I'm so sick of "don't kink shame." No! Some of you need to be shamed. Disgusting creatures.

Gods this looks terrible.

Watermelon Wisdom Teeth Extraction. Ngl i don't think my band is gonna do well with that name

It's been fun. Goodbye Prague. #Bloodhunt #Vtm #Elysium

I'm pretty sure conservative men don't like tattoos on women because they have to be at least 18 to get one.

Humans really shouldn't be allowed out after like 11pm. Like seriously, what are yall doing? Go to bed.

Fast food places having limited time menu items are literally just being ableist against autistic people

Why are cammys so fucking boring to be around?

I keep seeing videos from Coachella, and that shit looks like my personal Hell.

J.K Rowling is a piece of shit. If yall really need a story about a young boy who goes to a magical school and gets taught spells and shit then go read the Groosham Grange series. It's much better and predates HP by almost a decade

Arikel says, "Go block this shit." You have to do it now. Those are the rules.

This is important. Get rid of your Ring cameras

It's an important day for the football Fandom, season finale or something. Lots of middle aged men will be cosplaying as their favorite player and likely consuming lots of alcohol. If they get angry and violent when their special team looses, give them space, its an emotional day for them

We're living in the future so why the fuck do I need to buy the same game again if I want to play it on PC?!

Getting the "You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby" message isn't fucking ideal when its just my werewolf girlfriend who's sharing a bed with me!!!

Are scooby snacks named after the dog or is the dog named after the snack?

I hate how every website for food recipes is like "here's a 10,000 word essay on a trip to France I took with my husband and how much french cuisine means to me" Like fuck off, I don't give a shit about that just tell me how to make a croissant from scratch

Fuck ICE Fuck Trump Fuck everyone involved youtu.be/wWKSoxG1K7w?...

Does anyone know of any VtM or WoD themed discord servers?

Fuck ICE. Each and every one of them should be sent to the gallows.

Men would fuck the crack of dawn if it stayed still long enough

Getting the fuck out of Texas before this winter storm. (My ghoul took this picture)

I love when werewolves are hot

This is what I thought the USA was like before moving here. Needless to say I was disappointed

Every good history book starts here.

reskeet if you approve

As it fucking should.

The actual correct list is, Based clans: Toreador, Tzimisce, Brujah, Ventrue Neutral clans: Ministry, Banu Haqim, Ravnos, Hecata Cringe clans: Malkavian, Nosferatu, Tremere, Salubri, Gangrel, Lasombra

This is just every Brujah ever

I'm at a bar in Austin called Elysium (Ironic, I know). It's a smallish gothic place where I come to look at hot women but never actually approach any of them. Can anyone tell me why the FUCK I only ever get men coming up to me??? Like fuck off go watch sports or something, I'm yearning here

I used to have a case for my bass guitar that was coffin shaped and lined with red velvet on the inside. My ex stole that shit and I'm still pissed

Every day I wake up, I hope to see an obituary and every day I'm disappointed.

Honestly? At this point, just kill them all.

If you say "Unalive", "Shmex", or "Corn" to me in real life as a way to censor yourself for no damn reason, I will just straight up diablerize you.

"Are you from Mississippi? Because you're the only miss who's piss I'd sippy" - Random Malkavian at Elysium tonight.

The poor always want to complain and then just ask for handouts. Pick a lane

LA has been as wonderful as ever, but alas, I must return home.

So apparently, I'm a "fascist right wing fuck" just because I said I don't see Thin Bloods as people and refuse to let my granddaughter date one? I'm sorry but back in my day we hunted those little fucks, I'm not going to change my opinion just because it's "politically correct"

"Aggressively pro artist" is a fitting description of my clan. Go take part in this contest, it looks fun

The block button can be so liberating. It's almost like removing an entire person from existence. I wish there was a way to do this with real people

I love when cute girls kill men

Sorry girlies, but some of yall need to hear this. Just because a painting sold for $10 million, it doesn't mean it's good. Art isn't good because it's millions. Art isn't good because it has a secret meaning. Art isn't even good because it's old. Art it good because of what it means to you

Toreador don't cry. We suffer beautifully, in silence

Currently in LA, I've been here for a little over a week, and I swear to the gods, trans women keep. Hitting. On. Me. I've had like 6 on new years eve alone. Probably around 12 in total Are yall just looking for old rich women to fund your transitions or something?

I tried playing dispatch, and uh... what the hell is this? It just feels like some random guys self insert fanfiction

Technically, every malkavian is a They / Them

Please comfort your neurodivergents today. They're probably still quite scared and confused by the fireworks

Happy New Year to all who are below me. (So like everyone except Caine basically.) I'm currently in LA and I'm very drunk. Did you guys know Big Bird almost exploded in a rocket?