Standing by this [a bit gingerly while going 'urrrr...ahhhh' as bones creak and crack]

what if we did 2003 again but with even stupider people in charge of everything

Fun Fact: The absolute horseshit used to justify the Iraq war, the untold number of dead civilians and how my government ignored the people and passed laws preventing protest within earshot of Parliament is why I am the way I am about calling out bullshit and distrusting everyone.

Rob Grant, the co-creator of Red Dwarf, has died. "A great loss to his family, friends and comedy fans across the world". www.comedy.co.uk/people/news/...

Fucking hell. I didn't care if Netflix won. I wanted Paramount to lose.

Aw fuck, this is such a shame, especially given he co-wrote a RD prequel book which is coming out in the summer. I read his novel 'Incompetence' in college, hilarious stuff. RIP good sir

If you're a public figure who says stuff like this, I'm just going to assume the police need to look closely at your hard drive.

I was in no way the target audience for this show, but a friend recommended it to me and I enjoyed it a lot and it's a shame it was so poorly treated by Disney (though at least it got an ending) King is such a great character, so I will definitely need to check this out.

So SCOTUS rule the tariffs illegal, and Trump responds by imposing more tariffs. Yeah. Sounds about right.

It's a good start, but I'll save the celebrations for him facing any actual consequences.

Out with friends at the theater, so classy...well, maybe not

Kids, today we're going to talk about Betteridge's Law. "If a headline is written as a question, the answer is usually no" Fun fact, were I to say "the person who wrote this molests goats" I might be open to a lawsuit but with "Did the author of this article molest a goat?" I'm in the clear.

Simple fact is this: If you’re a member of the “gender critical” movement, you’re part of a pedophile ring whether you want to be or not.

Don't give me hope

No woman is safe while TERFs are given voice. Remember, we now know the pushback against trans rights was funded and supported by nonces. Don't *ever* let that fall out of the conversation.

"I knew he was racist, but this is a bit much" is one hell of a dumbass take.

"A large gentleman approached me, he clearly identified himself as the Wallet Inspector. I saw no red flags and happily handed it over, whereupon he ran away without giving it me back. Does this mean I failed the inspection?"

Oh right, yeah. It was my birthday yesterday. I'm 40 now. *Knee cracking intensifies*

OK, so off the back of this weeks SFA episode, if Paramount don't greenlight that Trek series Tawny Newsome pitched tomorrow, we riot.

I don't question Starmer's judgement, I deny that it exists.

Don't let Republicans and transphobes re-write history when they're the ones who've been orchestrating a genocide with a cabal of pedophiles all along. Trans people, yet again, were the canaries in the coal mine, and everyone just looked and said, "huh, there's a dead bird in there".

I mean, don't get me wrong, the announcement was great, but the sheer amount of joy just the image gives me, you cannot imagine.

Yes, odd. Interesting. Curious. Fascinating. Who knows what conclusions we could draw from this information.

Phil predicts 6 more weeks of Epstein Files #GroundhogDay

it’s not necessarily that all these people in the epstein files participated in the raping of girls it’s that none of them cared and if he hadn’t been arrested and died they’d still be out there trying to be his friend

How are you supposed to explain to people how this entire social, political, and economic reality is entirely downstream from anime getting banned on some dipshit's forum 25ish years ago

In the newly released epstein dump, Trump hosted parties at Mar a Lago, where he'd sexually assault kids He would then auction them off to be sexually assaulted by other guests that included Elon Musk, Allan Dershowitz & wait for it..his own kids The DOJ deleted the pages Copy & Share everywhere!

Feels like a piece of my childhood goes with her. RIP Catherine, you had one hell of a career.

Here's my guide to using AI in the workplace 1) DON'T 2) SERIOUSLY, FUCKING DON'T There, now Mr Starmer, that'll be £200 million please.

I obviously didn't watch this video, but it was suggested in a browser I'm not logged into where this dipshit isn't blocked and it got my attention. Given Drinker is a racist, misogynist far right weirdo, I'd have thought he'd love Seagal, what objections can he possibly raise? His weight?

By who? Who shot the person dead? You saw the video. We all know a federal agent shot a man dead who was prone on the ground. Also, it's not "according to officials." It's according to verified video seen with your eyes. Not saying what anyone can obviously see with their eyes is a form of lying.

It’s hard to accurately describe what is happening in Minneapolis without sounding crazy. Unmarked rental vans all over the city, with people in military gear and no id jumping out of them to take captive anyone who looks nonwhite or who makes political speech they disagree with.

If DS9 was made today, the outage from "fans" would be fucking nuclear.

Found out today my favourite sandwich place closed down last month and now I am sad.

The clueless morons who made this are now saying DS9 is Treks golden age as they shit on the newer series. Fuck this website and anyone who writes for them.

Why did nobody tell me there was a Japanese dub of Brooklyn Nine-Nine? And that it's GOOD? old.reddit.com/r/brooklynni...

Had to travel to see GONE BABY GONE and THE TOWN, guessing the owner of my local Vue really hates Ben Affleck for some reason.

Enjoy your promotion while you can Dave, I give it 6 months before the fans decide you're the offspring of Satan. Can the 'Big 3' sci-fi IPs stop competing for the title of shittiest fanbase?

Note to self, watching The Pitt first thing in the morning may not be the best idea. I was not prepared to see an erect penis so early in the day.

First impressions on Starfleet Academy: Generally pretty solid, visuals are great, it's hopeful outlook is very needed and makes a nice counter to some of the gloom other recent Treks wallowed in. Not sure the show is 'for' me, but that is an observation, not criticism. Lura Thok is the best.

Carol, we're all very happy that you won this well deserved and long overdue award.

X salvage continued, had to save this banger from @molleindustria.org

My new favourite 'zinger' film review [check alt text to see what movie it is talking about]

I can't access my DMs on this milky mayonnaise-too-spicy website without verifying my age but because this government is so inconsistent with it's authoritarianism I can merrily head over to Twitter The Website Formerly Known As Twitter and look at child abuse images all day unfettered.

"5 years ago today, nothing happened" -The media, presumably Anyway, happy "Ashli Babbitt had it coming" day y'all!

*takes a deep breath* Yes. This, exactly.

Happy New Year or something

Have we tried turning off our lights, turning our phone off and keeping noise to a minimum? Maybe if the New Year doesn't think we're home, it'll piss off.

The PayPal password I set 2 years ago, and which I used to log in a week ago, is now incorrect. That's interesting, would have thought if anyone would know the password, it would be me, since I made it and use it often. But I guess not.

Amazon, I didn't want a Meta Quest the last 3 times you pitched it to me, further suggestions will not change my mind.