As someone who has watched an amount of American football, the lack of constant advertising breaks is confusing 🤔😋😇

I can remember a time where I was on a soccer team, having fun while being completely oblivious to the game (I imagined I was a cyborg in space). Pretty sure my parents made me quit the first time my glasses broke while doing a header. There may also have been stitches involved. 🤔😬

Adjudicated guilty of rape, with no appeals left.

Realizing the Beatles were probably singing about a chiropractor and not a white guy with scoliosis, “spinal cracker” 🎶 🤔😇

Accidentally interrupted their nap

The old folks apartments have a couple interesting residents…

Had to check and make sure my tetanus shot was up to date. The wire loop that holds up one of the bird feeders broke and stabbed me good when I was fixing it.

Honey was out almost all night long, not coming in till 3am. And then back out at 4. She is inside again now, so hopefully she’ll stay as the day gets hot outside.

Oreo letting MiniL eat in peace too?

Momma raccoon came around and tried several poses in hopes of a reward.

I found a bunch of shell remnants in the driveway

Someone enjoying the shade

Someone has leftovers 🙄

Fluffy and Momma Sox made it through the night

There is still someone setting off fireworks, but far enough away the cats are ready for breakfast

Never question the power of the dog gods 🤔😂😇

Did they close the fair again?

Another neighbor ripped out his entire lawn when I wasn’t looking. I would guess in prep for sod, but we are entering the dry season, on top of a drought. Seems less than ideal conditions.

Just occurred to me that the neighbor has a full construction crew here today. On the 4th. They have to be charging extra for that, right?

Are there any artists who follow me who have a love of Lovecraftian iconology? I need a symbol designed for my short screenplay. PAID project! DM if you’re interested. Thinking something like this with some modifications:

My Lynx is a pushy eater. The food dish is usually half the porch away from where it started 😋

CM is finally being chill around Fluffy.

Trying not to jinx it, but sure seems like way fewer fireworks going off in the neighborhood this year.

I used to make a joke about how I left the city I was born in, the year after I was born by referencing a Johnny Cash song…

Shortly after I moved to Singapore, as a tween, they outlawed video game parlors.

Watching videos of Waymo chaos, as an unemployed software test engineer… 😬😶🙄

Back in the 80’s a comedian did a bit about a company that was caught selling sugar water labeled as apple juice.

Every time I try to pick a restaurant for dinner.

Fluffy is willing to camp any door.

Oreo on the car roof

Honey was watching Fluffy. Eventually he noticed.

She was waiting just under the car, till Oreo left. She is doing quick work on his leftovers.

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If I had a time/weather machine, I would go back to midtown Kansas City in the late 90’s, and make every night perfect for hanging out with the Javagaia baristas and friends.

I continue to believe that the right graphic novelist artist could turn my life story…or at least a sanitized version of my life story, into a best seller.

What the fake/redacted sort of tattoo is this supposed to be?!?

Every once in a while, Oliver gets this funky black crusty stuff on his nose 😬

Out of work since February. Still looking, but no one is interested 🙃

One of my rarer feline visitors is named Creamsicle Ghost. Sadly not seen in over a year.

This shirt works equally good if you're a tough guy (no time for niceties) or a forever-alone (unfuckable)! www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/9515...

Listening to an English man who can properly pronounce Toronto, but not Ontario. 😶🙄

Me wearing cargo shorts: all these pockets are great! Me laundering cargo shorts: this is too many pockets to have to check

well that's fucking amazing. good lord, lmao, thank god this comedian pulled it out of the fire.

CM stops by

It's wild that the training exercise for D-Day (700+) killed more people than actual D-Day (589). And that both numbers were under 1,000. youtu.be/XKW4g86stXQ?...

Breakfast crew

I saved one of my employers literal billions of dollars. Or whomever they sold that division to… 🤔😶