We want to watch Venom Anyone want to join

Malkavian 2 Mal 2 Kavian Malka3an

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Oh we fucked up

2025 Goals: The Prince plays with us! Once!

EVERYONE LOOK AT OUR TALENTED SIBLING

QUICK! DODGE! NO TIME TO EXPLAIN

New year, new mental issue!

"Nude Vampire with Gloves"1864🦇 By:Tanja Jeremic

Music stuck on our head,, Take. It. Out. AAAA

THERE ARE 300+ OF US NOW HELLO FAMILY AND FRIENDS and that one guy called Warlock specifically ( we remember you )

Merry Chrysler to those whomst celebrate 🦝🎄

how it started how it's going

IT BE HOLIDAY HAPPY HOLIDAY FOR WHO CELEBRATES! HAPPY HOLIDAY FOR OUR FRIENDS! OUR ENEMIES! THAT SHADOW IN THE CORNER WHISPERING DARK SECRETS!

Malkavians are just built different.

WHY IS EVERYTHING SO LOUD

@housetremere.bsky.social can you teach us some cool magic stuff we promise to be responsible with it

Imagine speaking bad things about us and we are just doing this

Devastating: The worst person you know just made a good point.

We apologise for disappearing The entire clan decided to try playing Dragon Age Veilguard and we all spent hours going around to pet every single dog and cat ( A few are petting animals in Infinity Nikki instead )

"Three things a Prince should never do if they mean to prosper: Anger the Brujah. Embarrass the Ventrue. Ignore the Nosferatu." - 📝 an old Kindred's wisdom

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WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR WE NEED TO KNOW FOR INNOCENT REASONS TELL US

Same, girl. #vtm

We should do this. We wonder which one we are

HEY PRIIIIINCE COME OUT AND PLAAAAAAAAAAAY

We think the Prince should visit us and play boardgames and be friends and play with each others hairs and

@themalkavianclan.bsky.social sources

DANG IT WE DIDNT SAY BEETLEJUICE 3 TIMES

So... if you happen to be around Manchester and come across a black leather book with a single eyeball and fangs just... let us know, ok? Also don't read it and don't believe anything it says, especially about some of our high ranking members.

BEETLEJUICE

I just made a little document where I've compiled all of the Discipline powers of V5 in one, neat place, with descriptions, amalgams, prerequisites, etc - with the exception of Rituals, Ceremonies and Formulas (I'll do them later)! Find it on my Google Drive: drive.google.com/drive/folder... #vtm

WE HAVE A QUESTION WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SANRIO CHARACTER??????????????????????????????????

Who will be the pettiest of them all #VtM #SoundsFunLetsGoooo

WE ARE MORE THAN 150 FRIENDS NOW EVERYONE GETS A FRIENDSHIP BRACELET CAREFUL WITH THE MIRROR SHARDS ON THEM

ATTENTION NETWORK THE GARGOYLES GAVE US PERMISSION TO PET

One of the ghouls passed by and said "urgh the sun was terrible today"

The Fledglings and Neonates have brought it to our attention that there has been a breach within our haven. An infant feline was found laying atop of one of the coffins we have. The younger of our family call it “The Cat Distribution System”. We are unfamiliar and would like an explanation. (…)

HE TRIPPED HOT COFFEE ON HIS FACE SIR?????

HE TRIPHNEJ

Just saw a weird man going around saying he is hunting vampires. Like. Very loudly. We are unsure if we should worry.

We want TO READ A COMIC WHAT SHOULD WE READ TELL U S

Imagine being a transphobic vampire. Like... babe, your existence is an unholy mockery of everything humanity stands for and *you're* getting into a frenzy over pronouns? Couldn't be us.