I did a comic It's the first one I've done, so be nice or I'll make another comic with a character called Mr. Bum who looks disconcertingly like you

It's reassuring to know nothing we do matters any more. I'm off to eat the mona lisa.

Why have they written this as if someone’s pissed on them

Me in a museum: Show me the Moneeeetttttttt

Whamageddon is tedious and so I propose: Saviour's Day. The day that you hear Saviour's Day by Cliff Richard is your "Saviour's Day". If you make it to 25th Dec without hearing it you are deemed to have had an "unholy year" and you must leave your village and live on a hillside.

It increasingly feels like we're forgetting the true spirit of Black Friday: clubbing a pensioner with a fire extinguisher to get the last reduced television in Asda.

It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible

My Bluesky discover feed is just a list of reasons why Bluesky is great I wonder how that happened

My body your choice I don't give a shit what happens to it

Doris, have you seen my pool table? No Farmer Griffiths, I haven't seen any pool tables stashed away at the back of the barn, anywhere at all today.

jacking off is unrealistic

I wonder what'd irritate musk most - calling every post on X a tweet, or calling every post on Bluesky a tweet?