Playing commander with random people is like diving head first into a septic tank

Is this anything? I updated the malkavian logo to a cracked smartphone. Malkav doesn't like it but idc what he thinks #VtM #Malkavian

By the way, did you guys know that it costs around $100k to get your own star on Hollywood Blvd? I've looked into it but its not worth it just to be walked all over

I'm changing the sign in my house from "Women Only" to "Lesbians Only." Too many people are coming over here talking about their boyfriends or husbands. Like stop, yall are ruining the vibe I have so carefully crafted.

I tried coming up with an updated clan symbol for the Toreador. This one might be a bit too detailed, but I like it. I'll probably try some to make a few more #VtM #Toreador

There was a whole season of fortnite that had Darth Vader as an AI chatbot companion using James Earl Jones' cloned voice. 100% was them testing the waters to do much more of this in the future

People really need to stop recommending games to me that are only on PC. They look great, but my PC is from 2002, and I assure you, it does not run games.

I read this every time it comes up and it's just as funny as the first time I read it

I'm not looking forward to Thanksgiving. Last year, Troile wore a t-shirt that said "make Carthage great again." Malkav broke all my mirrors, and Ennoia decided to start a whole conversation about why furries should be a protected class. Oh and Caine didn't even show up, he still won't talk to us.

Just finished my brujah run of Bloodlines 2 and I can't even get the platinum trophy because the glide distance trophy is bugged on ps5 💀

I have an idea for a new Tzimisce character who will intentionally make herself look AI generated (too many fingers, bad anatomy weird proportions, etc) to mess with security cameras and stuff. But I worry that if I draw her, people will think I used AI

I'm just trying to buy some copper. Wtf is this?

I can't be the only one who didn't realize that's a person in a robe

Random question. If I see something that I lost a long time ago in a museum, how do I go about getting it back?

The real curse when it comes to vampirism is having to deal with Malkavians and Nosferatu for eternity

I'm pretty sure like 70% of the people drinking monster are just hot goth women.

Moving from Europe to the USA where every store has to have a greeter with a fake smile asking about my day really made me realize what i took for granted back home. Do not look at me, do not talk to me, my day is going awful, just let me pay for this and leave.

and it’s almost done #vtm #vtmb #chronicles #toreador #VampireTheMasquerade

"One kiss is all it takes to fall in love with me~" - An Adoring Toreador 💜💋 #vtm #vampire #worldofdarkness #vampirethemasquerade #toreador

Has anyone ever actually had an antediluvian show up in their VtM game? #VampireTheMasquerade #WoD

Why the hell did I book a last minute flight to Japan just to play this damn pokemonster game?

I like V20 way more than I like V5 (both are good in their own ways) But there's no way in hell I would run V20 with a group of newbies

If you ever get the chance to try a gold steak, don't. This is the worst thing I've ever had and just ruins a perfectly good steak These stupid trends have to end

The barista at Starbucks asked me if I want caramel sauce in my English tea. Where the fuck do these animals come from?

Wait, there are people who actually sexualize vampires? Ew

Honestly, if I'm watching a movie and a woman dies, it kinda ruins it for me.

An interesting fact that the lorebooks don't mention. The scenes on Tattoine in Star Wars were filmed in Tunisia, not too far from where the ancient city of Carthage used to be. So next time you watch those movies, kmow that under those sands is a bracelet I once lost and would like back #vtm

I watched the first episode of Critical Role on my flight today. It seems enjoyable, but I don't think I have the energy or time for hundreds of 3+ hour episodes

Women are so fucking attractive 🥵

Does anyone know Troile's Email?

My ghoul has been spending alot of time on tik tok and most of the videos that come up for her are AI videos of animals working in the fast food industry, animals with human like faces saying "hewwo pwincess" or cats attacking Bob Ross. Humans are fucked

If he dies before his 4 years are up, I'll do something crazy like marry a brujah.

I spent the full moon walking down Hollywood Blvd and playing this neat new game my ghoul showed me. You get to find and catch these cute imaginary pets. Some of them are so adorable

Safia did nothing wrong.

Sorry guys but ACAB also includes Fabien

Playing as an Elder in VtMb2 is actually a genius decision because it's a subtle reference to the fact that fans of the original game are now, in fact, Elders themselves

In vampire the masquerade bloodlines 1 you play as a fledgling In VtMB2 you play as an elder VtMB3 is going to have us playing as Antediluvians, which I'm totally okay with.

Good one Bluesky

Artwork by Dave Bonneywell finalizing the look of the werewolves in Dog Soldiers (2002). Bonneywell was part of Image FX's makeup/creature effects team on the film

Go play night road, it's amazing

Versailles, 1792.

A surprising amount of nosferatus are furries.

Fair warning, if you call me without scheduling it with me first, I won't answer. I will stare at the screen until the call ends. If you send me a voice message, I won't listen to it, I'll tell you that I'll listen later but I won't. But if you text me? I will drop everything and respond.

Ravnos and Malkavians are no longer allowed in my gallery. You know what you did.

I'm doing some voice work for a small indie game and the guy I'm working with asked me if I'm interested in vampires. Oh honey.

I'm 100 hours into this damn game. On my 5th playthrough (Banu Haqim) Please send help

You know what? I do gatekeep. What are you going to do about it?

Just because you can turn into an animal, it doesn't mean you should. Have some decency.

A gift I received from the prince of Seattle during my recent trip there. Or maybe I made it, who knows? #Bloodlines2 #Vtmb #Toreador

Does anyone want to play Human the protagonist with me?