Did you know Scarface hated being called Scarface and he would much rather you called him Snorky? I bet you did, you well learned, most likely good-looking person.

At this moment, this woman is the new face for the white supremacy movement. She's on a mission. She's determined to spread their hateful messages and they're using christian networks to transmit their message to the like minded and to the ignorant.

I don't typically care and if it's someone I know, the feeling is probably mutual.

This is to that dude on the clock app threatening Tiny Johnson. None of these people making threats have followed through. I don't believe them and I don't believe you.

"the gloves are coming off, pal!" Well.. I'm gonna keep mine on. I don't want your teeth getting caught in my knuckles. Is something I would probably be too scared to say in the moment.

That would be a way better game show.

Give the state nothing and make it gold plated. 🤗

conservatism in the present era, if you actually boil it down, amounts to "we should build a robot god to take over the world," and it's aligned with the other conservatism, which says "we should fulfill the biblical prophecies to end the world"

"Can your science explain why it rains?" Sokka: Yes! Yes it can. I think about this a lot and how I would definitely be burned as a heretic, but no I wouldn't cuz I'm not dying for imaginary sky faeries.

Lemme in now! Lemme in now! Bill Gates, Donald Trump! Aged like milk.

They're gonna tell us what happened to Princess Diana, but we absolutely won't care.

Amelia Earhart was eaten by snow crabs. Probably. There's nothing really top secret that hasn't already been released or disputed. Release the Epstein files. I can't believe I used to say I was proud to be an American unironically. Fuck nationalism. Eww, past Aaron. Eww.

Neurodivergent culture is wanting to talk to someone but waiting for them to contact you first to be sure they want to talk to you 😮‍💨

Ok so when I say that segregation would never work it’s because white people do not know how to leave Black people the fuck alone. We know this because they are waltzing their pale asses onto HBCUs to start shit. They are obsessed and they will NEVER beat the allegations.

A M Boner Kansas, State Census, 1915

I'm kind of like a squirrel in the way that I'll buy meat with no particular use for it in mind, put it in the freezer and then completely forget about it. When I happen upon it again, I will still have no plans for it more often than not and then I forget about it again.

"I say a lot of mean things, but you gotta remember! I'm not saying it cuz [I think] it's mean. I'm saying it because [I think] it's funny and [I think] everything is funny until it happens to you." would be a reasonable thing to say, but we haven't lived in a reasonable world for some time.

some MF literally just typed “We have to understand them” like, I, a Black person must learn 2 empathize with the racist. They can’t even consider that we already understand trump supporters. Trump is not new to Black folks, we’ve ALWAYS had to understand them, its how we have survived.

The accent though! The comedians who do Musk best emphasise his massive ketamine stutter rather than his south african accent www.youtube.com/shorts/dI4c_...

There's a baby named Carl somewhere who's thoroughly sick of everyone's shit and that is hilarious to me. Me too, Carl. Me too.

So one half of the US hated Disney cuz they kept putting colored queer people in all the things and now the other half hates them because they capitulated to the other half? I got that right, right? Seems like these companies shouldn't have tried to be people.

I just remembered I have two trumpets. 😈

Magellan didn't actually circumnavigate the globe. He died stupidly trying to kill natives in the South Pacific not too far from the finish line. I'm kinda surprised they gave him the credit considering the crew mutinies basically right away and more than once and he didn't make it back.

I miss that time when I didn't exist.

Traffic is gonna be wild on Tuesday, y'all. 😆

Calling Black kids super predators and supporting Israel are two reasons I'll never like her.

I can. There really isn't a better avatar for what America actually is. That's an upsetting fact, ain't it?

When Kendrick said, "I hate the way that you walk." I felt that pettiness in my soul. I still think about it. It's applicable to so many characters on this season of Earth: How Are We Not All Dead Yet?

Do you ever contemplate the concept of infinite and find it increasingly difficult to reconcile the fact that anything finite exists or naw?

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Am I crazy for thinking we're gonna need to make getting rid of the Democrats our next course of action? Or at the very least make sure they know their jobs aren't safe? Cuz they've been eating fat off, "At least we're not them."

Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day, you dry ass land loving dorks! Jk. You're not dorks. In honor of the day and in light of recent events, ie: streaming platform boycotts. Take to the high seas of the internet!

“This isn’t the America I know” Black People:

I think America's Death of Stalin-esque movie (if this somehow doesn't get made, I'm gonna throw up) isn't going to need to embellish the actual history cuz the actual story is going to be dumber than anything someone would write.

The Noodle Faction sounds way cooler to me than it probably was meant to.

I am once again conflicted between my need to be reasonably informed and my brain wanting to melt because bad things just keep happening with no breaks

Does anyone know any good books or podcasts about the early history of Christianity? More from a historical standpoint because it's fascinating! Fascinating I say!

Y'all really gotta stop carrying these scorpions across the river. You get stung every fucking time trying to be nice to these assholes. You don't gotta drown em. They've shown they'll do that on their own, but you're not obligated to help them and you don't get points for doing so.

Hey. Has anyone heard from Lindsay Graham?

If you're reading this, you can read LMAAAOOOOO.

I got a book for my dad and me so we could both read it and be angry together. Bonding. 🥰

I was yesterday years old when I learned about the Ethiopic alphabet. I don't know what I thought before, I'm embarrassed to report.

It's everyday, bro. 😫

Cuz I'm never gonna forgive her for contributing to anti-blackness and self-hate that we saw lead to murder and suicide. I don't give a fuck what she says.

Does Candace Owens have people ready to ride into battle for her that I don't know about?

I like history. It would be way more funny if it wasn't so infuriating to lift your head up, look around and be like, "How in the absolute fuck are we doing this again?" But the Egyptians calling God an ass headed baby killer is top tier funny.

I'm watching a playthrough of this game called Yes, Your Grace and in the opening thingy the king kills a deserter and then immediately surrenders to the sieging army and I thought to myself. "That is some long shit."

Fuck religion

Upon hearing more of what he said with his full throat. I feel the way I'm supposed to feel.