It was never about “voter fraud”

Sam Alito's repeated, sneering "what is a woman, oh can anyone just claim to be a woman" questions at this Supreme Court oral argument suggest that his brain is, if possible, even more pickled in right-wing media than I thought

scott adams spending the last few years of his life getting tormented by and ultimately succumbing to his own asshole is correct for the universe, i think

Trans people: "Fix your hearts or die!" Scott Adams: ok *dies*

A few months ago, ICE hired me I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!" My latest for Slate

I’m being told this is the most poorly timed tweet of 2026 Pic unrelated

RFK and anyone who believes his bs needs to be decapitated on pay per view

The conspiracy theorist in charge of the nation’s health is harming the nation’s health. Who could have predicted?

Uh no, fuck, these dumb, uneducated, ignorant, cunts, that drove us to fascism because they don’t understand how anything works Fuck her and fuck you for defending it

New mRNA vaccine shows 75% reduction in pancreatic cancer outcomes, so remember Republicans and Joe Rogan, no vaccines for you

We call her hero

The richest man in the world has seized control of federal spending and is demonstrably lying to the whole cabinet on television.

Losing his million dollars Malibu condo is the funniest thing @adamcarollashow.bsky.social has ever done

Adam Carolla continues to prove why no body in Hollywood likes him Who’s stupid again you fucking hack

This is how i responded to @bsky.app:

The Elon Musk backed pro-Russian candidate in Romania, Calin Georgescu has been arrested. Authorities raided him like the crook he is and found at least $10 million in cash and tickets to Moscow. He may have also bumped his head a little bit too.

Bird Flu is going to decimate us in about 6 months

A perfect example of how Trump got elected

This is what a deal with the devil looks like👇 @housegop.bsky.social JUST VOTED TO CUT Medicaid, SNAP benefits, school meals, & housing assistance all in exchange for giving corporations & billionaires a tax cut all at the  expense of the middle class.

Oh look new Joe Rogan, Bret Weinstein and Dave Smith are full of shit just dropped

Here’s a viewpoint for you Jeff KILL ALL BILLIONAIRES

Scott Jennings is literally a street white for Donald Trump, this guys wife must be extremely jealous at the way he loving slobs over Trumps Cock constantly

They need him to be a genius because they cannot handle what it means for them to be tricked by a fool.

Trump pardoned the sentence of arguably the single biggest drug trafficker in American history on his second day in office!

Can ONE FUCKING REPORTER POINT OUT TO GUS FACE THIS AFFECTED 10 PEOPLE Literally, this stupid ass ban was for 10 people Can one fucking person please say they next time he runs his mouth

Pretty wild that a large portion of the media doesn't have this front and center. Steve Bannon throws a seig heil at CPAC and it's gotten very little news. Are the media afraid of the "but these are jokes" type? Media/political types are you really afraid of this guy?

They alway go to “trans in sports” because they know ignorance and bigotry sells Anytime they bring this shit up, make them state how many trans women are in sports because it’s less than .0001%

Andy Ngo is the biggest fucking pussy on the planet and I can’t wait until someone beats him to death with a milkshake

Start bringing guns to Town Halls

Legalize killing billionaires

pedo-con theory

All these new polls showing majorities disapproving of Trump, and Elon Musk faring even worse, really undermine one of the dumber narratives of the moment: That "disruption" is automatically good for Trump. Check out my exchange with @juliaazari.bsky.social on this: newrepublic.com/article/1917...

Told ya

The only man in history to have fifteen kids and be a virgin

Lolz

People have gone to jail for less.

The only good Elon Musk is an unalive one

Ukraine was very corrupt when run by Putin's stooges, and Zelenskyy has been more aggressive than prior leaders about addressing it, for the simple reason that they can't afford to waste resources. Putin, on the other hand, is estimated to have looted $200 billion. www.nytimes.com/2023/09/18/w...

joe biden has said sentences far more coherent than whatever this is

I hope Canada literally kills them and ends American hockey forever

Fetterman is another example as to why we need to introduce CT scans before you can take office

President Donald Trump announced Wednesday that the Resolute Desk has been temporarily removed from the Oval Office to be “refinished,” a touch-up that occurred just days after Elon Musk’s son seemingly picked his nose and wiped it on the historic piece of furniture.

We're back to J Edgar Hoover levels of strange

Musk just said today Twitter is worth 8 cents now, so this is obviously on his mind

Yes

No! If you watch an old video of Elon, like this 2010 tour of SpaceX, it's obvious that he is physically and mentally almost a completely different person. He's dweebier and more earnest, but his cognition and speech are also way more fluid and coherent. youtu.be/0lJWmhpextE?...