Some in the Democratic chattering class will forgive a lot of things. The one unforgivable offense? Being old. Not bigoted opinions . Not bad judgment. Not moral failures. Just having too many birthdays. I am a forgiving person… but damn!

It really speaks to her stupidity that she couldn’t “frog in a boiling pot” CBS News into a gradual and more subtle right-wing organization. But that would take skill and strategy developed by not having smoke blown up your ass about being a special and talented journalist for your entire life

RIP Marjane Satrapi, who created the graphic novel Persepolis & codirected the adaptation. Her husband passed away last year; her family said she "died of sadness." May her memory be a blessing for the many lives she touched around the world & the generations who will discover her brilliant work.

You live in NYC, jackass.

I'm sure I'll have more to say about this when I'm finished, but the Clem Burke autobiography, which is flat-out wonderful so far, two-thirds through, is available now for your listening pleasure on audio book. The hardback isn't due out in the US until September. (It might be out in the UK?)

#QueerInTheArts 👏👏👏👏👏

"Gentlemen, you can't report in here! This is the press office!"

Today marks the centennial of the most celebrated, enduring sex symbol in history, who continues to captivate and fascinate generations later. Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it for Andy Griffith! Oh yeah, Marilyn Monroe was also born 100 years ago today.

As if this weren't funny enough, someone in the comments called Murkowski and Collins "Chicken & Waffles." 🏆

Now playing, Lynn Blakey--Dreams Are Lovers: A Retrospective. ❤️💔

Now playing, new Greenberry Woods, It's All Good, Sugar! Big release day, but there's no way I wasn't starting with this. ❤️ #2026albumskenf

Morris Day dropped off that stupid Freedom 250 concert pretty quickly, but what the hell was he thinking? Jerome should've been a lot faster with the mirror.

Fighting for American ideals doesn't happen only in war. Honor their sacrifice in the streets, in the town halls, in the classrooms, in the libraries, on the public airwaves, at the polls.

Love Bob Dylan or hate him, any discussion of modern songcraft goes through him. He's both Melville and the whale, da Vinci and the Mona Lisa, Neil Armstrong and the moon. The master is 85. 📷: Barry Feinstein

In the wake of the Michael Jackson biopic success, producers are now planning a John Wayne Gacy movie that focuses only on his career as a clown.

If this is true, it means there was a dramatically lower standard of security there than when any of us take a domestic flight. How is that possible?

No powerful person in my lifetime has degraded American discourse and vilified, dehumanized and demonized those who disagree with him more than Donald Trump. He and his sycophants are blaming the left for the world they themselves built, and their complaints should not be given a moment's credence.

I generally reject the idea of conspiracies for a pragmatic reason: a successful conspiracy requires that each aspect, no matter how minor, falls almost perfectly, and that everyone involved keeps the secret. Either seems unlikely, and both together remote. 🧵

"I'm not a r@pist, I'm not a ped0phile." - Apr. 26, 2026, on 60 Mins "I am the most fit president." - Oct. 9, 2025 press conference

We know more about him already than Lee Harvey Earwald. Makes perfect sense that he was able to get within a mile of the world's most secure location last night with "a shotgun, a handgun and multiple knives." Like everything within sniffing distance of Metamucilini, it doesn't smell right.

The White House Correspondents' Dinner hasn't had a comedian every year, but the few other times were because world events made it inappropriate, not because the president was the thinnest-skinned man who ever lived. It's fitting they have a magician, because it's a party for a young child.

"We've done our own research on algebra. "We're working on our plan to replace those filthy Arabic numbers with American ones."

Fallon, like Leno, isn't providing a respite; it's his job to distract from the horrors. He's not offering comfort or joy in troubled times, he is actively working to help make the horrors worse by diverting attention from them. If he's a jester, it's in the court of Machiavelli.

This is the most surprising news since the sun rose in the east this morning.

The Bruce Springsteen show in Newark last night was the best I've seen in many, many years, and one of the best ever, not only for the unbeatable setlist but the driven performance. They're playing with real focus. Like the song goes, anger can be power. 1/2

"The pink pill pipeline, through which young women are exposed to anti-feminist ideologies disguised as ‘lifestyle’ content, isn’t always limited to ‘tradwife’ TikToks. Increasingly, this pipeline revolves around pop culture and celebrity news."

I've seen this widely shared, typically paired with sincere, impassioned, personal entreaties. THIS IS A FUCKING AI IMAGE. 🙄

This is two days later than it should have been. And all the Dems who are defending him should (1) go fuck themselves, and (2) go over to the other party, because that's where they belong.

I always liked the guy, but that's that. #BelieveWomen #WeDontCareWhatPartyAbusersBelongTo

I can't make a stronger argument for you to vote than to tell you that this guy does.

Anyone is think the Melania be care, I laugh ha ha.

Imagine if jill Biden did this

Ah yes, but which one won the coveted FIFA Prize for Medicine?

Rest in peace, Suki Lahav, who played and sang backup with the E St Band for a couple of years, on record and live, and later became a major artist herself in Israeli music. May her memory be a blessing. This is my favorite thing Bruce ever did, at least in part because of her beautiful violin.

Hmm, I wonder whom the new AG might be....

We won the Vietnam war??? Huh. Who knew?

Who would've guessed that he'd be too ethically challenged to write a *book review* w/o cheating? "He is an author and the head of advisory at investment management firm Man Group. Earlier this year, he wrote a piece for the Man Group site titled The AI Bubble: Hidden Risks and Opportunities."

I converted to Catholicism last week. Here's why the Pope's criticism of the war in Iran is wrong.

The only thing I find surprising about Kristi Noem's husband is that he's an Arrested Development fan.

🎨: Paul Noth

You'd think RFK Jr would at least have his department make more professional signs.