*gasp*

“Namas Dei: The Tucker J. James Story” has been officially released into the wild ❤️

Things were better when computer was in room. Now everywhere is computer. This is bad. Computer should never have escaped room.

It's not grey hair in my beard. It's mithril.

#Twinless is such a beautiful, profound movie, with a ton of heart break and lots of surprise humour ❤️ Go watch it, YESTERDAY 🤩

The insanity caused by repeatedly trying to connect to a representative and failing to do so (by design, so they force you to give up and not actually complain about your problem to a real person), will only get worse as AI takes over all of our systems of communication. Mental health peeps, beware.

I had NO IDEA that banana peels as a slip-and-fall trope had such a grim history explaining why. tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwik...

Drop an old person you’re going to turn into in the future.

HELLO UNIVERSE! Namas Dei: The Tucker J. James Story will have its WORLD PREMIERE at Cinema Diverse, on September 25th, at 2pm, @ Theatre 1 @The Palm Springs Cultural Center. This year's festival is dubbed "The Storytellers Era"! Here’s the full schedule: www.psculturalcenter.org/filmfest/sch...

"𝚃𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚋𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚒𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚗: 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚗, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚘𝚗, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑." - 𝙱𝚞𝚍𝚍𝚑𝚊

Jet lag is a creature of unimaginable torment.

Playing Elastica at the Small Town Liquor Store and explaining to everyone who’s into it that we don’t have more elastica bc the dude from blur was such a shit boyfriend so what we have is two breakup albums spaced years apart and what if we had more elastica and less blur is what I’m saying

85 years ago today, Bugs Bunny made his debut.

Live. Laugh. Face Mask.

This is how I flirt

The best part about a Colbert presidency is that he would absolutely revoke all contracts to Anduril, Palantir, etc purely out of disgust at their misappropriation of Tolkien.

Episode 5 “Pink Valentine” from season 1 of the show Too Much, is an incredible piece of television. I was glued to the screen and was in awe by the end ❤️

Biggest crossover in classics meme history

For a very long time, I thought that “TFW” meant “the fuck why”. These days I still prefer to read it in sentences that way. Makes for a lot more fun.

It took me an embarrassing amount of time to figure this out, back then.

Be careful what movies you show your children! The impact it may have on them cannot be underestimated! I haven’t been a child for a long time, but this morning, as I was cleaning up the kitchen, I found myself uncontrollably humming “Under the Sea”, over and over again, like a sleeper agent! 😂

Which universe are we in again? I forget.

A time before TV even existed…

Live. Laugh. Lament Configuration.

The last meme you saved is your psychic advice.

The Omen. Religious studies teacher 😬

I wouldn’t tell anyone if I won the lottery but there would be signs.

Oof

Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.

I ❤️ LA

New Drama and Comedy Reels are up :) www.yanzaf.com

I think it would be good to get some women in charge of the countries that have nuclear weapons. Women talk to each other. Women can be reasonable. Enough with the macho men and swinging dicks.

My applications for #HalfInitiative and the #DisneyDirectorProgram are both officially in! It’s a really weird time to try and be hopeful, but wish me luck🤞

Me too, mop. Me too 😑

Making a new BIO, updating the RESUME, writing a LETTER OF INTEREST, editing new REELS… These director programs are kicking my ass in the best possible way and I love it. Anyone else applying this year? ❤️

NIH stops development of HIV vaccine, terminates grants to consortia, including at Duke University. www.science.org/content/arti...

What was your first gaming console?

Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found

"He's just a baby!" The baby:

"Pleasure disappoints, possibility never." ―Søren Kierkegaard

I know the world is on fire, but for escapist reasons, I decided to post silliness, as I’m watching this year’s Eurovision Song Contest Semifinal 1. This thread will contain all my random af thoughts in jest, but I won’t name names. This will (may) make sense only if you’re watching along. Or not 😬

What's the greatest line in cinema?

Post a robot that's not from Star Wars or Transformers.

I love this explanation of cosmic horror.

So now he identifies as Leo, huh? And the whole planet will start calling him with his chosen/preferred name? No protests? No accusation of wokeness? That’s pretty interesting, all things considered…