R’amen

You could say I’m a master baker. I try not to croissant-post those videos, though. #puns #DadJokes #joke #baker #flour

AOC: "It is unconscionable that what we are debating right now is legislation that will give 8 senators over $1 million a piece & we're robbing people of their food assistance & healthcare to pay for it. How can we vote to enrich ourselves by stealing from the American people?"

I like to post #DadJokes religiously. Even if they are nun-sense. #joke #puns #nun #silliness

Mike Johnson is supposed to swear Adelita Grijalva in in a few minutes. Wish I could watch and also listen to Grijalva have a Come To Jesus Talk™ woth Johnson about all this fuckery. And holy shit, just WHAT is in the Epstein Giles that they’re all so fucked up about?

THE SITUATION ROOM

I have to ask if this is a friend or anemone? <rimshot.wav>

It is unknown at this moment if they were watching the tide roll away. 🤭

Well, water you gonna do about it? #jokes #puns #DadJokes #well #water

I needed this today. We all needed this.

… with the help of other areas that the botulism was present. A presser is being put together and should happen at some point today with all the info we will need to mitigate this. Expect Biden to be blamed, trump to get praised but really it was your civil servants on the FDA that did this…

I was tagged in this to see what I could find out on my side by @altcdc.altgov.info. 🧵🧵🧵 I want to first say that the ppl that were working on this worked on the weekend and past 10pm most nights without fucking pay! I am so proud of them!!! Yesterday HFP (human foods program) around 4pm confirmed…

Shut us down for good reason. Open back up without any of those reasons having been fixed. You want us to have confidence in you? You want us to think YOU can lead US? Don’t get me wrong, it’s good to have a chance to be back.. but our pain produced nothing in return.

I’m too chicken to deal with this. It’s beak ghost season! #puns #DadJokes #joke #chicken #ghost

The exhale I just released 😮‍💨 Okay. Back to the front lines…

I hope more and more federal workers just walk off the job. Labor is not free. Not physical labor, not emotional labor, not cognitive labor, nothing that requires energy is free. There must be an equivalent exchange.

#Blackout #GeneralStrike #NoSpending

Bunch of DINOs

I got back to my office after the vote last night and recorded this. There's no way to sugarcoat what happened. And my fear is that Trump gets stronger, not weaker, because of this acquiescence. I'm angry - like you. But I choose to keep fighting.

Guy thinks the crowd was booing the troops and not Trump. Pure delusion.

There’s still time to call senators. Let me explain. Sorry not sorry about the cat. He’s also really upset about this deal.

Never forget who sold us out: Hassan King Cortez-Masto Shaheen Kaine Fetterman Durbin Rosen

@ossoff.bsky.social @warnock.senate.gov I am begging you, as a Georgian, as an Atlanta citizen and proud part of John Lewis‘s 5th district—do not believe one word of the Republican senators. They’re going to use every trick in the book and we all know it. Talk to the other Dems. Remind them.

To all the Democratic Senators— DO NOT GIVE IN TO THE REPUBLICANS. THEY WILL NOT HONOR THEIR PROMISES. THEY WILL CONTINUE TO HURT PEOPLE. THEY. DON’T. GIVE. A. DAMN. Hold out. Do not give in. Do not give them one ye vote. We all know this is bullshit. I can smell it from here. You can too.

Jalapeño: 3,750 Scoville units Lemon drop pepper: 30,000-50,000 Scoville units Squirrel who kept eating my peppers: 🔥🍩 later. #pepper #HotPeppers #squirrel #planets #gardening

Sanders: That is a totally meaningless gesture. You can get 100 votes here and it won't mean anything because the House is not going to take it up.

The Onion. The satire we need and deserve.

They don’t want people fed? Then they don’t get our time or labor. A #GeneralStrike must happen. If they deny us the basic necessities to survive, then we deny them the true means of production: the human resource that is labor.

Some states have issued SNAP benefits from their own budgets. And the federal administration is demanding those states take back that money. They want civil war. They want an uprising. They take away our resources? We take away theirs. We take back our labor and money. #GeneralStrike

The objective is cruelty. To push us to the point where we fight back with pure fury, thus giving them what they need to invoke martial law and start throwing more people into concentration camps. The General Strike must happen. Now.

🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

The INHUMANITY in Project 2025 (that Trump DENIED, lying of course, knowing nothing about) is just SO GOP; that is their trademark.

Ask him why so many air traffic controllers are retiring at once. Ask him if it has anything to do with Reagan firing 11K union strikers in 1981 and having to replace them all at once. Ask him how the mass firings this year will impact us the same way 40 years from now. Ask him, Jake.

if you are food insecure for both the humans and pets in your household there is a tool called Pet Help Finder that can help locate pet food banks nearby and other free or reduced price assistance and supplies for pets. no one, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE, should have to give up their pet bc of this.

Incredibly evil right here. A number of states worked Incredibly hard and fast to fulfill the court order to provide benefits. Now they want to threaten and punish states who provided benefits based on a court order? GTFO I hope those states who are still pushing snap benefits continue to do so

My days with James were numbered. I couldn’t count on him. #puns #jokes #DadJokes #numbers #count

It’s a bit wet here in Atlanta. Bit moist. Slightly damp. I blame whoever mentioned Sean Astin’s name. Got me all excited. #rain #river #plants #autumn #Atlanta

This joke might leave some folks expressionless. #jokes #puns #DadJokes #botox #silliness

Costco is great for buying large quantities of pet food just saying

Buried in the Big Beautiful Bill were changes to food assistance that demanded “any future change be cost-neutral. Translation: no more benefit increases, even if food prices skyrocket.” The result was “institutionalized hunger.” @kristencrowell.bsky.social www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

I moustache you a question, but I’m shaving it for later. #puns #jokes #DadJokes #beard #humor

We’re gonna need a bigger joke. #jokes #puns #DadJokes #boat #humor

If I could turn back time… if I could find a way… #puns #jokes #DadJokes #Delorean #time

Crowd celebrating the Zohran Mamdani victory (📹 @C_Sommerfeldt)

AOC: We have a future to fight for, and we're either going to do that together or you're going to be left behind. It's not about Progressive. It's not moderate, it's not liberal. This is about do you understand the assignment of fighting fascism right now? And the assignment is you come together…

NGL, I snort-laughed at this. Well done!

This joke might leave some folks hopping mad. #jokes #puns #DadJokes #rabbits #hopping

Tomorrow is the 5th of November. #Remember #Remember

(WSJ) As you may have heard, the GOP and DEMs in the Senate are now beginning to talk about a way to stop the TRUMP shutdown. This is progress. No details available. No timing available. www.wsj.com/politics/pol...