*Field of Dreams Voice* "If you build it, they will come" But its a guillotine

Explain your @ The masquerade is for cowards Set should be venerated above all.

Real Facts Confimed from the other side of the Duat.

//I am recruiting players for a V5 1-shot; do you like my Skeets? Think I've provided a modicum of entertainment on this here site? Interested in trying Vampire: The Masquerade for the first time? Let me know! Looking for 2 more players for a session titled "Guess Who's Coming To Elysium"

When neither the Book of Nod nor Revelations of the Dark Mother address your concerns about the Kindred condition, there's always Dirty Secrets of the Mummy Guts Yeast Draculas.

The coolest thing your character can do is support local mass transit.

Happy Pride Love yourself Be who you are meant to be.

Finally someone gets it

Trans rights are human rights! 🏳️‍⚧️

Average Ravnos ploy

THULSA DOOOOOOOM

No new pictures, where are you mentally?

We had to stop breaking into Kindred havens. Its way too depressing. Most of you could really benefit from having a houseplant, maybe some art on the walls.

Be the reason that someone invents a rule today!

Set invented drinking this beer during a Saturday shift

We're showing Die Hard 2 tonight at the after service social.

Paying the chantry ghouls to fart directly into the magic inkwells.

Bringing a close up magic guy where every trick involves flash paper to a magic-off with the local blood mage.

You guys ever watch Tron?

Prediction Market Gambling but for Elysium shenanigans...call it Harpy.

Vienna

Stealing it is much faster, easier, and just as enjoyable

Today we celebrate the Bahari because they're a joke.

SET SEES YOU SET LOVES YOU

Once again, no Tremere, too many of you apply for some reason.

Looking for someone to spit on, must not be Tremere.

It fucks. Play it.

Just saw a robot wearing clothes in person, I'm going to jail for starting the Butlerian Jihad.

Everything we want to tweet will get this account banned.

Have a look at these illustrations for the new winter supplement for Wise Women (coming this week). I was so excited when I saw them! The artist isn't on here but you can find her on IG @/maria_danielak_art

Reminder: We were not 'chased out' of Ireland. We left because its Haunted.

Precious garbage angel. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

Starting an Etsy competitor strictly for hiring witches local to you. Call it Familiar.

They're showing a lot of man butt in the ton this season.

Blink 182 is an odd choice for Bridgerton

Its entirely possible that if we all work directly to harass Trump, we can cyberbully him into having a fatal heart attack.

Never trust Ra

This winter season be sure that @clangargoyle.bsky.social isn't watching you from inside of snowmen.

What is a cat cafe? Do the cats have jobs?

Have a nice cold on the cob and throw bricks at every ICE agent that you see.

it's the big day

Is it against ToS to provide instructions on creating napalm and the best places to strike armored vehicles with them?

Set sees you.

Set had zero part in the creation of AI, GenAI, or LLMs.

Set invented Bionicles.

Set is our favorite magical girl