Dear media, Have you ever considered using a projection map that doesn’t make Greenland look bigger than the entire East Coast?

I circumnavigated the globe 3 times before I was old enough to drive a car….

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Honey thankfully came inside early tonight. I probably still can’t go play Fortnite without risking the peace 😕

One year my parents and I coordinated the gift of an N64, with Diddy Kong racing, for my little sister’s birthday. After unwrapping, she turned the console over to me “unlock all the courses so me and my friends can play!”

Love only me!

Testing in production 🤔😬😂

Trying not to die from lack of oxygen, listening to @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social explaining the dangers of Australian insects.

The existence of people like @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social and Jesse Welles gives me hope for the future

Drinking and watching @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social Trying not to make a mess laughing at the wrong moment.

Just finished watching. Finding it a little amusing/confusing that we have someone named Charon at work.

Someone said something that made me remember the video arcade convention of next quarter stacking.

Tiny birds

Honey is done with the rain

See, I knew I bought this cd already. It just seems to no longer be on the media server. 🤔🙄

Huh. So that’s a thing. Collaboration remakes a Matilda, with a little Matrix mixed in. youtu.be/MWCJ59gs4d0?...

I suspect that I may have found a game show my dad could win.

Invisible vegetable chicken curry (I put a can of V8 in the sauce)

Let me in?

So many tiny birds

Rooftop sharing

What I see is an opening for the coal fired steam car… 🤔😇

“Use the spooky font!”

I don’t think that’s up to code 🤔

One of the houses with serious Christmas lights must have synchronized music.

Somebody went straight thru the roundabout

Ran into CM at the Cybertruck house.

I have to wonder how often this hydrant marker has to be replaced. It is near a high school.

I’m old enough to have visited the Philippines under Marcos.

“You tell everyone I’m your best friend.”

I need to find places to put up the stickers.

Bus driver splashed me on the way here. It can only get better.

Supper for two

Always amusing to watch a movie that as clearly tweaked for 3D.

I continue to be disappointed that a “Rees Moog” is neither musical nor chocolate covered peanut butter.

MiniC was chatty tonight

Mr Lynx stops by for supper

Snacks?

Honey is done with 2026 already.

Part 2 of the Hey!(EW) New Year’s Marathon begins! Who is still watching this shit? 🤼▶️ youtu.be/W5Oavhbu4Ro?...

Hi Friends, if you’re free today I’m running a 24 hour live stream of stand up on my YouTube channel www.youtube.com/live/8xv2zR3...

I prefer chocolate or cheese.

I've been playing around with free Azure static web sites =p

back on my bullshit #wrestlingart / 🤼 / AEW / Samoa Joe

A favorite movie

Honey views my need to work as bit her problem.

Shirt of the day

Phrases like “summer of ‘69” assume the Northern Hemisphere is the location. 🤔

“What’s the most you’ve ever spent on a bottle of vodka?” 35 minutes.