Thaumaturgy? More like Thawmyturd-gy.

We'll be in our office

Oh really? I seem to recall: Tremere: Gargoyles! Help! Ceoris is on fire! Gargoyles: no Sire, that's just the northern lights

Pretending to be a Lasombra so we don't have to comb our hair tonight

We heard the TU recruited a Malkavian recently. Glad to see Dementation is still effective through rose-tinted mirror shades.

New Camarilla sheriff is torturing elders by playing Spongebob's Best Day Ever song on loop

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Happy Valentine’s Day to all who celebrate

A is for Accounting, where your sins are not your own B is for Baali, the best of whom are never known C is for the Cam, the Ivory Tower stands alone D is for Diablerie, where you're drinking from the soul

5 things we like and 5 mutuals to do the same! Gothic Architecture ⛪ Flying High ✈️ 90s Cartoons 🎬 Snail Mail 💌 Fuzzy Friends 😺 @clanbanuhaqim.bsky.social @dallaswordnerd.bsky.social @djstrahd.me @settemple.bsky.social @clannosferatu.bsky.social

Age verification? We were in first edition! You know, the one from the *90s*! 😱

Remove "Ascension" and this post is still accurate

Thinking about that Tzimisce who put a mouth on her butthole since, quote, "We shouldn't have useless body parts"

//I avoid politics on this platform. It's a space for me to have a break from the horrors of my country and play vampire. That said - fuck every shit-guzzling, dickless, "tread on me plz daddy" facist bastard who supports ICE. I spit on you. I spit on your bloodline. May you wither to dust.

Attention Fledgelings: You may not *feel* cold, but you can still freeze into a vampopsicle. Save the Masquerade and yourselves: Bundle up!

The things I do with the fact that I've free will #vtm #vampirethemasquerade

Do you have any idea how sick it is to kickflip off a 20 story building and not die?

🎶 Started out with the Kiss, how did it end up like this? It was only the Kiss, it was only the Kiss 🎶

The original Gargoyles were not embraced, yet are still kindred. The original kindred was not embraced, yet is still kindred. We are closer to Caine than any other clan.

Yo childe so dumb, he heard people were embracing A1 and poured vitae in his hard drive

Slightly diminishing games Vampire: The Costume Party Werewolf: The "Emergency" Mage: The Climbening Wraith: The Marginally Dark Place

Baali clowns are ravaging the city with squirty flowers and tiny cars! 😱

"What, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 don't cough up a plastic bezoar every few months?" - Some Gangrel

Shrinkflation is getting wild. The local chantry is aging their gargoyles in Home Depot buckets instead of casks!

Adventurers, run for the hills. Liches, stay in your libraries. Strahd has risen from his slumber!

To Etherites! The cause of, and cure for, life's most Paradoxical problems!

@thetechnocracy.bsky.social Are all the people taking horse dewormer instead of actual human medication for covid technically still following your paradigm thing because horse dewormer is still a medication made by science, even if it's meant for horses?

Incel support group run by a Ventrue with the virgin feeding restriction

This year, we resolve to darken more windows, loom over more corners, and perch atop even more ominous monoliths than ever before! (Also we're gonna try bombing the NYC Chantry again and we SWEAR it'll work this time! 🤞)

How we're entering 2026

Most normal Iteration Xer

//After reading their book, I'm absolutely doing this and playing an EDC Voidie protecting the homeland from alien incursion. Also, the single best line in the book:

For all kindred wondering: Yes, UFOs are real. We've been trying to touch the butt for literal centuries.

//I'm thinking about playing a Void Engineers in an upcoming Technocracy game despite knowing relatively little about them. Give me your best Void Engineer hot takes, interactions, trivia, and concepts. Paging @thetechnocracy.bsky.social

Aaaah fuck, guess he's moved on from taxis 😬

He's making a list He's checking it twice Gonna find out who's naughty to bite Santa Caine is coming to town

Seasons greetings, kindred and kine 🎄

Tremere don't exist. Malkavians who use Dementation to make you believe they're doing magic do, however.

Santa can come down the chimney, but we can come straight through your walls

Listen. Strange kindred rising from the dead, distributing titles, is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical ancient ceremony. - Some Brujah at the Convention of Thorns, probably

Finally, a TreMeme we can get behind

Wake up babe, new Mummy: The Curse chronicle concept just dropped

The canceled TV show you'll never stop thinking about

The canceled TV show you'll never stop thinking about.