I was not at all festive for the company holiday party last night but I did match all the espresso martinis I drank 🤪

Idk what it is about drinking on a cold night that really makes me want a ciggie 🤭🫣

I’m so touch deprived, horny, and cold that I’m finding every man I pass attractive 😩

Turkey day was a success 🥰 love seeing my ny holiday group slowly growing 🥹

it’s officially turtle neck season 🥰❄️

love the fall 🥰 (throwing leaves but like why can’t you see them!? LOL)

ugh I’m really such a sl*t for some Falafel over Rice 😍🤤🧆

try as it might - work can’t bring me down today it’s too good of one for us in the city 💙 🥳

a great night for Dems all around 💙 let’s keep up the momentum through next year and beyond 🌊

more than 1M votes 🥹🎉 so proud to call myself a New Yorker right now 💛

@schumer.senate.gov girl, you’re still getting primaried and I can’t wait to see it.

Zohran Mamdani has been elected mayor of New York City, a major defeat for MAGA, Israel, Cuomo and the Trump regime.

we love an all black wedding dress code 🤪😌

happy HOLE-oween y’all 🎃😈

stressed and depressed but at least I’m cute and have a fat a** 🍑

as a moderately short person (5’6”) I gotta say I lowkey hate standing room for concerts 😂

wanting to make out with oomfie but him being 5 states away is such a universal queer experience and I hate it 😂

in office vs at home - slay anyway 💅🏻

okay…I’m so sorry but I FINALLY figured it out who “Sparkle Megan” reminds me of and it’s the creatures from The Time Machine (2002) movie 💀💀💀 #loveisblind

watching interview with the vampire for the plot

Edmond crashing out about not having sex for a couple weeks, judging KB for “letting” other dudes hit, and then spiraling into a Nice Guy™️ speech….cut the cameras…. #loveisblind #lib

definitely had too much caffeine yesterday and couldn’t sleep so…gym it is 🥲

september 30th october 1st

honestly this was one of my best sundays in a while 🥰

Watching #LIB …I hate seeing republicans find connections 😂

Happy Jock-tober 🎃😈

Let’s all go out there and be queer today 🏳️‍🌈

sometimes the MTA really PMO…how’re you just gonna skip all of the Queens local stops bc one train has a door malfunction…

I’ll never get over how many emails and messages I get at work lol - gone for 2 working days and I have over 300 emails and 11 messages…like y’all…lol

I will never understand why taxis are so bad in NYC…like if y’all wanna complain about ride sharing apps then make your system better cause why was my ride home $50 more than it would have been with uber???

“what will cure all your problems?” me:

Keep going.

2nd day in a row 🥲

first time at the gym in months and my titties poppin

reading in the cruising part of the park you can always tell the DL guys scoping out the place for later…lingering…making eye contact while their wife stands next to them looking at the trees 💀

it’s so funny having a conservative family and them getting lowkey triggered by me saying “sorry I can’t talk I’m heading to a friend’s place to help while they’re recovering from top surgery” 😂 like they’re so afraid of queer people and just have to deal with their extremely queer family member

Trivia name this week: The Plumbussies 🍑😂 I think I may have outdone myself this week

Republicans: Liberals are violent psychopaths. Also Republicans: Let’s kill all the homeless people.

Yes Indeed

in other news my booty looked good today 😌🍑

Well anyways...

new glasses got me feelin like I need to go shush some people 🤫🤓📚

ugh I love living in Astoria - just passed two people with thick NY accents aggressively talking about how Cuomo and Trump are POS - I weirdly feel so safe

Austin maybe has one brain cell…maybe lol #loveislandusa

I vote Hannah as the next bachelorette!!! She deserves to be chased and date ALL the men she wants #loveislandusa

people taking up three seats on a commuter train irk me so bad - move to let others sit

Waking up to a nice and cool 70 degree Friday morning in August? Fall is arriving early this year babes! 🍁🍂✝️

post pool and the curls came out to play 🥰😘

Hey we should bring back critical thinking.