When they go low We take the opportunity to go into full mount and start the ground and pound.

Don't use AI art. Embrace an artist. The end work will still be soulless and a mere mockery of the talent the artist once had and will forever chase and mourn, but it will be more environmentally friendly!

So, uh, if anyone happens to find a sentient microwave oven with a baffling Scottish accent in the greater Boston Area, please let us know. DO NOT BELIEVE ITS LIES.

To whoever changed all the Ministry contact names on our system to "Alpharius": Thanks a lot, asshole. Now we have to explain Warhammer lore to 300 year old Elders and PRAY that they don't believe it's real.

Please remember that if you're one of the lucky few kindred that can ingest food, that does *not* make it ok for you to munch down on grapes while maintaining eye contact with other kindred and uttering what can only be described as orgasmic moans. "Kindred" starts with "Kind"!

Dear members: Due to a mishap involving a faulty electrical outlet and a vape pen, all copies of our records have burned down. So... would you mind sending us your names, ages, generations and locations? The neonate involved is very sorry, and expresses he just "wanted to taste mango again".

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Therese, keep your sister in check. We know you don't like her but you can't just vanish when she's around!

While we appreciate the... enthusiasm, we must reiterate that you should please stop sending your CV and complete blood works to our members. Seriously, we had to clear out a whole floor for what neonates are calling "The Juniper Files". Do you have any idea how *expensive* real estate is?

No kindred here. Or anywhere.

Once again we remind our members not to write, sing, paint, compose, or be creative in any way in the vicinity of Cauldron Lake. Please, we're still dealing with the consequences of Tim's satirical novel "The Dumbest Dystopia" (2016).

This siring was never authorized by Us. ... ... We'll let this one slide on account of *impeccable taste*

Lighting enlisted to support raising her sister. When she goes against orders, she doesn't give a fuck, emotionally. Cloud enlisted because he was a bored kid from a small town fed propaganda and hero worship. When that hero fails him, he falls to pieces. And some people say she's a "female Cloud"

So are we on the tragedy or farce phase now

People die... and Yuna dances.

Deploy the milkshake.

Look, we tried. We really did. We pulled every string. We did every ritual. We ghouled and dominated and blood bonded and... We don't know what He is. We fear he is just a mortal, given insane power, lacking empathy... and somehow too narcissistic to be controlled.

Disco Elysium (2019)

Cogito Ergo Cum

You can also CHAT with them online at this address: www.thetrevorproject.org/get-help/ The website features a QUICK EXIT function. Tap on the ESC (escape) button on your keyboard three times for the website to redirect you automatically to Google's home page.

@altfda.altgov.info has not wiped me in weeks. Weeks!

Larp my ass

Sure thing, boss.

Oh sure, but *we* are the monsters.

Well, it's obvious what this person intends to draw. Pictures of Spider-Man!

Damn the new Captain America is a masterclass in pussying out of addressing its own subject matter. It's a Captain AMERICA film in which the president is a literal monster and somehow it dodges saying ANYTHING like ideas are bullets and the movie is Neo. Kind of impressive, to be honest.

Jan Schakowsky, the incumbent in my race, will reportedly not seek re-election. So it seems like a good time to reintroduce myself — I’m Kat Abughazaleh and I’m running for Congress.

Can we get a little PC optimization on current releases as a treat? Stop rushing your devs, give them time to let the experience shine.

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What do you mean? We have Tesla stock. We're set for unlife!

This is correct.

My wrecks? Colossal.

Looks like the Toreador are at it again.

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Rat-sucker!

No Kings No Gods No Masters

Line go up. Line must always go up. Line go up through the earth's core if it has to. Line must pierce the Heavens. Line can never no go up. Line no up is bad for shareholders.

While I agree that it was a substantial event, the kickoff was Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka banning hentai from the Something Awful forums.

"Boo-hoo I'm an immortal monster losing touch with my humanity and the world around me! Whaa I can only watch my old ones age and die from afar as I lose another piece of my soul! Woe is me, I drank my lover to death!" How about some *gratitude* for once?

Tryna strike a chord and it's prolly an F because bar chords are hard

And then you see it. As it strangles and beats your friends to death... the sweetest most courageous people in the world. You see the fear and power in its eyes. Then you *know*. That the bourgeois are not human.

As a teacher I picked a kid in advance and secretly let him on the plan when analyzing a play by about reactions to power and abuse. I would accuse the kid of talking in class, shout at him, kick him out. Then I would ask the rest "you saw me being unjust. Why didn't you say anything?"

"We want to make a John Constantine game" "Love it! Also no one knows him so use Flash instead" "...Okay" "Oops we released a film so bad it made the Flash brand toxic. So... sucks to be you, I guess" I WANT A CONSTANTINE GAME

Hoard bullshit. Knickknacks, rings, furniture, electronic devices, all you can get. Watch them become retro, then vintage, then classic, then antiques. If you keep them in good condition, a single 300 year old piece of random stuff can cover your expenses for a year or two.