Am I gonna get myself a cheeseburger for dinfest? Almost certainly.

Y'all see Trump posted over 400 times in an hour? That's too many posts.

Back in the days, if you had aluminum dinnerware AND a pineapple, you were hot shit. I think that might be anachronistic. Naw.. I'm sure those two things were dumb expensive around the same time.

I make a mean sausage McMuffin. I gotta go back to that meat shoppe and get some more of that breakfast sausage.

A kilometer is about 0.6 miles.

People, not property. Comrades, not capital. They rob and kill us everyday and get more upset about the stuff that gets burned down, but not the people smoldering.

I think I'm kinda over this whole "nation" thing. Seems like that's causing a bunch of problems. Very groovy indeed.

I'm gonna start calling things "groovy" both sarcastically and earnestly, good and bad. It'll all just be groovy as fuck.

I ordered my lil bike! I'm glad I waited. Now I'm doing basically this:

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

I like to tell people things when I learn them and I learn things all the time and I suck at small talk so you'll get to learn useless facts too. 😊

I can tell you why that's wrong, Mr Nehls. He wouldn't have been allowed to be a disciple because he wasn't Jewish. It's hilariously ironic. Jesus would hate all of you.

I'm the only one in my family that hasn't been outside of the country. I have to change that soon. I wanna go to a place.

Not eating Campbell's cuz some asshole said it's food for poor people like it's not food for poor people is silly and I bet the people doing that aren't poor because poor people don't stop eating food cuz someone says it's for poor people.

Turns out the guard that died not only wanted to follow illegal orders. She was upset that she couldn't be more aggressive. I'm not campaigning for shit so I don't give a baker's fuck. I didn't feel bad for either of them to begin with and definitely don't now.

Now that I have had time to wait and do a little research, I am gonna wait to get this bike for a little bit longer and learn a little bit more. I wanna start the new hobby already, though!

I'm gonna say this once and then probably a lot in the coming days: I fucking hate Christmas.

@steviedelmar.bsky.social was this what you were talking about?

Fun Thanksgiving fact! The turkey we eat for Thanksgiving isn't a turkey. The English thought it was a Turkey fowl which is a bird they thought came from Turkey, but really came from Guinea. I believe the turkey we eat is related to some other bird indigenous to the Americas.

Today I learned two things: 1: The English had been to Massachusetts and had been fishing there for at least 100 years before Columbus found "Japan". 2: The first Thanksgiving was in Virginia and the feast was a trap and the natives massacred English colonists.

Paramore's cover of Passion Fruit is objectively better than the original.

I'd wait for an appropriate time to say this, but I won't. This is a really good reason to not follow illegal orders.

Most artists didn't stay quiet about that shit for anyone to even have to ask them. That's probably why.

When all these rich fuckers are dead and gone; their legacies won't be how much money they had, but what they did with it. Actually no. Money will be the only thing people remember about them which should be a terrifying thought to them, but they're too solipsistic for that.

Oh shit!! Anthony Fantano called Taylor Swift a weenie. And.. I say I like Taylor Swift cuz it's funny, but I'm tepid on her, but it is weird she hasn't said shit about the regime using her music when she's usually pretty clear about who she doesn't want playing her music.

The people that are just now realizing this are NOT taking it well.

Me? Oh, nothing. Just thinking about people in the future finding the one piece of data that is few and far between that they can finally access only for it to be emojis.

My two year plan requires a lot of faith in myself. I'll take that as a small win. It seems silly that the goal is a thing, but I think this is way better than not looking forward to anything at all which is my usual outlook.

Twitter filled with foreign bots?! 😱😱😱

Look at it! Gimme some variation of this!

I feel like the very least they could do is legalize drugs.

BMW makes a baby cafe racer! That will be a thing I get if I want it in two years, which I bet I will.

Two things: 1. Honey Roasted Peanut M&M's 2. I'm gonna go ahead and get that electric mini bike pretty soon. I can get it now, but I wanna see if I still want it in a month cuz I'm a fickle pickle

I was thinking about something, but I forgot what it was.

If you're an academic and you say "woke" or "wokeism", you immediately lose any credibility to me, for or against because that's fucking ridiculous. There was already a term for what that word actually means and it wasn't a dog whistle. You're racist, ignorant or both. Fuck you.

Now as a kid, I thought mobile suits were really cool, but wildly impractical and would be so much worse than nukes. I just found out the Wing Gundam from Gundam Wing is a city killer that drives its pilots insane. They're working on that shit right now.

I'm so tired of white people.

YMCMB went out sad. God damn.

Breaking: Alhambra police officer dies in pursuit crash.

Change one letter. Ruin one candy Almònd Joy

EVERYONE, SHUT THE HECK UP! Team Four Star is doing Sailor moon Abridged! 🥹

We have very differing opinions on who and/or what is fun.

I'm really down for just not having a president anymore

Confession: I would love to live in a house carved out of a big fuckin' rock.

They really do forget to take "freeze" into consideration with the "fight or flight" response. I feel like freezing is a lot more common response. At least for me it is.

I am super proud and relieved that my niece can write her own name and her and my parents' names. And she can add and subtract and multiply! 🥰

I have to wait 3.5 years, but I hit that tally like 17 years ago.

As a normal human being; it would be a terrible travesty if Sydney Sweeney got an Oscar nom for Christy. As a petty chaos goblin; I high-key want to see that happen. That would be mind-shatteringly hilarious.