Again. Funny!!!!!!!!!

This👇🏽 deserves to be posted 100 times but I’d be labeled spam.

This is scandalous. We need to be more like the French and be rioting in the streets, this absolutely rips my knitting. Fucking charlatans. BBC News - BP profits more than double as Iran war sends oil prices higher www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Funny how that works. 🤔🫤🤨🙂‍↔️

Just finished my yearly LOTR watch. Perfectly cast, wonderfully directed and still holds up today with the CGI still looking good. Bloody love these. #lotr #ring

Met so many hopeful people today in Hackney on a walkabout with their next Mayor, @zoegarbett.bsky.social. People repeatedly telling us how excited they are to vote Green! And just finished an international press conference telling the world about our plans to end Rip Off Britain.

Anyone who knows immigration bureaucracy will know that people who seek asylum because they are gay undergo hostile and humiliating scrutiny. Media reports that suggest people “pretend to be gay because it’s an easy route for a visa” are missing the glaring fact there is no “easy” way to get asylum.

Lord Offord and Nigel Farage are trying to spread their poison in Scotland. I will have absolutely none of it. We are focused on what actually matters - helping with the cost of living, improving our NHS and treating all people with dignity.

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Alan Cummings is spot 🎯

Westminster politicians do not care about Scotland and think they can ignore the voices of people in Scotland. Let’s prove them wrong on May 7th. #BothVotesSNP

🇬🇧 Maybe the british will send Wes Streeting to tell the Cypriots what they can, and can’t, do in their own country ?🇨🇾 🇪🇺 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺😎

If evangelicals think Pope Leo is too”woke” just wait until they hear about this fellow called Jesus.

Hungary has chosen Europe. Europe has always chosen Hungary. A country reclaims its European path. The Union grows stronger.

My congratulations to Péter Magyar on his resounding election win in Hungary against Viktor Orbán. A powerful moment for Hungary and for democratic values in Europe.

Take that Orange cunt. BBC News - Orbán era swept away by Péter Magyar's Hungary election landslide - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

CND condemns Israel’s brutal escalation in Lebanon. This is a breach of the ceasefire agreement with Iran and the US. European leaders, including Britain, support Lebanon as part of the ceasefire. We need action. End all arms sales to Israel. Britain must break with the US now.

What else has the ginger cunt spewed out so far today?

🚨 First time in British history that a party to the left of Labour have topped a national poll. 💚 Hope is here. It's all of us. ✊🏼 Reject hateful, divisive politics - and let's make hope normal again. Join.greenparty.org.uk

This is an actual post. This is not funny. This is beyond desperate. This is a deeply unwell man who doesn’t belong anywhere near the levers of power. Every member of his cabinet and Congress is complicit in not demanding his removal now.

Any fans of the 1993 film Tombstone?

Epic work from Thomas (from facebook).

🔥 🚨 🔥 🚨 🔥 🚨 🔥 French Senator Claude Malhuret says what the majority of the world is thinking

Testing 🎤 testing ⚡️ is this thing on?!? 📣 Dear algorithm, do your thing and connect us with other new music lovers in scotland and the rest of the UK 💛

Here's what Keir Starmer doesn't want you to know about the war on Iran:

Roger James Martin 1957-2026 The middle brother. Just me and Paul left now. Playing Marvin Gaye at a decent volume, his absolute favourite. Got to see him one last time, told him I loved him. I'm unmoored. Not looking for condolences. Just putting down a marker. Tell someone you love them. x

Sat 28 March marches Scotland - Get this useless Union in the bin! USA - Get this useless onion in the bin! #ScottishIndependence 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #NoKings 🇺🇸

🇬🇧 As far as the british parties are concerned, a Scotland that “cannae, isnae, wouldnae, couldnae, shouldnae” is a Scotland that will be forever chained to their union british parties no longer simply put the interests of London & SE England first, they now make Scotland fail 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Are you YES yet ? 🇪🇺

