really gotta stop getting white dogs, they just end up getting stained.

I think this is right. Also, if anyone is looking for someone to blame, it should be focused on the people who looked exactly at what Trump was selling and said "yes."

it’s matching shirtie season

the aurora made it to Maryland! #aurora #northernlights

anyway it’s been a minute so here’s Pancho

i almost never post, but i made an account early and that’s what matters 😌

TO THE WIINDOOWW, TO THE WALZ TIL THE TRUMP-VANCE MARGINS FALL ALLLL THEM VOTERS CALLED NOT GOIN BACK MOTHAFUCKAS, NOT GOIN BACK GATDAMN

“How Come So Many People Are Wearing Masks? Is There Something We Don’t Want To Know?”

Pancho has finally achieved the full expression of side tongue, is thrilled with himself cc @darthbluesky.bsky.social

Last week I learned that my mom quarters garlic cloves instead of chopping/mincing/smashing/slicing them so she can TAKE THEM OUT when she’s done cooking and I simply could not bear the burden of this knowledge alone

"you can take your mask off, we're not required to wear them anymore" stop saying this to me. do you think i wear masks for fun. shut the fuck up

pancho has been v good please drop snacks now

Oceangate can’t keep track of anything

I hate living through various eras. I would like to exist outside time, eating a sandwich

Okay pancho’s ready let’s go