"And that’s why I established the Heyward Foundation. The Heyward Foundation, For The Development Of A Way To Make It Easy For A Camel To Pass Through a Needle’s Eyes. I’m not going to Hell if my billions have anything to say about it!"

//"Am I the one who is being greedy? No no, it's the workers who are out of touch, er, greedy" not-so-fun fact: once in my life, I woke up in the middle of the night, shaking w/ rage. It wasn't cause of a nightmare or w/e, but cuz employer was being *super* shitty over like $100/week pay increase

Is this anything? I updated the malkavian logo to a cracked smartphone. Malkav doesn't like it but idc what he thinks #VtM #Malkavian

1) That seems like a bit of an over reaction, dont it? 2) This is a WoD hook. The lawyer can be hired to get revenge, but, only if youve been injured first. Strictly in the revenge business, not the first strike business.

Describe Yourself in 5 TTRPG "Classes" 1. Tremere (Vampire: The Masqueade) 2. Cult of Ecstasy (Mage: The Ascension) 3. Warlock (D&D 5e) 4. Malkavian (VtM) 5. Bard (D&D) I'm ok with being a narrow-but-deep kind of gamer.

//Wind chill in the single digits. (Single digits in (F)reedom Units, not those commie so-called "Celsius" units that some places use) Well, winter is here.

//I really dislike how BlueSky eats my draft comments if I close app, open another one, and come back to Bluesky. I was working on that post, dammit!

Co-Caine, my pilot, is

Hollywood should make a movie about Diogenes @vtmclanventrue.bsky.social can finance it @arikeltoreador.bsky.social can direct it @disc0infern0.bsky.social can provide script edits

When a Malkavians "insight" leads them to make never before made melee weapons. Lookin at you @disc0infern0.bsky.social www.youtube.com/shorts/MDKoZ...

Uhh, @thecamarilla.bsky.social you forgot to switch from your alt acct again, didn't you?

If you see this, post a Spider-Man

//I wonder how much my personality was impacted because I watched Clue before I was a 11. Like, I absolutely did not understand alot of the more adult themed jokes -- I'm pretty sure when I first watched it I couldn't tell you what a homosexual was, or why the "fruit/plant" joke at the end

Now there's one thing I don't understand.... --One thing?

//Super strange dream last night. Weird parts include: Winning a coat by knowing trivia, but the coat was a "drink" Being Lestat and saying "i hate you armond" Finding an identical bag of my clothes on a dirt mound, at my old employers elevator ride with keys out, only to find all doors gone

//Clue is a fantastic movie. Absolutely amazing. So, to show it love, let me find an error in it. When they're at the dinner table and Ms. Peacock starts talking and they all get to know each other a bit, Peacock asks if anyone doesn't live in DC, Prof Plum says he doesn't Green retorts that...

"Things to say that will always start a fight" "You guys wanna start a fight?"

When @settemple.bsky.social hosts an event, they hire the best security:

"My eternal fear is that if, for a brief moment, I stopped talking... you know, the whole spectacular appearance would disintegrate; people would think there is nobody and nothing there....

I don't know whether to be pleased or upset that Tremere cults don't get their own hotline extension. Furthermore, AI must be destroyed.

*kafkaesque healthcare intensifies*

//I hope this shows up in your timeline as amusingly as it did in mine:

MALKAV: “Dementation 10! Everyone goes absolutely crazy!” [there is a pause] [the pause lengthens] BRUJAH: “You feel any different, Ennoia?” ENNOIA: “Nope. You?” BRUJAH: “Nope. Tremere?” TREMERE: “Nope.” AUGUSTUS: “Me neither.” BRUJAH: “Nobody asked you.” MALKAV: “Well, THAT was a non-starter.”

cuz it's on my mind: Britta - Tremere Jeff - Toreador Pierce - Ventrue Troy - Brujah Annie - Duskborn Abed - Malkavian Chang - Malkavian Shirley - Lasombra Dean - Tzimisce Frankie - Ministry Hickey - Gangrel Professor Professorson - Ravnos Elroy - Nosferatu Malkav & Brujah in the morning, nights!

//The Talamasca show was good; I wanted more Daniel Malloy in it, but I'll take what I can get. Also, definitely gonna call @thetechnocracy.bsky.social Raglan from now on.

Oh great, you Tremere'd it

**whenever I see someone talking about using GenAI** I don't get it, why are they admitting it? They aren't admitting it. They're bragging.

The Celestial Chorus send their regards

RIP, the Better Bard

remember.

Exactly 0 Neonates in Bel-Air survived the 90's They just couldn't help themselves And not one person blamed the Prince for it, either.

It gets easier during your 3rd century of learning it.

//This was an amusing read. Best line, IMO: "It’s like retracing the steps and doings of a drunk person: okay, here’s where he keyed the cop car. Wait, why’d he do that? I don’t know, but his pants are lying here, so this is before he stripped naked and tried to rob the library."

If you see this, post a monster

Communism was just a red herring

//Little in this world angers me more than the American Healthcare system. "Here's a referral" *ok, goes to referral doc* "Hi. Why are you here?" "Referral" "Ok, lets see....before i know what to do next, need you to go get vloodwork done. Also, pay your copay for this visit."

//This is a good time to remind everyone of how fucking stupid the average person is. You can get the bottom 50% of people saying something and safely ignore them. And then there's the question of specialized areas of knowledge, which makes the math even worse.

//The enshittification of everything tech makes me want to become amish.

Indeed has an option when looking at jobs to say "not interested" and to explain why. One option is the location. However, whatever program they have simply fails to do this. Just like, absolutely ignores it. "Don't show me jobs in Newark, NJ" "sure" "Would you like this job in Newark, NJ?"

//Twould be nice if rent ever went on sale.

Question for Kindred: Does Elysium count as a Third Space?

Stark: Wowza! That chemistry was hotter than the Hindenburg! I really believed you two wanted to kill each other. --Oh! ( chuckles ) No, no, no. We're just acting. Totally just acting. Both of us just acting so hard right now. Agatha: Oh, really? I'd say one of us is acting really bad right now

ok who didn't do the sacrifice

//Employer Question: "How have you leveraged AI and adjusted to its effect on hiring?" aaaand, i'll apply elsewhere

Have some OC. Because of the implication.

//I have a question for all the #VtM fans out there: Are there any official rules, anywhere, for how group rituals work? In Mage they got a buncha rules for how they can be done. But I don't recall/can't find any VtM rules for group rituals Interested in homebrew, if that's what you've got, too.

i DEFINITELY figured it out this time

//Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 is a fun game and all, but I gotta say, I am not a fan of the mechanic where you save by using a depletable resource Especially since you *can* just Save&Quit, so it just allows you to save, but with time-wasting extra steps. Don't do that, Game Devs. Just don't.

//Midnight Mass is very good. But oooh brother what a slow start it has. Its important for it to build, but not until ep3+ was I hard hooked. Then it wasnt letting go. Also: hamish linklater needs to be in everything. He was also hands down the best part of GenV S2.