Today Evelyn and I had to pause hunger games to explain facism to children… woo!

Most men wont even know where to find this place, even with directions

Look I’m not an incapable person. I’m just an exhausted one.

My favourite part of @amazonprime.bsky.social asking if I like The Mentalist, is that my prime history shows my wife and I have watched it at least 4 times in the last 8 years.

Rancid school lunches $150 million Pay equity $0 Landlords $2.6 billion No ferries $500 million Racist shit from ACT $6 million Someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this, my country is dying

And so….it begins

New Zealand! Stand up for stronger animal welfare protections, responsible pet ownership, and making sure every pet is microchipped and registered. 📢 All signatures will be sent to the government in May 2025 —make sure yours is included! 🖊 #NationalPetDayNZ #PledgeForPets

Ladies, it is not even 3pm. We are not feeding you yet.

Today I had an elderly person literally open their door and say “wow I can’t believe you’re working a Sunday.” And then close the door before I even said a thing.

Nala. Nala wants all the scratches, scritches, pets, pats and squishes. But the belly….thats a trap. One I might have fallen into if I wasn’t working… 14/10 might fall into the trap next time.

This is Chip. His sister Dale passed away. He’s pretty cool but doesn’t know whether to be grumpy or love the ear scritches. 12/10 would greet him happily again

Wanda will of course be a frequent occurrence here. 100/10 I will smush my face into her belly every day for the rest of our lives

Sammy the Samoyed. Looks like a cloud. Feels like a cloud. Just wants to be involved. 14/10 Would squish my face into their fur if they were mine.

Avery. A guard dog of small proportions. She did her job well, apart from immediately being distracted by pets and needing a little nap. Recent nasal clearing meant she could smell everything, including my sunscreen which she proceeded to lick off my ankles. 15/10 would give so many scritches.

A terrible photo of Petra. Petra gets excited and snorts like a piggy. She’s old. She’s chill. She just wants to love everyone. 12/10 would cuddle for life.

I don’t know her name. But I know her needs. From 30 metres away she clocked me, sauntered over while chatting away and requested all the pats. Bonus; while I was talking to the household, she wound around my legs and demanded pets from them. She’s not even their cat. 11/10 would pat for hours.

Meet FenFen. He’s a 13 year old husky. Moulted all over me, gave me a few licks, peed on every tree in his front yard. 11/10 an excellent gentleman.

Got a new job. Have to go door to door. 🚪 It’s okay though, best part of job is meeting animals. Gonna start getting photos if I can because animals are amazing.

Wanda thinks my sleep is a game. It’s 2.15am and she starts smacking the bathroom door. I get up, she runs down the stairs with a lil brrrp.

My favourite anime sub-genre @crunchyroll.com

The cats always know something is going on when we don’t open their window for outside….. it’s checkup day!

If you want a friggin good book, read L M Juniper’s How We End. Because WOW

Every time we get home or wake up we have to go outside with Whisper (cat) and tell her she is “so pretty, so clever, so brave!” While she rolls around on the patio.

After putting it off for six weeks I decided today was the day to finish Dragon Age Veilguard. Ooof.

The resemblance is uncanny

Our next door neighbours (2 houses over) have been BLASTING Hillsong Christian Music from 10+ years ago. (SINCE 8am)

happy first birthday to Bluesky, and what a year it's been! with every day, the need for an open network that puts people first becomes increasingly clear. we're glad to be building this with you. after all, the heart of a social network is the people.

Whisper had a busy day back at school yesterday. Today, she came home with a very full belly….. time to halve her food again… 😂

Big announcement: we're adding smell to zoom. People can smell you on zoom meetings now. We realize nobody asked for this but technological innovation knows no bounds

And just like that, I’m unemployed again! (My contract ended and I’m yet to have a new job confirmed)

Listening to Violet being chosen in Fourth Wing with my wife is an adorable experience. She keeps looking at me like 👀🫣🤔😥🤯

I started reading @rebeccayarros.bsky.social Onyx Storm, only to return it 3 hours in. Why? So I could re-listen to Fourth Wing and Iron Flame with my wife….. I’m not complaining. Just showing ya’ll what true love looks like ❤️

My bad.

I figured out what the package was from Australia Post! @kickstarter.com 😂😂

Currently receiving package notifications from Australia post re a package coming to me soon. I have no idea where this package came from, when I ordered it, or what it is. Looking forward to whatever I’m receiving I guess?

*opens social media* *stares into the abyss* *the abyss stares back* *closes social media*

Hear me out, toilet seats should be detachable but only if they don’t require a physics degree to reattach.

Whisper enjoys supervising @ev-fey.bsky.social’s cooking. Gotta mash them potatoes correctly.

My meta socials are allllllllll deactivated! Looking forward to feeling free from major social media and feeling comfortable in a space that isn’t actively against protected people!

Wimpod buddy? You okay there? @pokemongo-eng.bsky.social idk

0/10 I do not recommend chest infections

@sarahmillican.bsky.social was awesome to see Sarah today in Nelson. Wonder what her questions would be if I told her my weird handbag item is a dice tray.