🎶 Zou Bisou Bisou 🎶

Tried listening to this on the trip to a Polar Express train ride with the 4-6-8 yr olds to meet santa. Hit pause so fast 10 minutes in I almost broke my carplay. Could have had train cars full of hysterics

Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.

For those we have failed, Emmitt Till you are loved. We can hear the waves, Katrina, and they are coming. Tupelo! the King has come! Song of Ascension (the Pascagoula Humanoid and its memories) Cotton, or the battle of Vicksburg. The ghosts cry out Beauvoir! The crossroads are dust

Named my fists LITTLE and CHINA because there’s gonna be Big Trouble

Best of three rock-paper-scissors to see who has to wipe

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

They walked

They are right

Terrifier 2 (Leone 2022)

Personally, I believe that would be bad. Shame is an unacceptable minimum

You stir a cup of coffee and there’s at least one spot in the cup that’s in it’s original position. Same reason you always have a bald spot regardless how you comb your hair.

Showing the kids TMNT (1990) and it still hits.

Bolzano (1817)

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Watching a pirated version of gdt’s Frankenstein where they added a giant molar on top of Christopher Waltz’ carriage

Do you think Barron skipped class today?

Big Trouble Little China

Going to start a rumor that Trump is building the ballroom for Slimer

She smiles and says “I will always love you”

This much is guaranteed: Either the hero is Freddie Freeman or a random blue jay with less than 400 career hits

999 people? Didn’t realize ol Donny was a Disney adult

I could fix her *Shows picture of leatherface in drag from the diner scene in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation

Politics/context aside. It’s hilarious that AI gets his wierd makeup lines spot on. I guarantee ‘do a poor fade of tanner past the tempels’ was not in the prompt.

The Mariners are also Canadian

Women don’t like the vehicle

Not the answer, but he should bring ABBA on stage where they perform in Swedish

Castle Freak (Gordon 1995)

A tribute to the 2025 Pittsburgh Pirates

They should sell zyn in airports

Have fun looking up who the little rascal villains dad in the movie is.

Barbarian (Cregger 2022)

This guy. He was a pedestrian and i stopped to let him pass and he gave me the go ahead wave through like a punk. And fuck his ears.

NW: Bordello of Blood

This is what ny times is referencing when they say ‘never forget’

Here’s what half the route looked like on the ground about a year ago.

Now watching: Dangerous Animals

No-skips

Ruin a book by adding Tom Clancy’s to the title Uncle Tom Clancy’s Cabin

Wait, why are the cardinals, or any baseball team, off on a saturday

People are rightfully going to say texas chainsaw, so I’m going with a lesser seen one.

Watching Hardcore near the end. The list of jobs used to taunt a character are: temp office worker, computer programmer and cosmetologist lol

The Decemberish

Had to rewind for this one.

I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see

Chris Carpenter injury in 2004

There is no evidence that woody harrelson’s characters from Kingpin and True Detective aren’t the same person

Fedde has to go