Thinking about that WSJ story about how Gen Z is wasting their money on luxuries like rotisserie chicken instead of saving to buy a house, as I buy a rotisserie chicken that costs less than what a footlong sandwich at Subway cost almost 2 decades ago.

Also kinda funny that this is why Musk is in there except the guy suggesting bringing him to dinner (and the island, and to parties, and...) is Elon Musk.

One thing I find very strange is that basically everyone in the Trump administration seems to agree with me that there is no such thing as the Christian concept of hell.

Just look at the link first, don't scroll up to the post it's responding to. But also, it's a little freaky, so you don't need to.

"I'm sad all the time and I don't know why" isn't a polling category and also doesn't sound serious, but "the economy is bad" does.

Why do we have to have another discourse about Gavin Newsome when Roy Cooper has all his advantages and doesn't have the same vibe as Donald Trump's least favorite son?

I wonder if @bowulf.bsky.social would call this homemade ramen (technically udon)? The broth is a mix of homemade chicken stock and hondashi (which I bought from a store), and the noodles and fishballs are also store bought. I'm with @ej-smith.bsky.social that it counts.

Is Kid Rock related to Dwayne Johnson?

Budweiser recognizes that Eagles are the best animal.

Mack Hollins used to ride his bike to the stadium for Eagles game, and looks/plays like a guy who would do that (derogatory). I say this as a guy who rides my bike places that people think it's weird.

Ok, good run, but Marshawn Lynch would not have let a skinny CB push him out of bounds.

It makes sense that the US is in the gold medal game for football, but the ocean nation of Sea-attle making it is a genuine surprise.

Gradually realizing that Bad Bunny, the guy doing the Superbowl halftime show, is not the same guy as Frightened Rabbit. Which makes sense, because Scott died in 2018, and also the NFL still apparently doesn't want its fans cry-screaming the most depressing lyrics they can at the top of their lungs.

I had an old-ish bottle of vegetable oil in the back of the cabinet that I thought smelled a little off (it's still a few months out from its use by, but been opened a while), and that is how I discovered I have no idea what vegetable oil is supposed to taste like. Nothing, right? No taste at all?

Are you online enough to know why this image was made without clocking through to the thread?

Let's find a flat road, three out of five effort.

He didn’t name himself “Adult Rock”

It's becoming obvious that billionaires are incompatible with the free market and capitalism, and while heavy taxation can limit the damage, economists believe that the only lasting solution is to employ what they refer to as "the French solution."

(AP) Punxsutawney Phil has been indicted on 17 counts of wire fraud.

I've been assuming that Trump disappears once a month because he's getting some kind of treatment for the stroke(s?) he obviously had, but have we considered that might actually just be the frequency at which he poops his pants so bad they have to sedate him to get him cleaned up?

No, all bands are good. Music is a goddamned gift.

my favorite part of the Melania movie is when she turns to the camera and says “it’s Melorbin time”

Hey man, The Jerk Store called, and he was actually really apologetic when he realized it was a private number, it's just that the Google AI had it listed as 'fast local plumber' and he normally wouldn't trust it but there is water everywhere and he's not even supposed to be on shift tonight.

Damnit, I thought Toilet Merwin was one of the good guys. I guess I gotta stop listening to his podcast (Toilet Talk with Merwin and the Hitler Hallucination from the movie JoJo Rabbit)...

Would the fact that I used them to make stock make it harder or easier for a necromancer to reanimate bones into a shambling undead skelington?

I see a lot of people pointing out that if you actually believe the opsec for protests stuff, you should delete your social media. I don't know if that's accurate from a security standpoint, but it would certainly make _my_ social media experience better if those people quit.

Just saw Eddie Vedder in a parking lot looking kinda scruffy. He was talking to his phone, and I heard him say "Siri, find a barbershop. Siri, men's barber. SIRI! HAIRCUT STORE!!" After a while he just gave up and got back into his car and drove away. Shame, he was right here:

JD Vance on the Holocaust: "humans create beautiful things"

you’re all making jokes but the reason Greg Bovino was removed from duty is a safety issue we all need to take seriously

RIP Greg Bovino

As a guy from Philly, one thing I like to do when people bring up the whole 'threw snowballs at Santa' thing is say: "You know it wasn't really Santa, right? It was just a guy in a costume. Why would Santa even be at an Eagles game? He lives in the North Pole, he probably likes hockey."

my wife saw this and said “is that hillary clinton”

Every time Smith-Njigba does something like that, I wish AJ Brown was still alive.

Tom Brady's commentating really shows that, the same way that Elon Musk shows you don't have to be smart to get really rich, you don't have to be smart to be a great NFL quarterback. He consistently comes off as a guy who is maybe 60th percentile smart who thinks he is 99th percentile.

Every alt text should also include "and you know it smell crazy in there"

Saw a commercial for a movie about The Odyssey coming out in the summer, which reminded me I should watch O Brother Where Art Thou

Nick Siriani just learned a terrible lesson from those two missed field goals.

Guys, I thought the Broncos-Pats game started at 3:30, and upon logging on immediately found out I was a half hour off. Bluesky has the juice.

As a Philly guy, I gotta say, it's true. Eagles won the last Super Bowl and I don't remember a single cop car getting carried to and dumped into the Schuylkill. Someone's gotta get my boy Ian from high school a box of Smirnoff and his lacrosse stick and let him work his magic on an ICE jagoff.

Someone clever, make an analogy to politics out of what my child did this morning.

Ok, but I can't be the only one who saw that headline at thought "wow, they indicted Bovino for hiring the guy who murdered that lady? Or the guys who murdered the other people ICE has killed?" And then realized, oh, just a guy who wanted that little creep dead.

A bunch of 'serious thinkers' and congresspeople see this and say "let's not be so inflammatory!" And the average winemom/Dem primary voter is debating the morality of nailing the doors shut with the ICE agents still inside first.

This one is easy though, ask them if it would be ok to say the N word to defuse a nuclear bomb. A normal person will then cease to talk to you, while an ICE guy will either say "yes" or pretend to be what they think "woke" is and start talking about DEI or some shit.

Listen, have you guys been on a bus? It is a miracle that there are some bus drivers who aren't insane.

Fuck yeah

The winner of this game plays Jarret Stidham in the championship game! Jarred Steadham! All they have to do is beat Gerald Strahan! They go to the Super Bowl if they can just defeat Jeremy Strickland!

He did it again! CJ Stroud is a man on a mission!

This is the dude that Edgar Allan Poe was so horny for that he went insane and hallucinated a raven talking to him?