THIS IS NO WAY TO TREAT OUR VETERANS PRIME MINISTER Time is not on the side of these national heroes. You promised to meet them six months ago. Thirty have died since Christmas. Please meet with them now before it’s too late

We launch our campaign in Glasgow today. For a stronger NHS and more support with the cost of living. And if we win big, an SNP majority will unlock the transformative change with independence - and lock Farage out of power. We are ready. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Would be such a perfect joke, if it didn't scare the shit out of me

With independence, we can lower your energy bills, rejoin the EU and build a fairer society. That future is ours to win. On May 7, vote for it - make it Both Votes SNP.

I can't get to sleep I think about the implication Of diving in too deep And possibly the complications Especially at night I worry over situations I know will be alright Perhaps its just imagination Day after day it reappears Night after night my heartbeat shows the fear Ghosts appear and fade away

On 1 October 2025 Keir Starmer promised on BBCBreakfast to meet the veterans to discuss the commitment Labour made to them for justice & compensation in opposition. That was almost 6 months ago 30 of the veterans have died since Christmas. They have waited twenty months since Labour came to office

Scotland is one of the most photographed countries in the world, but too often it's just Glencoe, the Forth Rail Bridge, Eilean Donan Castle, so it's amazing to see an brilliant image like this, which I haven't seen the likes of before. #IsleOfArran

Highlander (1986) 🎬🖤 Directed by Russell Mulcahy

🚨NUKED BLOOD SCANDAL UPDATE SHOCKING NEW FILES COULD LEAD TO MULTIBILLION PAYOUTS ACROSS THE COMMONWEALTH youtu.be/u6YXI4sNtqM?...

Gutted. RIP Phil 💚 #RIP #Motorhead BBC News - Motörhead guitarist Phil Campbell dies aged 64 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

So in translation.. 1. The war isn't over 2. US hasn't 'won' 3. Help me elastoplast 'fix' the shitty mess I've created #cunt BBC News - www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ck... Trump urges UK and others to send ships to help secure Strait of Hormuz after Iranian attacks - live updates - BBC News

Miller was born in ‘85. By the time he was 10 the Cold War was over. It’s like homie, I’m twenty years older than you and lived under the threat of possible nuclear apocalypse on the daily, you just sound like a whiny piss yellow punk. “Oh no, imagine a rogue nuclear weapon!” Yeah. Imagine that.

So, is Iran attack/war/nonsense all about sending oil prices sky high, pushing country's oil reserves out and then forcing oil sanctions to be lifted against Russia, just cos Hormuz remains closed? What about the Epstein files? What about Ukraine? #Iran #Epsteinfiles #oil

🚨THIS IS NO WAY TO TREAT OUR VETERANS PRIME MINISTER BBCNewsnight has reported that 30 of them have died since December. How hard can it be for you to give these national heroes an actual date for the meeting you promised on BBCBreakfast almost six months ago? youtu.be/hSQNLn2Ocr8?...

@qatarwings.bsky.social Stuck at Edinburgh Airport with zero support from your staff following recent events in the Middle East. Flight returned to UK enroute to Doha. Lack of updates and ability to review is abhorrent.

And more.... Course he should be, in fact don't stop there. Just cancel the whole sad lot of them. #notmyking BBC News - Calls for Andrew to be removed from royal line of succession www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Incompetent kiddiefiddling cunt BBC News - Tariffs ruling is major blow to Trump's second-term agenda www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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Because he's a corrupt, narcissistic piece of shit, who thinks he's above the law. They knew it would come, it was just a matter of time. BBC News - Why has Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor been arrested? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Me, from 2026 time traveling back to tell me in 1986: "Hey, you know who do democracy really well? Brazil and South Korea." 1986 Me: Are we still living in Reagan's glorious American future? 2026 Me: [laughing/crying]: Oh, we're living it. We are fucking living it.