another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

I believe that all these people are just like us, in that they cannot wait for It To Happen, even if the consequences might be pretty bad

I wouldn't know, still trying to get my first good one out

ZERO ZERO TIE BABY

Unfair to the Eagles, who had a good player ejected, while Washington only had to have Washington players ejected.

Poor Jack Johnson, he hasn't had any success with Philly since he sang with G. Love and Special Sauce on Rodeo Clowns.

Who knew that Nick Siriani was using an atomic clock to help him make end of half decisions?

Comeon mediocre NFL officiating, don't let them insult you like this. Decide it was actually another yard away from the 1st to show them you mean business.

With Carter out, it's nice to see Ojomo taking his spot as guy the Oline is allowed to just bear hug without getting called for holding. (as I typed it they finally called it!)

Fumbling a kickoff to give a short field is the kind of thing that swings 50:50 games, it shouldn't be enough to change the outcome of a game between a very good team and a mediocre to bad one. I guess we'll see.

This is where you have to look your child in the eye and say "it was not your fault, but mine, I really fucked it up this time."

PLOT HOLE/GOOF: In Home Alone, Kevin McAllister is scared of his neighbor because there is a rumor that he is a danger to children, but in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York, Kevin interacts casually with the world's most famous pedophile.

I successfully resisted the intrusive thought I had to put some yellow mustard in the cream cheese frosting for the cinnamon buns I made. (I did a couple of political posts, gotta mix in one that's just for me)

It's nice when a conservative notices that PedoCon theory is true and decides that means he can't be a Con anymore, instead of, you know, the other option.

They're all Nazis. Your boomer uncle might just be a Republican because he's always been one, but if a young white person is willing to admit to the newspaper that they are a Republican, they're a nazi.

What is wild about this is that the only way in recent memory for this to be the case (you have high wages, but there are poor people who don't) is with large numbers of immigrants from less developed economies, which voters also seem to absolutely hate.

The line about how he's not even a good hedonist really got me. It's true, he's just a piece of shit, that's all there is to him.

This duck is an absolute UNIT

I think some of what is going on here is that even the dumbest MAGA people recognize that Rob Reiner was a great artist and they know that they can't discard all the libs who make entertainment or they'll be stuck listening to late era Kid Rock and pretending Joe Rogan is a comedian.

Honestly I don't mind that much that the kids are buying all the 6-7...whatever these are? But the one below it should also be sold out and it is embarrassing that it isn't.

Hey @bowulf.bsky.social and @ej-smith.bsky.social I know you have Tommy Lawlor's number, I hope you're texting him congratulations on the shutout he has waited for for years.

Eagles defense has stopped an offense going for it on 4th down for the 87th consecutive time. So far the offense has scored 11 points, total, across all of the possessions following those turnovers on downs.

BG!

I would like to bring over my theory for solving America’s deadly roads. I call it the “Gay Truck Rule” and it would save thousands of lives every year.

Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”

How is it possible that Elon has competition for being the worst one of these guys, and it isn't from Peter Thiel

got buried quickly but yep that was this year www.bbc.com/news/article...

I know the whole AI grift involves these companies lying, but it is frankly insulting that they expect us to just credulously believe that Sam Altman has anything to do with raising his children.

I don’t like three strikes laws but a 41yr old woman who’s been arrested over 100 times - that’s an average of an arrest a quarter FOR HER ENTIRE ADULT LIFE - simply should not be on the streets. We have a right to be safe from such criminals

I have to get up early tomorrow morning, because I'm taking our foster kittens in for their neutering surgery, and it is going to be very icy. I preferred an Eagles win, but if they're going to crap their pants, could they at least be down three scores so I don't stay up?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMLQ... #Eagles

I love that Saquon was the best player in the league last year, but the number of times he gets taped on the ankle and goes down like he's kneeling the ball is getting frustrating.

Seems like if you're in the grasp and you throw the ball at your feet, that is what intentional grounding was designed for?

AJ Brown also refusing to block, again (he also was putting in minimal effort on the longish Saquon run)

As @lesbowen.bsky.social said, Byron Young stinks.

That AJ Brown drop does not help the folks arguing that he's the same guy he's always been.

I don't think I've watched the Falcons play this year, did we all know that Kurt Cousin was back even though Michael Penix Jr still is named Michael Penix Junior?

My plan is to tell Trump he has to go there for his third inauguration swearing in, then bar the doors and fill it with snakes like that pit from the Indiana Jones movie. Sorry liberal justices, I believe you can escape the snaketide. Or your sacrifice will be honored, either way.

This post is very real to me but I think reading the replies that it has veered into a genre of post I’d call “Dad Bait” where a lot of people have been desperate to tell you about a cool gizmo they own, and hell yeah that’s cool thank you dads of all ages and genders

Remember folks, during winter every ten degree temperature drop lowers your tire’s PSI by 1 so it’s very important to go to the gas station and notice that the air thing doesn’t work and then do that five more times at five different gas stations

i've said it before and i'll say it again: we all need to be reposting jokes more

Cowboys apparently are able to pay the refs off in Detroit too...

I wanna say, making Christmas magic for children Fuckin' Rocks.

I’m alive

The council convenes once more #deathblart

Guys! He's finally gonna announce that he died that weekend we all thought he died!

You can really see the change in his disapproval right around when he died that first time.

Plate

Today is a great day to find out what food safety rules different kinds of people consider to be food safety suggestions.