So, turns out, the Union's wifi does not work past the deep universe threshold, sorry for the sudden silence everyone.

What if, we put all of the vampires in a spaceship, and shot it at mercury. Wouldn't it be funny?

Sometimes I forget we infiltrated some people into the 40k hobby scene to counter etherite presence, got jumpscared when one of the IT X interns pulled out a fucking Tau drone out of storage, legacy 70s design, apparently someone just didn't feel like being creative in their infiltration.

//I would like to introduce @rebeljohnson.bsky.social. She is one of the Storytellers on the Mage server my character is from (London Mage - Invite Code: discord.gg/faZ3h2e8). Her character is an Akashic cowboy and she is even writing a book based on her! Welcome to the bluesky roleplay club.

Guys, please stop trying to take submarines to where the real one piece card thing was thrown into the sea, it's very close to the underwater orphan reeducation dome, the brain wiper spotlight is running out of juice, thank you for your attention!

Trying to assemble this voidcraft, Eriadne keeps telling me I'm doing it wrong and bitching about the plasma conduit, I get it Eriadne, your parents were both born in the COP, your family is big time Void Engineer. Just because I'm a groundie doesn't mean I don't know how to put titanium together!

Meanwhile, in Mage:

To anyone experiencing a shortage of internet. Please hold while we deal with the problem. An extradimensional entity has started chewing the underwater cables. Air dropped hypertech torpedos are on their way.

The general public is not ready for the Void Engineers next big thing. Heard about CubeSat, CanSat, SphereSat. Get ready for TrapezoidSat, PentagramSat, TesseractSat, and my favorite, MobiousFoilSat. All will be available as soon as we kill the last 'the moon landing was a hoax' theorist!

The Void Engineers assure that smashing satellites into asteroids like the DART tests was to serve the betterment of everyone. And not because it sounded really funny. Please stop investigating that department. Tales of a borrowed hypertech nuke we're crashing into the next asteroid are unmutual.