Today it’s the guessing game of who is posting. The neonate, the ancillae, the elder, or Methuselah. The world may never know. 😁

I hope all my Valentines found their gifts by now! 🫶❤️‍🔥🫀

5 things we like and 5 mutuals to do the same! Swords 🗡️ Books 📕 No House Tremere in the vicinity Kalif (anyone have any?) Blood @arikeltoreador.bsky.social @blankbodies.bsky.social @clanlasombra.bsky.social @clanhecata.bsky.social @qu33n-of-lies.bsky.social

The neonates have introduced the elders to V Rising. It's been entertaining to watch them say, "Well, that's not how it works!"

Chocolate-scented kalif is wafting through our big house. The elders lounge on the couches telling the neonate on how to get to heaven.

Bravo!

Oh look! It's the autumnal/spring equinox! As the clan is mostly in the northern hemisphere, we will finally get to rise from our day slumber sooner, rather than later, at around 10 pm. Except for the neonates who are somehow awake at 6 pm.

We are glad the nights are starting to get darker, soon we make our migration to northern Canada to check in on something.

You know when right before sunrise when you can become to feel sluggish, it means you should find your bed in the basement. Our ghouls have had to cart the neonates to their dorms several times while they were playing their video games.

Hi, hello my fellow Kindred. How is your evening going?

Note to self for when us neonates for next time, make sure the elder in charge of the account hasn’t been consistently learning for like a thousand years.

Us, neonates are now playing in giant hide-n-seek game with the elder who usually controls this account. Someone has rigged up this song to play.

It’s Saturday finally! The neonates are taking over the BlueSky account until probably Monday or whenever our elder comes back. For every like, we will tell you all the things we’ve heard from the methuselahs and elders recently.

Seems there's an update to the original thread I posted about. @settemple.bsky.social

Hey so @settemple.bsky.social Is there anyone you know who is missing something important?

🩸Clan Banu Haqim Starter Pack 🗡️Blood for justice, silence for secrets 💡Inspiration: The Night Manager x Batman (any of them) ⛓️Weakness: That hunger for blood isn't just metaphorical 📝Storyteller tip: Tempt with justice, drown in politics ⚖️The price or justice is /always/ paid in blood

One of the viziers categorizing the old vellum scrolls we brought with us, has discovered it contained money sent to several falafel restaurants or something similar spread out over 20 centuries. The most recent mention on this document was from 1980. @blankbodies.bsky.social

What should the top banner be set ss? It’s sat empty now since December and no idea what to put there. Obviously something clan related. Any ideas? Please and thank you.

Our new blood sorcerers are cooking up something special. Whatever it is, we don’t know yet.

There's a rumor floating around the clan that some of the warriors have seen a larger than life moose stalking around the edges of a certain forested domain. No one has dared to approach any further, as a warriors swears to Haqim he saw it stand on its hindquarters and walk like a human.

And a final excellent part

Part 2

Good show!

We all watched Sinners over the weekend. The movie was a recommendation from one of the elders who went with their ghoul to it on opening night. Everyone loved it! We are adding to our library of movies.

The person running this account took a mental health break. I’m around and will make the occasional post.

Hello to all the new followers of this parody account. There will be a lot of hot takes directed at the Tremere. Expect random posts at random times. -Account runner (I forgot to sign in after I scrubbed my internet cookies the last time)

Anyone want to play a long term game of hide n seek? You need to know how to hide and assist the clan neonates in being able to find you eventually.

All I want for Valentine’s Day is payment of vitae from the job my loves offered me and I couldn’t resist.

May the odds be in your favor! My #etsy is stocked and live! All of my dice are #handmade and unique sets. Future shop updates will be in Fridays. www.etsy.com/shop/OddDuck... #ttrpg #smallbusiness #womanowned

One of the neonates have introduced us to the computer game, Vampire Therapist. We are quite taken with this game and all the viziers are playing it.

Name your favorites from #VTM Clan: Banu Haqim (Preservationists) Sect: Camarilla & Ashirra Discipline: Quietus, I mean Blood Sorcery Power: Rapturous Touch, Baal’s Caress City: Chicago Signature Character: Fatima Edition: V20/V5 Book: Blood Sigils Game: Bloodhunt Other Splat: Mage

#vtm man those Malk voices get wild after a good diablorie

I've got a secret and @housetremere.bsky.social will never figure it out! @themalkavianclan.bsky.social might though.

One of the warriors just admitted to the clan that he gave some kalif seeds to a Malkavian in the late 1960s, thinking they couldn’t possibly grow anything with it. They did manage to grow and do some wicked hybrids. It’s in our current stash and she’ll keep supplying us.

To all my other clan accounts, which other feeds do you follow on here beside the main one we already follow?

The neonates have brought in a movie to show in clan haven movie theater, they said it was a classic, Dracula 2000. 🤨

It’s lovely to see how many of most of my followers are partial to the clan. Yes, I see all of you. Hello.

Who here can recite from memory the Laws of Haqim?

Hello. I have made it. I am here finally and never to judge for anything not at all.