He finally started watching the 30 for 30’s

Greg Bovino has been kicked out of a bar for slipping into women’s drinks

This is so funny.

First good snow

Dog’s beard froze. She’s usually much cuter

At halftime, I decided to boot up my computer just so I could do this. You're welcome. #NCAAFB #CFP #Doink @sarahspain.com @cjzero.bsky.social

Cleaning out old screenshots/photos and this on got me all over again

Had anyone said “Michael D. Jordan” yet? Because, Michael D. Jordan

It was 7:15 here and my wife and I were looking for the next big city to do a live ball drop for the kids so they could go to bed. UTC-1 is wild

Would you kindly, be Mayor?

Good username

We were having trouble selling our house and were complaining to a coworker about the market. Coworker said his neighbor was also complaining to him about selling his house. World Series champion Greg Holland’s house on zillow was a lot nicer than mine

Me, but I’m talking about “Doug”

In my academia days my research was in TOPOlogy and differential GEOMetry

New record: Assembled all of the santa gifts in 1/2 beer

We asked AI to make a Nintendo Mii real

Sick Heaviside function nerds.

I’m an actuary who has worked in life insurance for a decade, and I eat slop from wherever. “We’ve paid a lot of claims, accelerated death benefits”. “I know too much”

Starting a theory that Toni Collette’s character in knives out and hereditary is the same person

Love watching home alone 2 with the kids and every other add is for espn sports bet

People who believe this are criminals

You guys want a big tent or not?

Just flew into Asheville. Sat next to an elderly woman. She proceeded to whip out Facebook and was liking posts in groups titled “ANTIFA brigade” that would get visits from the feds. She rocks

Actuary here 👋. This is all baby shit

🎶 Zou Bisou Bisou 🎶

Tried listening to this on the trip to a Polar Express train ride with the 4-6-8 yr olds to meet santa. Hit pause so fast 10 minutes in I almost broke my carplay. Could have had train cars full of hysterics

Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.

For those we have failed, Emmitt Till you are loved. We can hear the waves, Katrina, and they are coming. Tupelo! the King has come! Song of Ascension (the Pascagoula Humanoid and its memories) Cotton, or the battle of Vicksburg. The ghosts cry out Beauvoir! The crossroads are dust

Named my fists LITTLE and CHINA because there’s gonna be Big Trouble

Best of three rock-paper-scissors to see who has to wipe

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

They walked

They are right

Terrifier 2 (Leone 2022)

Personally, I believe that would be bad. Shame is an unacceptable minimum

You stir a cup of coffee and there’s at least one spot in the cup that’s in it’s original position. Same reason you always have a bald spot regardless how you comb your hair.

Showing the kids TMNT (1990) and it still hits.

Bolzano (1817)

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Watching a pirated version of gdt’s Frankenstein where they added a giant molar on top of Christopher Waltz’ carriage

Do you think Barron skipped class today?

Big Trouble Little China

Going to start a rumor that Trump is building the ballroom for Slimer

She smiles and says “I will always love you”

This much is guaranteed: Either the hero is Freddie Freeman or a random blue jay with less than 400 career hits

999 people? Didn’t realize ol Donny was a Disney adult