Come on, US! Wake up! You are being outsmarted by an idiot.

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BREAKING: Deadly bacteria found in major US city's water system traced to Mark Zuckerberg's $800 million, META, data center, per TechRadar

JFC.. Trump..”I’ve been right about everything..that’s how I got to be president 3 times.. I won 3 elections…” He’s done, people.. his brain is cooked.. ..he is a danger to everyone … STOP HIM NOW!!!

America, one nation, under Trump.. ..yelling..”GET OFF, YOU FAT FUCK!”..

Don't buy the remake to Assassin's Creed: Black Flag. The game just came out and how does the team get rewarded? With layoffs. Why should we reward Ubisoft with our hard earned money?? Boycott this shit! insider-gaming.com/assassins-cr...

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ATTENTION FELLOW AMERICANS A former Olympic star WAS ARRAIGNED in a Court of Law for touching--pulling out GARBAGE out of of A HEAVILY DAMAGED US Government POOL, but NOT ONE person who IS in the HEAVILY protected EPSTEIN FILES which must be because they have $$$ who RAPED MANY MINOR CHILDREN -

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Sen. Joni Ernst, what are your thoughts on Sen. Mitch McConnell’s absence? We talked for about 20 minutes and he said he felt okay, so I tried to cheer him up by telling him “well, we’re all gonna die one day!”

Trump has heard from the Vegetative State of Mitch McConnell .. ..they talked for 20 minutes.. ….they covered the 2020 election, tariffs, transgender sports, Iran, Gaza, NATO, the constitution, Epstein, the Qatari plane, America 250, SAVE Act, Ken Paxton, Graham Platner.. ..it was a good meeting

Trump on NATO meeting.. ..”I wish the press could see what we were doing in that room..lots of love around the circle ..around the ..table..” So now NATO stands for.. Now A Trump Orgy

Corrupt FIFA president Gianni Infantino, is going to honour his favourite corrupt politician, Donald Trump.. ..with his own card, that will can be issued by any coach who cries “UNFAIR” or “WITCH HUNT” over a red card.. Yup…it’s the TRUMP CARD.. ..who didn’t see that coming??…

Gotta Like That Mamdani Dude.....

What do you call a 50 ft wood carving depicting the faces of Donald Trump and his feckless useless cabinet? A too-dumb pole….

NEWS: Rep. Andrew Clyde owns a gun store. He sits on the committee that funds the ATF, and he's spent years trying to gut its budget. A gun sold by his store just turned up in a federal trafficking case.

It would be nice if the media was as interested in Ken Paxton as they are in Graham Platner.

Unless McConnell comes out and publicly rebukes this on camera, I'm going to assume it's true.

Grok…ChatGPT…Melania Trump.. 🤔 “AI….AI….HO”

Why in the name of all that’s holy, no one is calling BULLSHIT on this mentally broken asshole? ‘Islamic republic of Japan’ ‘Any questions for president Putin?(it’s Zelenskyy) ‘Anyone see the video on Tic Tac?’ The American president..a fucking human piece of shit moron whose brain is pure mush..

I’m amazed at the negotiating skills of Jerkwad Jared and Steve Witless.. ..their tireless, selfless….endless…meetings, are yielding great results! I’m thinking that the end of the war is coming soon..maybe 2 weeks or less..

Time to buy into the Dow..Trump’s manipulating the market! Get in while the prices are low because you know what’s coming… #TrumpMarketManipulator #TrumpWarCriminal #TrumpAlzheimerAsshole

James Garfield John F Kennedy Abraham Lincoln William McKinley Donald Trump Common thread? Why…American presidents, silly!

Maybe Texas was on to something about banning books.. ..if they had banned all the school books used in Texas.. ..they wouldn’t have required a place to store them.. ..and if they didn’t have a, say, Texas School Book Depository.. …then lives would’ve been saved.. ..so banning books saves lives

This is the voter fraud they warned us about

I think Trump’s one real special ability is just when you think he can’t possibly manage to make himself look any worse than he is at that moment.. ..he manages …

The President of the United States is a Russian asset, and has been for decades. Leading up to the 2016 election I lost friends over this. Some people thought I was nuts for saying it.

Talked with Mitch McConnell for a good 20 minutes.. ..and then we ended the seance….

NEW: Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton appears to have used an address where he did not live while voting in six elections in the past two years — despite warning voters that “it is illegal to misrepresent your residence on election records.” with @texastribune.org

FUX NEWS… ..NO PARTY OWNS THE SUPREME COURT.. True.. ..but the GOP rents it for a usurious amount…

Trump really likes the tradition of soccer players walking out on the field hand in hand with young children.. ..he’s thinking about doing that when handing out the trophy…

Thank you, Thomas C., for at least attempting to do the right thing…allegedly ..

An "Object at Rest" is an animated cartoon by Seth Boyden. He says, the cartoon "follows the life of a stone as it travels over the course of millennia, facing nature's greatest obstacle: human civilization." It was his final thesis film at CalArts. Well done, Seth! I feel bad for the rock though.

Layoffs are a failure of leadership.

The soccer ball head of FIFA Gianni Infantino, Proves to be subservient like Former FBI No.2, Dan Bongino, Tiny, obsequious and a clown like ICE midget Greg Bovino, A Trump Cuck blow hard like deputy chief of staff, Dan Scavino

Further to DJT’s $10B lawsuit against NASCAR.. 1.DJT claims ‘turning left instead of right, in a red state that I won by a lot, isn’t good’ 2.DJT complains that ‘I didn’t have enough time to learn the complexities of the track’ 3.DJT complains that ‘it’s everyone else’s fault I lost .stay tuned!

2/ 3.DJT finishing an hour after everyone else claiming ‘wasn’t my fault that I got lost’ SCOTUS justice Elena Kagan, not known ti be a NASCAR fan to oversee case in 9th circuit, already has DJT complaining of “UNFAIR..WITCH HUNT..I WON ‘20 ELECTION & WINDMILLS CAUSE CANCER” ..stay tuned..

1/ Donald Trump & family are launching class action suit for $10B claiming “egregious harm and embarrassment” for failing to win a NASCAR race..the suit alleges: 1. DJT didn’t know how to operate vehicle because it ‘was all COMPUTER’ 2.DJT was unable to understand ‘the frantic flag waving’ .. next

Democrats are communists in the same sense that Donald Trump is a Christian: They are not.

White nationalists and Christian nationalists are two sides of the same coin.

I'm going to KEEP talking about how Florida Senator Rick Scott, the RICHEST man in all of Congress DEFRAUDED Medicare & is trying to CUT Social Security. Will you join me?🤚

At this point I DO NOT CARE who wins the World Cup, as long as it IS NOT the United States.

Supposedly the most intelligent of all species...humans.

How could Trump summon up the courage to shake hands with Infantino??? ..Swiss-Italian-….🫪……….Lebanese!….multi-platform corrupt…..🤔……ah….got it…….

All teams should be protesting cards now that the precedent has been set.

It’s funny to see the entire world find out in real time what Americans have known for a decade now… Everything he touches turns to shit. Everything. And now he just tainted the USA team.