How many Kimmels until we get an all caps truth from Trump?

🔥 I LOVE Jameela Jamil for giving this devastating critique of liberals - from her view as a fellow liberal. 🤍

The Rapture but it smells like burnt hair.

7:30am. Can’t sleep. Found out that today is the rapture? After all you annoying religious people go wherever you go I’m gonna basically get even more Lebowski like and slow it down more to a crawl. I’m so lazy I’m zen already like Brent.

stop doin' Nazi shit and whining about being called Nazis & we'll talk. it ain't complicated.

And we know it.

Shut. The. Fuck. Up. www.theguardian.com/business/202...

People voted for this. The simulacra is complete.

Guess it’s time to turn on the VPN and talk pirate.

This is some premium grade voter rolls bullshit right here. Fucking Florida, such a red headed step child of a fucking state. Anything to make it harder. Anything.

Little bit of Brescia this afternoon.

Wow. The dread has set foot. This is bad.

Damn. That’s one badass human being.

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.

Sometimes the preacher man preaches the truth.

Charlie Kirk was just a relentless bully. Fuck him.

Come on Guardian, do better than this inflammatory piece about some suspect information. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

To the back and to the left…..

Absolutely. I hate the hagiography that goes on for people who clearly deserved to die earlier than they did like Kissinger. Kirk was an absolute shit stain of a human.

Absolutely enjoying your book. @christinamartin.bsky.social

US 287 outside Fort Collins Buddy took the photo.

I wonder if Charlie Kirk is the Archduke of Dumbfuckistan and he’s gonna be the reason things kick off. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

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Listen. If you use too many emojis like more than one in your name I’m gonna unfollow you Did a follow all. Got into some donkey kong level of echo chamber bullshit. And it this is what you do for a living. Stop.

My dishwasher clearly died several months ago. Today, as I’m doing the dutiful of washing dishes, there is no need to replace it as a full kitchen change is the order of the day, but then: Powers up. I press the button. It seems sane. Washing all the cutlery. The little weird wins. So.

Seriously Vance. Seriously. You are one lying or plain stupid sun of a bitch and probably should be been put down at birth. Noem nigh help with that. Seriously. Haw to you now know basics of diplomacy.

What a classless fucktard.

Bus. At the stop. Older restaurant worker comes at it in full speed with hand up. Driver waits. Bus. Starts to move from the spot but stops at the next intersection for another slightly late rider. Driver is a good dude. Humanity faith restored a bit.

It’s 5 minutes. It captures the vibe. He’s well spoken. Uk needs to stop supporting Israel. youtu.be/nSpSrRa8bdA

A new print, Flags. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 wefail.art

666

“The biggest problem in this country is immigration” “We agree but” Too late, you already lost

PLUMBUS

Long term sanity as an American very far from home is Jeff Tweedy’s solo albums on my streaming service.

Soon it will be September and I can tell summer to fully fuck off for being a lengthy pain in my ass. I await wearing a jacket.

I’m kind of sick of this timeline. Dumbass no talent white people trying to desperately hang onto their racism that kept them warm while the world tries to move on. It’s exhausting.

“Do not offer thoughts and prayers as you systemically enable such tragedies. Do not claim prayers are sufficient when children die as they pray. Do not pretend you do not understand.” — Lydia, 16, Minneapolis

Yes. Please do kindly fuck off.

Best friend from the States arrived. Woke and boke. Now off to weekly market in town and a bit of lunch.

Things are so bad for the weasel running inside his head that he’s sundowning early in the day now.

We gotta stop all this nickel and dime shit man. This decade is too fucking monetized.