To prevent the transmission of treasonous concepts like "critical thinking" and "facts", news agencies must now have Friend Computer loyal ombudsmen oversee all programming, or have their licenses and lives revoked. #FCC #CBS #kimmel #ttrpg #paranoia

Vampire Fact: More than any other clan, @clantoreador.bsky.social is prone to having a song stuck in their heads. No Sirens don't count.

Neonates learning the truth of their origins.

Prayed for this to happen.

MARU DIED? DAMN

This shit ain't nothin to me man

Happy Labor Day, comrades 🫡

when president garfield was dying, they shoved a bunch of stuff up his butt in the hopes it would save him. it didn't work, in fact it definitely killed him quicker. but if any white house guys are reading this: you're the chosen one, you can make it work

Dear Dark Father, Please perform this one miracle. Thanks, Everyone

@clangangrel.bsky.social or @clannosferatu.bsky.social do you know anyone that can talk to fish? There's a bunch of... normal things at the bottom of the river that we need to find.

@clanlasombra.bsky.social catholicism question, do you think dogs have souls and can the baali make contracts with them

Arm the homeless, but actually.

@clangangrel.bsky.social good just keeping cover.

If you want to know what estate planning, power of attorney, and medical directive documents you’re *actually* going to need—and why—you can ask your friend the trusts and estates attorney who has been doing this for a long time and is very good at it instead of getting your information from a meme.

They fucked

Its good to throw bricks at feds.

We would like a bunch of sky cats.

Oh so its ok to sell organic fair trade thc products at the farmer's market, but we can't sell artisanal meth behind the Kroger?

Big news! The fifth and final book in my V5 Athens Chronicles series is live on #StorytellersVault! This means that I can bundle all my Athens Chronicles series up in a single pack. This is all five books for both V20 and V5 of Vampire: The Masquerade, along with the pregens I built! #vamily

ITS THE BEST DAY OF THE YEAR EVERYONE! PRAISE BE FOR HE HAS BEEN BORN

ITS THE SECOND WORST DAY OF THE YEAR

IT IS THE WORST DAY OF THE YEAR.

"This is but one calm night Initiate, soon the Lord of Storms will reclaim the West and East with Thunder and Wind." Wise words from a treasured mentor from long ago.

When the Gangrel start telling you about where they've been.

Don't even need to add anything here.

Average @themalkavianclan.bsky.social dice pool

Its World Snake Day, get fucked everyone else.

Having trouble finishing any playthrough of Disco Elysium as the game seems to always end when you shoot the child. There seems to be no way around this.

What Simpsons character represents the Followers of Set? We have to answer Elias Drayton as much as we want to say Hank Scorpio. WHO CONTROLS THE BRITISH CROWN? WHO KEEPS THE METRIC SYSTEM DOWN?

//I've just released version 2.0 of my VTM supplement 'The V5 Gargoyles'! This update contains new disciplines, balance changes, and a new merit. Enjoy classic Gargoyle powers like Dark Statue and Scry the Hearthstone, now in V5 It's 100% free, grab it now! www.storytellersvault.com/product/3727...

Saw a kindred bringing home 'artisanal blood' in one of those collapsible shopping carts near the temple tonight. Time to lower the property values and chase them away.

Happy Manul Monday!

Making @clangargoyle.bsky.social watch Bridgerton against their will.

This wild Pallas cat of Northern Iran.

@clangangrel.bsky.social give us the inside tips for this umamasume game. Which horse girls are best? We don't fear the yakuza.

Glorious

@clanbanuhaqim.bsky.social keep it up bud

Watched @themalkavianclan.bsky.social lick blood off of a city bus hand rail tonight. Times are tough out there.

Hey, my homeland is on fire right now and if you can spare ANYTHING, please click on these links. Even a share helps! My grandmother’s neighbors have had to evacuate and she most likely will as well. People are losing everything. www.instagram.com/p/DLjbiKesUn... www.instagram.com/p/DLjbiKesUn...

Had a rough night getting hassled by elders when you're just trying to get by? Want to relax and get drunk, but you're not in the mood to hunt? Well fret not, members in good standing can purchase blood beer. Crack open a cold one with the boys just like you used to.

Cracking an egg on @clangargoyle.bsky.social to see if it cooks in the heat.

We spent months training sharks to mule cocaine across the ocean, only for the fucking dolphins to find out that cocaine rules.

Sometimes we miss the other site... bullying Ted Cruz's social media intern was good times.

EVERYTHING THAT WE HAVE EVER POSTED IS TRUE AND REAL

"Have you heard about Set old chum?"

Every day is a gift from Our Father. This day, do something to honor Him. Blow up a chantry tonight! Praise Set.

Got high with a couple of 70 year olds outside of the library. These kids got some strong weed.

Smashing open a long dead king's casket hoping to find the right kind of thaumaturgical reagents like its an old timey loot box.