Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here

HEARING AIDS FOR EVERY DAMN PERSON

Not a single table in this tims is speaking English, there's at least three separate languages. I love Canada.

happy holidays!🎄🌟 I put together a free set of five holiday cards for you to send digitally or print out. Set includes Edgar "Action" Poe, three pixel cattes, and the recent winter cabin piece

Got screamed at by 7 for putting a try bite of butternut on a plate, so I'm eating dinner in the living room. I'm pulling the emotional weight of six Italians in addition to my own traumatized ass, I'm going shopping alone tomorrow. Everybody needs a nap.

"I did not hit her, I did NAHT. Oh hi Grimace!"

Not now, haunted Victorian shoes

"Eww, look up there! A dead pig!" -5

How do you get boomers to get their hearing tested? I'm considering bringing up the dementia studies.

Shout out to all my hot flash friends laying under ceiling fans in heated houses. May your hydration needs be met.

@binkytoes.bsky.social have you read Brimstone (sequel to Quicksilver) yet?!

First cup of coffee I tried to make with the in-laws' garbage coffee maker failed miserably yesterday morning, so we got me a large Tim's dark roast and immediately bought them the least altruistic gift I've ever purchased. It's keeping everybody alive at this point. #tpoc2025

if they had just shown it on 60 Minutes nobody would have seen it

The kids are distracted in the basement with auntie, the grandfolk are fussing over dinner. Just looked at husbo and said, "Let's just go." He replied, "We're free!" #tpoc2025

Canadians, sign this petition to stop the use of the Notwithstanding clause against trans Canadians. This is about provinces denying human rights, because trans rights are human rights. SIGN.

Listening to the Bills game on WGR 550, as god intended. #tpoc2025

Nothing like whooping about an open hand slap during a brawl in an NFL game in an Applebee's to really make you feel like you feel like a native. #ohio #tpoc2025

The white noise machine has been set to heavy rain sounds. 5, waking up: "When will this person stop peeing?!" #tpoc2025

Ah yes, 1am, the perfect time to relive the horrors of all the things that slipped through the cracks the last month. Because I didn't already stress about them enough, and stressing retroactively fixes absolutely anything.

WAX MY SNATCHY #tpoc2025

We all know my taste is compromised, but I just finished a book that had me yelling, "WHAT?!" at my phone for the last 25%. I guessed about half the twists, but that last few were unhinged in a great way. It's less smutty than most things I've finished this year. Shield of Sparrows by Devney Perry.

I do not care that it is an objectively bad movie, North is one of my favorites. I can still sing the entire parody of the Bonanza theme. It introduced me to Abe Vigoda. It provided a fantasy of abolition that informs my politics today. Rob Reiner's memory will always be a blessing to so many.

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I had my first 9(6) Thursday, and I beat the first place player in my rundle yesterday with perfect defense in Learned League. I always struggle with the season that falls this time of year, but the back half of this one is treating me well enough.

I just got the 90s bixie of my dreams by a lady who trained at Toni and Guy in the 90s, and she OG texturized me. AND THEN the checkout lady said, "You have a very The Craft vibe" and I was too stunned by her statuesque beauty and depth of this complement to do anything but beam up at her.

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gonna fling myself into the sea and become sea foam

My therapist had a visible empathetic emotional reaction to my crash out today, and it was more validating than any words we exchanged. It's too much.

my next two weeks be like

"Wow, Darth Maul has some bawsome moves!" -5

"If I were king, I would play video games all day. That's my inner king." -7

All my science fiction reading could never prepare me for how stupid this shit would get.

The kids' school is making the last TEN DAYS of school all spirit days.

please sir could I have more spoons

Wake up babe, old man husband just got older. Happy birthday, @supernatural.wang, I love you so much. (Don't worry about the minions, he's a boomer: he loves them)

This is the best laugh I've had all day. All the sinks! A huge walk min!

I couldn’t remember the names of the two guys in Waiting for Godot so I called them Estrogen and Tarragon and it turns out I was right

@scrimshaw.bsky.social Victor Jones is a music you should listen to. If David Bowie was Wesley Willis, if Daniel Johnston fronted Talking Heads? Start with We Go to Russia and Mother Theresa and then the rest of the Zookeeper album.

Husbo's super dad power is catching barf in empty/dirty dishes. Sometimes ten seconds too late to keep the mess to zero, but certainly enough to mitigate the worst of the mess. A finger bowl in Swiss Chalet, my empty coffee mug just now.

Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread

Their house is a museum When people come to see them They really are a scream - Edgar Allan Poe

pope take sister wife

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

Love, exciting and new Come aboard, we're expecting you Love, life's sweetest reward Let it flow, it floats back to you - Homer, The Odyssey

Having bad pie opinions is fine, but I don't need them aired in public any more than a bad misogyny opinion. Make inside voice and small group chats a thing again.

The game of life is hard to play I'm going to lose it anyway The losing card I'll someday lay So this is all I have to say That suicide is painless It brings on many changes And I can take or leave it, if I please - Sylvia Plath

Decided on chronologically released order for a star war, but these kids have been watching the LEGO cartoons. They were spoiled on all the big reveals except Luke's hand, which has now permanently traumatized 7.

Today’s xkcd made me cry. In a good way. xkcd.com/3172/