Words to live by. 🍻

Notable pirate, thou salt-water thief!

A new painting of Soho just finished. Soho Kiss Oil on canvas 28" × 20"

Teach a man who hates socialism and votes for authoritarianism to farm and he can receive socialist handouts for life from the government that bankrupted him in the first place.

Karma is a bitch.

I lost my job, there are no toys on the shelves, and the only hospital within 100 miles of my house just closed. But at least I know that now there won't be any non-binary characters on Paw Patrol.

You will be visited by three spirits.

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If someone tells you they don't like John Lennon, you let that person go. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

Larry, the cat :)

If some guy stole my shit and made millions off it while wiping out my job prospects, and you, as my friend, bought that guy's cheap mass market replica of my shit, you and i would for obvious reasons have a problem. It being a massive company, not a guy, actually makes it even more of a problem.

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

College Football Playoff: what a bunch of bullshit.

Man Always Wanted To Raise Family In Kind Of Place Where White People Greet Each Other On The Street https://theonion.com/man-always-wanted-to-raise-family-in-kind-of-place-wher-1819577286/

Imma need my UK friends to check in over this. 🤣

It seems to me that what’s culturally normal in the United States is not getting into other people’s private business. It’s only weird obsessives like Gavin Newsom who want to poke around in people’s pants before letting them play sports or use the bathroom. www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8-d...

y’all

Duh.

Wow. #SECChampionship

Elon Musk is about to become the first trillionaire. The reason poverty exists in the wealthiest country on earth isn't because we can't feed the poor — it's because we can't satisfy the rich. We should tax trillionaires out of existence.

😭

So pretty. 💜

Fuckers.

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Steve Cropper. Just damn. 💙🎸

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Donald Trump fell asleep during a Cabinet meeting, raising new questions about Joe Biden's health.

This is your December reminder that it's absolutely acceptable to try and get to a set annual book goal by cramming in as many novellas and cookbooks as you can find before Christmas swallows you up! #booksky 💙📚

@gambrelli.bsky.social Born to Run definitely!

Translation: they are trying to figure out who to throw under the bus.

It's great that reporting on the double tap has spotlighted the abject criminality of this Administration. But don't forget: Venezuela is not waging war on America or Americans, and the men killed were not combatants. The first strike was every bit as illegal as the second.

I REMEMBER. In 1981, nearly 100% of people with AIDS died, often rapidly. I remember weeping. I remember Ronald Reagan's refusal to say "AIDS". I remember the brave patients, loving caregivers, and the defiant power of ACT-UP. And finally the miracle of modern therapy. Rise up for World AIDS day.

@profregwhelk.bsky.social whiskey is medicinal, right?!

Just throwing a thank you into the universe to Roy Bittan for all the live Racing goosebumps over the years. 💜🎹🎶

Ah, the science of being all out of fucks. www.blog.lifebranches.com/p/aging-out-...

@gambrelli.bsky.social 🤣

I guess my only problem with the "strong floor, no ceiling" thing as a political slogan is it makes no sense, conveys no message, does not translate to anyone, and does not mean anything.

Walmart and McDonald’s are among the top employers of workers who rely on food stamps. McDonald's CEO raked in $18.2M last year — over 1,000x the company's median employee pay. Walmart's CEO pocketed $27.4M — 930x the company's median employee pay. See the problem?

Omg it's so true.