FUN FACT: Even though Jesus told his followers not to divorce, Christians are more likely to divorce than atheists. That makes atheists, technically, better Christians than Christians. Glory!

Anything can be an idol. Especially things that look like one.

“If I ever get rich enough to own a multimillion dollar second home in NYC, I will gladly pay Mamdani’s tax! “Well… maybe not gladly. But I won’t be a little bitch about it, either.”

the civil war "ended" & then the union continued allowing confederate politicians (swearing "the south will rise again") into federal government, allowing the former slave states to enact enslavement-like laws despite federal legislation. the south lost the war but the north conceded morality.

Someone please - - - - that motherf*cker already.

Add a little more to John’s resume. thinkbigpicture.substack.com/p/roberts-ca...

Mayor's wife was fired as town clerk, still kept showing up for work while accessing the town folk's personal information, a few cops complained & in a slight overreaction, the mayor FIRED THE ENTIRE POLICE FORCE. This is such north Georgia boonies shit. share.google/HrtQ3y16243X...

✨😏✨ You can’t make this 💩 up www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...

This is 100% cuz I'm a pedant and wrong a lot, but it's supposed to be "They pulled the ladder up behind them", right? Not "kicked the ladder down." Cuz then I could just put it back up.

Even Heros need support! May the 4th be with you!

Keep the margaritas & tacos away from the bigots today. Deadass. You ain't about to be enjoying the delights immigrants have brought you while hating them!

Most of the people debating about AI right now are debating a fictional scenario that doesn’t exist and not about the reality. In other words, they’re wasting time like always 🇺🇸 What isn’t debatable? The child rape exploits of Donald Trump: serial child rapist 😎

My point is this. If DJT’s installation has anything to do with this politically independent, male demographic then Republicans are not the only threat to our democracy. The swamp is breeding ground of fever dreams and bites of misinformation from malaria carrying podcasters.

✨🤔 So when are we going to hold the man o sphere responsible for the mess Trump put us in? The were the ones who rubber stamped his racist, misogynistic, fascist bullshit, with an aroma of false machismo and cheap cologne ✨🤷🏾‍♂️

✨🤔 So when are we going to hold the man o sphere responsible for the mess Trump put us in? The were the ones who rubber stamped his racist, misogynistic, fascist bullshit, with an aroma of false machismo and cheap cologne ✨🤷🏾‍♂️

It is not until one becomes a parent that one understands the words “I don’t have to like you to love you.”

It is not until one becomes a parent that one understands the words “I don’t have to like you to love you.”

In this 250th year of the USA, and possibly the last, I realize that every member of the trump regime, congressional Republicans, the SCOTUS 6, and all of MAGA, would certainly have sided with mad King George III and against independence in 1776. They are all traitorous scum!

What she says…

whatever Rudy G has, Ihope it eats him alive.

When is the devil finally going to call Trump home?! #AskingForAFriend

whatever Rudy G has, Ihope it eats him alive.

$15 Pick up

CARTOON OF THE DAY

The festivities commence. This is a weekend of activities. Once my lady got the all clear on the 6 week checkup? We’re…making up for lost time. Don’t come back for me. I don’t wanna be saved. Y’all be cool. ✌🏽

Odds are, there’s sentient life elsewhere in the Universe. If they cognate the way we do, I wonder what they’d think of us?

I saw that commercial the other day and was like ewww, people actually like the taste of beer, because why would one ever drink it with no alcohol?

I didn’t know this. Did you?

The saddest part about these "attempts" on Pedolph Shitler is that the Epstein Files still have not been released.

I always found it kind of a touching detail that Spock puts on the protective gloves before entering the dilithium crystal chamber, knowing that he doesn’t have time to get fully suited up for what will ultimately be a suicidal task, but that he still needs to use his hands.

The Supreme Court is apparently only there to remove the rights of women and minorities, at this point.

I’m glad more people were able to know her/her music before she left this realm. And I’m glad we still have her music, because WHEW. She was the real deal.

Goddamn this rides… music.apple.com/us/album/mid...

old school b-boy... will forever not have both shoes tied... or maybe that's just me being lazy. tf if i can tell the difference these days.

We are at a point where it is no longer Dems vs GOP It is Americans vs those who hate America It is anti Nazis vs those who love Nazis It is anti racism vs those who love anti Black racists It is democracy vs those who seek authoritarianism across the political spectrum 1/

Saw a darkskin Indian dude asking why he's considered brown when he's darker than a lot of Black people. They were in the comments like you gotta ask the white people who came up with all of this shit

So Epstein had a dental office in his home to remove kids teeth so they couldn’t bite. We are under reacting.

I finally had it out with my Trump loving, baby momma yesterday. Believe me when I tell you, she had it coming.

I finally had it out with my Trump loving, baby momma yesterday. Believe me when I tell you, she had it coming.

Ha!

Mike is the Grindr brand ambassador.

Funny how I never even heard of Grindr until Mike Johnson. ✨😐