Studying for a test

You still get the Sunday scaries while unemployed by the way because recruiters are back in office on Monday so the wall of rejections comes in bright and early 😩

Co-workers I met around seven years apart both sent me this same TikTok at the same time and if that's not personal branding idk what is www.tiktok.com/t/ZThd3LpKc/

Woke up to a $600 bill for the testing after that guy spat in my eye and got me sick. I have insurance and that's still the total. I hate it here.

Portrait of a Gremlin

Wait are we allowed to talk about perfume on Bluesky without getting algorithmed?

My new years resolutions included spending less when stressed but within a week we bombed another country again and wowee so I locked all of my cards

What the actual fuck

I bought my husband a couch for Xmas and so far everyone who has laid down on it has fallen asleep. Giving it a try while he's out tonight. It can't be that good. Can it?

I'm still looking for work! ❄️ I'm an experienced Technical Producer / Project Manager with ten years in game dev. Open to roles in games, music, and tech! Would love to do more creative pipeline support and engine side work. 👩‍💻

Launched a major feature and wrapped long term engine program for a big game. Drastically reduced my stress by being promoted to player. Got married. Lived.

The older I get the more I sympathize with Hans Gruber in Die Hard with his anti capitalist and anti authoritarian agenda

Showed my mom a video on the risks of AI Psychosis. Gotta get ahead of that shit. She immediately went and tested it by telling it she's actually invisible... and it believed her. She was shocked. Forewarned is forearmed I guess.

My 2025 was full of some bullshit

what do you mean the pupil of the googly eye no longer jiggles? And the whole eye itself is jiggling inside of the entire model I'm not mentally prepared to comprehend

The fastest way to lower a project's bug count is to set resolution to Will Not Fix Like and subscribe for more pro production tips #gamedev

STOP making progression systems!! I don't want to progress in my game. I'm focusing on my in game work life balance. #gamedev

I'm not surprised the weapon is t posing I'm surprised the weapon had arms #gamedev

Quietly adding one frame of t pose to every Animgraph as a special surprise #gamedev

Story points? T-shirt sizing? We'll really use everything except the metric system #gamedev

People talk about producer aura but nobody talks about our Jira rizz. Jizz, if you will. #gamedev

I had some bangers skeets before I left Riot so I'm going to share them again

The 2025 Headline of the Year Nominees 🧵

Deleting a post on AI because I'm too tired for discourse and being accused of not being a game developer or something lol

I think many people have strong opinions on me but I don't have any feelings about them and I wonder if they know that or not what if it would change anything

Cat sitting a very cute kitty and I keep finding hidden Robert Pattinson around the home Ideal I think

Gonna start Nichole's "Some amount of people under 50" and it will be very prestigious

The year is 2035. There are three game studios left. Each one produces a game every 10 years, killing 250+ developers in the process. They all accidentally make the same game because they used genAI in preproduction. They sell 500 million units each, missing quarterly targets. Everyone is laid off.

I think about young Jayvik travelling around establishing the hexgate network together And there was only one bed etc I also think of post canon Jayvik merging souls and becoming something new

Nichole worked with me on Dishonored 2's Clockwork Mansion. If you have a role that fits her skills, I encourage you to get in touch.

Umamusume

What did the unseasoned CEO say that undermined all of his employees today?

when ur whole gang doesnt know shit

Caught a cold at TGA it seems. Probably from when I got spit on honestly

It came! I can put a little flashlight in the bottom so it lights up. 😊

Enjoying Interview with the Vampire new version 😊

Ok focusing on the positive I saw many old coworkers who remember me. I met Amir finally! I didn't know some people know cwa ball like they do. I'm so proud I could cry. Everyone hates my old boss. I looked cute and didn't fall in my heels even without a cane.

Saw some old coworkers ♥️ A drunk indie dev accidentally spit in my eye👁️ You know Maybe I'm too old

I'm going to the Geoff show tonight for the first time after years of tearing it to shreds on Twitter It had better be cringe or I'm going to be upset

If you recognize me tomorrow say hi but I WILL go nonverbal

The Game Awards fit options: Left or right?

Skyrim released again so I get another Skyrim credit It's kinda like Christmas See you all next year

The caljobs website makes more sense when you're high which is why they legalized in cali

I'm still looking for work! ❄️ I'm an experienced Technical Producer / Project Manager with ten years in game dev. Open to roles in games, music, and tech! Would love to do more creative pipeline support and engine side work. 👩‍💻

Today I wanted to save a QR code for later so I took a screenshot of the camera viewing the QR and didn't realize until my husband started making fun of me for it I make billion dollar video games Help

Co-star often confuses me

None of my recent poetry is ready to be seen but I love reading through this thread. 😊

Started this week with three apps in interview: One was going really well and then the entire department was announced to be reducing headcount by 30% so I don't know if it exists anymore. No updates. One rejection. My top pick is waiting for results. 😵‍💫😵‍💫 Three weeks left on my lease. Sigh.

This cat just threw up next to me in the middle of an interview I swear to God she does not want me employed