it's just one of those things where you could probably joke that they can't do any worse, but like, you know, they probably *could*

(Me to a girl in the club): People would probably be pretty scared if there was a stegosaurus here. Not me - I know that they're herbivores.

yt deciding which of the four videos to recommend at any given time

thought i'd get back to playing dota 2 after a long september and, after playing for a few hours, i am pleased to announce battlefield 6 month

🚨NEW VIDEO🚨 Consume Me is the best memoir you'll ever play and I made a video about it!! Also, I need the soundtrack ASAP!

NEW VIDEO - 5 indie games you can play instead of silksong www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpUy...

look all im going to say is that i've never done like a game compilation video before. so if i put the dorky teenage life sim next to the game about mowing down hoardes of zombies with a sword, don't blame me. anyway, I feel like it'll be out by the end of the day, but otherwise it'll be tomorrow

they call me, the cruncher, because that's the only way i can edit videos 🙃

u ever think about how "from soft" games are "to hard" 🤔

now that i've used it for two vids, i cannot recommend lossless cut enough - an easy way of labelling and splitting up your game footage so you don't have to trudge through the entire video file to pick out bits for assembly - essential stuff. github.com/mifi/lossles...

man thats almost 10 years lol

❗New Video❗ 6 (And A Half) Games To Kick Your Balatro Addiction youtu.be/8kcjPl96FYk follow some of these devs! @monsterscoming.bsky.social @butterbythefish.com @panikarcade.bsky.social @monovoid-co.bsky.social @countlessnights.bsky.social

🟥!!NEW VIDEO!!🟥 In which I talk about a Silent Hill game that is “nothing like its predecessors”, but also the (im)perfect distillation of each and every one of them. There’s also more footage of me playing Playstation Vita than you will ever see for the rest of your life. youtu.be/7heyKOO5L8c?...

worst thing about audio editing is that there are some breaths that i really notice when watching someone elses video, but then there's likely a bunch more that are going under the radar. there is no scientific method for figuring out which breath is which

Giving Tomb Raider 3 another push. The click-through and view duration are way higher than usual for my channel, so the people who see the video click on it and enjoy it, but the impressions, the amount of people YouTube has pushed it to, is really low and so is the view count. youtu.be/vvJ5ssoL7h0

btw i don't think is is happening at all, but obviously i do not condone trying to make 4 videos in 4 weeks alongside a full time job lmao i've not really had the time to do anything else in September, please don't use me as an example against your favourite infrequent uploaders

oh for goodness sake

its me

Sam, this is Bank Spendman. You can use your credit card at Burger King to get that Whopper you're craving.

Please don't call it that

based

wondering if i could get my face on the zohomail loader. im sure it can't be that difficult, right

oh my goodness bloodthief absolutely rips

girl, run

wat ridley scott failed to consider is that being an acid regurgitating monster actually sucks ass lol

Let's weigh in on the discourse surrounding this year's most highly acclaimed release... youtu.be/_jEXbn6-tWg

marlow or maslow whatever their name was pyramid but it's just "the paracetemol kicking in"

can regenesis players please post their decklists lmao

I don't know who made this but I feel it keenly.

OUT NOW: 25 new micro-essays about dreams, presented in a curated compilation on our YouTube channel. Total runtime is just under half an hour, so set aside some time today to discover your next favorite video essayist! 📼 The Essay Library Anthology Vol. 9: Dreams [English CC] youtu.be/WeXz8kr7eck

Please nobody watch my Silksong video. The comparison to Bloodborne is apt and that embarrasses me youtu.be/G1pMRHeVSLI

bump for the morning crowd - it's doing pretty well and people seem to be liking it a lot, it's even making people cry 😌

Relaxing Tea Better Fucking Work https://theonion.com/relaxing-tea-better-fucking-work-1819579209/

NEW VIDEO - i played the 2nd best metroidvania released on the 4th september 2025 www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAud...

ive decided the video is out today lmao look forward to that

i wonder how many backerkit keys are just sitting there... unredeemed (it's me, i had a backerkit key that was sitting there, unredeemed)

Just got a great set of emails from the FBI.

NEW VIDEO! The world of Mafia: The Old Country is beautiful, but it does not breathe. It is a postcard. It isn't to be conquered—it's barely to be touched. Some see it as a flaw when compared to more open crime games. I think it is *the* thing that makes Mafia feel so... honest. Let's talk about it!

we are still in september which means we are still in silksong month which means there will be a video on something that isnt silksong this sunday which means you can grab a sneak peek of it below

u know the video games are bad video is gettin real when a caper story gets busted out 😌

figured out how to do the little 3d tilt on web pages effect that everyone does in premiere, so im gonna be really annoying about it now

hotcyder got the dream team for this one 🙏

me, ordering a5 wagu: dude i want my money back this is way too small

that's right everyone, a single week to go! make sure you finish adventure of samsara first, so you can dedicate all of your time to playing hades 2 🙏

See y'all this Friday 👀

if anyone is curious about what's replaying in my head at the moment, i watched the unveiling of the original iphone a few days ago so whenever i think something is really cool, my monologue goes "it's an iPod, it's a telephone, it's an internet communications device"

me, adventure of samsara-ing my way through the silksong review discourse 😊