@schumer.senate.gov is either out of touch with reality or, is deliberately supporting the destruction of America. Saddest part is it didn’t take blackmailing him with sex crimes, to betray the people. He does it by default.

In retrospect, I should have had more sympathy for the kids in high school who went to AA. Turns out there are adult beverages that taste better than beer.

Someday I should read this book.

As someone who went to a university that required classes in both Old and New Testaments , it’s always fascinating to see pop culture versions of dogma that have little relationship to modern theological principles. Sometimes you need the plot to move in a way that is ahistorical. 😬😂

Ow

Oreo ignores real food in favor of treats

Morning MiniC

Always watching

Mr Lynx wants more than mere food

Any drag queens in the emails? 🤔 No? Just old white men? 😬 How odd. 😇

I’m starting to suspect that @latenightseth.bsky.social used a fake crossword puzzle. Throwfoop clearly should have had another p, not an f. 🤔😇

Suddenly realizing I haven’t seen the taffy pulling account in my TikTok feed for months.

Trying to go to the bathroom, but throwing up instead. Happy Friday

Micromanaging boss: why didn't you send a log of all your work tasks for Tuesday?!? Because we were closed....

There is someone at work whose first name is my last name. We have shared meetings where he is often mentioned and assigned tasks.

The Popeyes near my house 😬

“Problematic Conversations with Problematic People”

When no rain?

Annoyed that there doesn't seem to be any photographic record of this event left online. www.thestranger.com/visual-art/2...

I’m not going anywhere.

I accidentally tried to sit in the chair. My mere human eyes see only black.

I used to live around the corner from a company that built models for architecture projects.

I used to drive past a “modeling agency” in Seattle that was a tiny one room office with the biggest satellite dish on the roof.

<shakes fist> My fancy electrified piano has been delayed yet again, this time by the Shutdown causing the FCC to furlough the electronics certification system.

Oreo eyes the treats

Hypothesis: Miserable people make different kinds of mistakes than happy people Theory: a well attuned QA can detect depression in software developers. 🤔

I have to assume the writer behind this line lives in a miserably small studio. Lived in a third of a floor of a warehouse, that was 4,000 sq ft. 5x that is a minuscule environment for a community. 🤔😬

I wanna see the Walton Goggins, but there’s the Mel….

“…maggots that will swarm like flies” Maggots ARE flies 🙄

Worried about rising health care costs? I want to hear from you! I’m @ByChrisVazquez, a journalist covering health care and the government shutdown. If you are or about to be impacted by rising health care costs, I’d love to interview you on camera. Stay tuned for more videos!

CM would like another chance at inside kitty status

“We don’t do bread and circuses in modern times.” Also, youtube.com/shorts/UsoFI...

Victory without firing a shot #fortnite

Never enough fluff

Light snacks

I’m sorry, @tacobell.bsky.social is doing desserts now? 😂😂😂 Please continue… youtu.be/smdJy9Go9i8?...

When I listen to this album, I am driving between Branson and Bartlesville, or returning. youtu.be/zZkuD1NtNHc?...

The chicken house has a mystery drain pipe out onto the sidewalk which immediately made me think of the bit in the Neal Stephenson novel Zodiac, where ecoterrorists would block the drain pipes of toxic factories.

CM enjoys the spot

Flashing back to the Benji movie, an entire movie theatre full of crying kids and panicking parents. Hollywood.

The reason for the tool

Reading a Reacher book, and at one point he makes a bad guy do a bank transfer of all his money to an innocent older couple whose daughter has cancer. Nice gesture, but I can only begin to imagine how much they are not prepared for the questions that kind of a deposit causes.

That seems like a bad idea

Even with the cooling temps and cloudy skies, I'm still sending almost half as much energy back to PSE as I use.

I can’t imagine watching YouTube with ads.

Watching Three Musketeers and checking the timeline…

Tim Curry does a great villain

You can tell Orion bought his belt on Temu. He only rated it 3 stars.