youtu.be/7xrzULIverA?... This shit ain't nothing to us, man

If you see this, post a monster 💀

We swooped down on a follower at PAX today. Didn't manage to abduct them but maybe next time!

//How did you get into TTRPGs? I wanted to larp. I settled for dice.

//We have done so much work for the VTM Anarch larp at #PAXUnplugged in such a short time. I'm tired but feeling blessed to be part of an amazing crew. If you're going to PAXU, please come play with us. 7pm Saturday at the Winding Path Initiative room. Can't wait to kick it off!

//I literally had a dream about screaming for help because Lilith was trying to break down my door and not more than a day later, @thebahari.bsky.social shows up. Shit.

Average Tremere

This is the symbol for the Harbingers of Skulls, a bloodline of vampires, now part of Clan Hecata. They might kill you. Typically not because they're Nazis, but because they're vampires. If you see someone with this tattoo, you can invite them to a larp too.

If we had a nickel for every time an Etherite Awakened at a Dr. Steel concert, we'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice.

It's not just Nos though...

we're raising a new generation of vtm players. let's raise them right

So close to Bloodlines 2. In case you need a primer on Vampire clans…

Wdym "headcanon"?? This is just canon.

Lesbian vampires are cool.

They barely qualify as hemophages. All that research, the collecting of materials, ensuring everything was right for the ritual that Tremere put himself at great personal risk for, and all to become a slightly worse version of existing Night Folk who can do some magic tricks to make them special.

//If you're attending #PAXU next month, definitely make time for the LARPs! 🍄 Friday night is Sporebound, a new game about mushroom-powered people fighting evil mold 🧛 Saturday night is a Vampire: The Masquerade Anarch game 👁️‍🗨️ Plus a LARP escape room themed around Sporebound running during the day.

Men will literally murder their brother on his wedding day, stalk every reincarnation of a woman who never loved them, curse an entire valley to eternal despair, and brood for centuries in a dark castle while playing pipe organ solos at 3 a.m. instead of going to therapy.

WELCOME TO THE MONTH OF BLOOD, MOTHERFUCKERS

Well I've never licked a Ventrue And I've never sniffed a Gangrel And I've never fought a Brujah cuz I'm not that dumb at all And I've never punched a Setite And I've never bit a Thin-blood And I've never been to Boston in the fall

Yoooo, it's @theministrybluesky.bsky.social! Your dad is here too, you should chat, right @settemple.bsky.social?

Excuse me, which one of us is the representative for the secret cabal of Super-Scientists controlling the world from behind the scenes, and which one of us is the demon-visaged unholy abomination that feasts on the blood of the living, again?

Potence vs Technomancy, who's gonna win?

Safety first!

The innovations The actual the Technocrats Technocratic want credit for. innovations.

We see you, @order-of-hermes.bsky.social. It's ok, we're not mad about it.

Not all Gargoyles have sires, but all Gargoyles have a mommy

we are the sabbat lower your fangs and claws and surrender your vitae we will add your sanguinal distinctiveness to our own your clan will adapt to a path resistance is futile

one morning, when gregor samsa woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a very hungry caterpillar

The Tremere make the best stuff. (It's us. We're the best stuff.)

Some of us /also/ steal from peasants! We're well rounded like that.

Last meme saved is your moral philosophy

Big Ahrimane vibes.

Why do some mortals choose to poop in the top part of the toilet and not the bottom? That can't be comfy

nerds

Forget Vampire the Masquerade Clan Bingo, I want to hear about the offbeat, non-standard #WorldofDarkness splats you have played. I want you to tell me about the time you played like a Werebat or a pack of Blood Brothers or a member of the Arcanum or an Inanimae. Go go go!

i was embraced in the waffle house bathroom and all i got was this shitty clan bane

how to remove blood from fake fur?

Our toxic WoD trait is that we can never let go of grudges. Never. Not even once. YOU HEAR THAT, YOU URSURPING BASTARD? NEVER!

❤️‍🔥Anarch Starter Pack 1 💪No gods, no princes ⚡Inspiration: Mad Max Fury Road x The Wire ⛓️Weakness: Freedom has no safety net 📝Storytellers: any haven could vanish by sunset ♟️Anarchs don’t play the game they flip the board

//Absolutely wild to run across a short about your own supplement in the wild. Thanks for the compliments @voivodemekhet.bsky.social! Hope you saw the revised V5 Gargoyles I released the other month with new stuff! youtube.com/shorts/HOF4z...

Attention @order-of-hermes.bsky.social, please come retrieve your lost chantrymate before @thetechnocracy.bsky.social picks him up for the Syndicate www.reddit.com/r/WhiteWolfR...

It's our creation day! On this day, [REDACTED] years ago, we popped out of a barrel and saw the world for the first time! 🎉

Ugh, @swordofcaine1493.bsky.social is really slacking off this summer. Come on! Those heads were made for smacking!

A most convenient diablerie

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