What time today will the regime denounce and decommission the NORAD Santa Tracker, or rename it the Trump Santa Tracker?

Paramount paid Bari Weiss $150 million to make terrible decisions at CBS. I would've done that for $150,000.

I wonder if more people will see the 60 Minutes piece than if they'd gone ahead and aired it, and I have no doubt that many more people are paying attention to it. CBS's ham-fisted attempt to kill it moved it from a passive legacy-media story to an active new-media one.

In 2022, Bari Weiss ran this viral first-person piece by a top Levi’s executive. She claimed she was hounded out of the company because of her vocal stance on COVID restrictions. There are no quotes from the company. Or her colleagues. Not even a “no comment.” www.thefp.com/p/yesterday-...

Their 9/11. If a Democrat said that, they'd be flayed alive, in primetime, on CBS. And rightly so.

Is that why congressional Republicans have no balls?

Congratulations, President Kennedy! This is the best news he's gotten since they decided that only one person sh0t him!

The whole "FIFA Peace Prize" thing goes down a lot easier if you say "peace prize" like "pledge pin."

My condolences to Richard Branson, and does anyone else smell toast? #ArtificialIncoherence

You know what they say about sedition, he who smelt it dealt it.

#NotACult #NotFuckingGoddamnMonsters

Leave it to the NYT to reframe the sex trafficking of minors as a Proustian reverie. Note that when they talk about Madeleines, it's not pastries.

Anyone who wants Epstein's Best Friend to admit to his crimes could probably just ask him, "So which did you enjoy more, giving Bill Clinton a bj or r@ping underage girls?"

At a minimum, I hope this leads to more people using the word "tsuris."

I saw a meme, "This feels like the end of the movie when the bad guy knows he's cornered." It's more like the first act, where the detective says, "It can't be Crazy Firebug Jones who burned those people, he died in the Old Mill blaze. Ten years ago this week. Funny his body was never found."

The Farmers' Almanac was founded when James Monroe was president, when there were 20 states and the US invaded Florida, published continuously through Depressions and World Wars; couldn't survive the Syphilitic Caesar regime.

You might be able to indict a ham sandwich, but convicting it is something else entirely.

So with every House seat and 22 GOP Senate seats up for re-election next year, congressional Republicans have to reconsider their slavish, lockstep devotion to him now, right? Right? #NotACult

Lest you think they're not making sacrifices, they were reduced to using generic Rohypnol at their Great Gatsby Halloween party instead of brand-name, and they canceled the donkey show because they thought it might appear insensitive out of context.

Today, Mike Johnson will keep the House adjourned for the 81st day out of the last 93. 12 days of work in over 3 months. With full pay and benefits. The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown. It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.

At the risk of being hyperbolic, this might be the single most stupid thing anyone has said in the history of people saying things. 1/3

The East Wing was built in 1942 apparently to hide the construction of the Presidential Emergency Operations Center underneath, to protect FDR from German long-range missiles. Bunker Archie hid there when the very scary George Floyd protests were taking place. 1/2

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

How appropriate. It's like winning the Ray Kroc Award for Gastronomy.

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You don't do that kind of construction on a house you intend to move out of.

The White House has now been attacked twice: in 1814 by British troops, and in 2025 by the president and ACECO Demolition, LLC, of Silver Springs MD.

She says the best way to not get stung is to wear bright clothing, make a lot of sudden, jerky movements, and douse yourself in sugar water.

Globalize Peace.

Ngo is the author of Unmasked: Inside Antifa's Radical Plan to Destroy Democracy, and a contributor to Fox News, NY Post, and WSJ. 🙄

One of the most iconic closing shots in movie history.

In retrospect, maybe they should've held off on renaming it the Department of War.

Communications dir Steven Cheung said, "President Trump will continue making peace deals, ending wars, and saving lives. He has the heart of a humanitarian." And he keeps it in a jar next to a gilded coffer of Vladdy's chest hair. He's still keeping his hopes up for the Billboard Latin Music Awards.

OK, hear me out on this: What if they were to give him the Peace Prize, and, well....