a fun one. Enjoy THE DAY GEORGE DANVERS BOUGHT THE FARM at DeathbedWriting.com:

Worried that DeathbedWriting.com hasn’t had an Alien abduction story yet? JUST RELAX

I wrote the latest on Deathbed, and yes, it’s a Christmas story. Read “Nibbles” right now at DeathbedWriting.com and subscribe free to get an original horror story by a comedy writer sent to your inbox every Monday. Subscribe.DeathbedWriting.com

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go? If you need me next year, I’ll be saving my friends, completing my training and taking down an evil empire. Who’s in?

You ready for work? SURVIVAL JOB by @benzelevansky.com (Brooklyn 99, Parks and Recreation) is live now on DeathbedWriting.com. It’s a charming tale of a young artist struggling to succeed in late stage capitalism, and yes, there’s a Japanese pull saw involved. Subscribe.DeathbedWriting.com

Coming Monday to DeathbedWriting.com: SURVIVAL JOB, our first story from Emmy award winning writer and actor @benzelevansky.com (Parks and Recreation, Brooklyn Nine-Nine.) Subscribe free at Subscribe.DeathbedWriting.com and get it delivered to your inbox first thing Monday…just in time for work.

New on DeathbedWriting.com, from Kevin Maher, (kevingeeksout) author of the book SANTA DOESN’T NEED YOUR HELP, (illustrated by @joedator ) comes: “EVIL IS AFOOT or: Season’s Greetings from the Carsel Family”

I just clicked on an ad to buy a funny dinosaur T shirt and they wanted 35 bucks for it. That’s nuts. I was like “Excuse me, I didn’t just attend the Funny Dinosaur Concert.”

You guys, it's Cyber Monday, so make sure to remember to look at your phones today.

Happy Holidays from Deathbed: Horror Stories By Comedy Writers! Enjoy links to all nine of our previously published stories, and catch up on all things Deathbed in the first Deathbed Digest! Subscribe now at Subscribe.DeathbedWriting.com

Black Sabbath > Black Friday

Buckle up, clowns. It’s gonna be a gory night. New from Gena Radcliffe @genadoesthings.bsky.social , co- host of the Kill by Kill Podcast: THE TELLTALE HONK subscribe.deathbedwriting.com

LOL Hi, Kathy.

Find yourself someone who loves you as truly and deeply as Spectrum customers in Spectrum commercials love their Spectrum service:

I don’t to say Wicked is overrated but I just heard a person from Boston say It was “pretty” good.

Here’s a cute joke you can do while you’re watching the new Ken Burns documentary. When it starts, and the announcer says “Major Funding for The American Revolution was provided by-“ yell “FRANCE!”

Coming Monday from Gena Radcliffe , co-host of the Kill By Kill Podcast, t’s the truly terrifying tale, THE TELLTALE HONK. (Believe it or not, the scariest part isn’t the “having a clown as a roommate part.) Read it first with a free subscription to Deathbed: Subscribe.DeathbedWriting.com

New story up now. I wrote this one. I’m proud of it. Read and subscribe to Deathbed here: tinyurl.com/3s7mvk3d

Always lovely when people still remember Jest Magazine- nice mention in Dan McCoy's Special Interests newsletter: danmccoyinterests.com/misty-waterc...

I wrote a new short story coming out next Monday. It’s called THE TANTRUM. It’s scary, and I think, pretty good. Read it first by subscribing free at DeathbedWriting.com

New on DEATHBED: Horror Stories by Comedy Writers by @bobpowers.bsky.social : deathbed.ghost.io/i-once-perfo...

Read THE MONSTER HUNTER CHANGES HIS MIND by Dan McCoy (The Daily Show, The Flop House Podcast) www.DeathbedWriting.com

BEST VEGAN SLOPPY JOES RECIPE BY Ritch Duncan Ingredients: One (1) 12oz can diced tomatoes Instructions: Serve

A Brand New Story available now, free, on Deathbed: Horror Stories by Comedy Writers THE MONSTER HUNTER CHANGES HIS MIND A sweeping tale of medieval beasts, mind-bending metaphor, and mountainous cleavage. By Dan McCoy Read or subscribe free at DeathbedWriting.com

Guys! ALL of the stories on Deathbed: Horror Stories By Comedy Writers now have Bluesky share buttons! Check out PLEASE BURN by Scott Jacobson, and share with a friend! deathbed.ghost.io/please-burn/

NEW ON DeathbedWriting.com Jesse’s late father has a message for him. It’s written on a small wooden box. And the box says: PLEASE BURN An original horror story about family. By Scott Jacobson (Bob’s Burgers, The Daily Show) Read and subscribe free: deathbed.ghost.io/please-burn/

I have been making changes on my patreon. I am determined to make good and funny work & it's pretty clear I can only do that working for myself... so I'm starting a monthly zine & a monthly print. Putting together the first zine now!

Coming soon to Deathbed: PLEASE BURN by Scott Jacobson (Bob’s Burgers, The Daily Show) Subscribe free now and get it sent directly to your inbox on Monday. deathbed.ghost.io

As a Boston Bruins fan, I’m delighted to get an opportunity to finally and wholeheartedly share my sporting loyalties with the great city and sports fans of Toronto. May the energy of Joe Carter, Dougie Gilmore, and Tim Horton be with you. GO BLUE JAYS!

NEW ON DEATHBED: Nurse Cynthia has been dealing with toxic positivity at work. But GIGGLES isn’t clowning around. Written by @CeCePleasants (The Late Late Show, Jimmy Kimmel Live!), GIGGLES is free right now on Deathbed: read and subscribe for free: deathbed.ghost.io/giggles/

I can’t condone this behavior, but I mean, you’re going to be a Parisian jewel thief, “Brazen” is the way to go. “Louvre Closed After Brazen Daylight Robbery” www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/w...

I launched DEATHBED last month. Today, the first story I wrote myself for the site is up. It’s called THE BREAKDOWN, and if you are sick enough to enjoy it, I hope you share it with someone as diseased as you: deathbed.ghost.io/the-breakdown/

I’m on this show. I’m showing up to chew gum and tell jokes about John Carpenter movies, and if you know where this is going, THIS IS THE SHOW FOR YOU

Just sayin. New short horror stories by comedy writers, free every Monday. By real human sickos, for real human sickos. deathbed.ghost.io

Absolute scorcher coming on Monday to DEATHBED: Horror Stories by Comedy Writers THE BREAKDOWN Subscribe free, and read BAD SEED and THE MONSTER UNDER THE BED right now here: deathbed.ghost.io

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DEATHBED just dropped its second horror original, a gothic poem, with a modern twist. Enjoy THE MONSTER UNDER THE BED, by Kevin Maher, exclusively on DEATHBED: Horror Stories By Comedy Writers. deathbed.ghost.io/the-monster-...

NEW STORY DROPS AT MIDNIGHT. Subscribe to DEATHBED free here: deathbed.ghost.io

You want new content? Come to Deathbed, Mondays. (Flicks on flashlight under chin) BUT DONNN’T COMMME ALONNNNNNE!!!!

Remember: there is NO PLACE for hate in today’s public discourse.* *exception: The New York Yankees Go Red Sox!

🍎Have you checked out BAD SEED by Dan McCoy on Deathbed yet? 🌿For a 6 minute read 🌱 it’s got a lot of twists and turns 🌱🌱💀💀 deathbed.ghost.io/bad-seed/

BAD SEED, The first weekly short horror story published by DEATHBED: Horror Stories By Comedy Writers, is now live on the site. Written by @danmccoy.bsky.social Subscribe free and get a new story sent to your inbox every Monday: deathbed.ghost.io/bad-seed/

DEATHBED arrives Monday on the publishing platform Ghost. Free, short, original horror stories by professional comedy writers delivered directly to your inbox every Monday. Subscribe here: deathbed.ghost.io Photo: Remix of Fred Willard in ‘Salem’s Lot: The Miniseries (1979) Dir: Tobe Hooper

Dear lifetime Springsteen lovers, I’m absolutely not throwing shade, but when you’re at the show with your partner, and the “you’re not a beauty but hey, you’re all right” line comes up, do you look at each other? Sing along and avoid eye contact? How does that go?

To the Little Brown Birds of New York City- a Haiku: Dear little brown birds, You’re freaking everyone out Quit looking like rats

I feel like if you’re stupid enough to pay $921 to see a play, you’re not smart enough to understand Othello.

Shoutout to all theTylers out there not currently creating. Take your time, Tyler. It’ll come.

Available now!!!! At mikesacks.com You’ve never read anything like it! And not necessarily in a positive way.