Uncle Baño
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oh was a siteoutageball happening??
1 day ago
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god damn it's so great to be able watch people like palou become legends before your very eyes
2 days ago
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*danica patrick holding a motorsports staff and wearing torgo pants*: danica.. wants.. an athlesure BRAND. dear leader.. has.. SIX athlesure brands why can't DANICA have one ATHLESURE BRAND for.. THEMSELF
2 days ago
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nothing gets race fans fired up to hoot at the indy cars like the radio edit of the hit song "cake by the ocean"
2 days ago
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gone merchin'
2 days ago
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ah yes the infamous indianapolis motor speedway troughs
2 days ago
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at IMS and currently experiencing 1996 levels of smugness
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2 days ago
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lol the sting ray robbbbb fans near me hate me so much right now lol
2 days ago
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Truff Titty
2 days ago
Makes u think.
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i'm still in your head graham I'M BEHIND YOUR FUCKING EYES
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3 days ago
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i say GAZE into the hypnotic power of my *eeeeeevil eye*
3 days ago
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when you've been in Turn One for two hours and realize you haven't seen a single yellow shirt
3 days ago
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ok indycar sickos time to lock in
3 days ago
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when you've got a short tent and a tall tent? man you just simply *have* to put the tall one directly in front of a video screen
3 days ago
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TURN EM LOOSE
3 days ago
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3 days ago
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had a dream last night that a local furniture store was blasting YOU'LL FIND THE PERFECT RUG THE PERFECT RUG THE PERFECT RUG to perfect drug by nin on the IMS PA system and i got so mad that i had to go stand in the north 40 for 30 minutes
4 days ago
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Jeff Blankenburg
5 days ago
Love baseball? Miss the days of reading through the box scores each morning, ad free? I built a thing.
boxscore.email
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it is called "fast friday" because that is how quickly the track beers do down
4 days ago
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gonna head to the texas roadhouse and order the jacob able special (51oz ribeye served nice and slow so you can get a good look at it)
4 days ago
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you know even after a bad quali sim i still want to vape!!
4 days ago
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when she kyffin on your simpson til you yella
4 days ago
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"it's going to be a hot & sloppy track"
#FunWeekendPlans
4 days ago
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oh i just got top ramen's ass but GOOD
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4 days ago
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fast friday discussion: 2025: ideal indycar driver blunt rotation 2026: plausible indycar driver lot polycules/throuples
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4 days ago
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"rosenqvist's khaki colored car" more like CRAPPY colored car because murgun gurgen or whatever that dipshit's name is sucks!!
4 days ago
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I REMEMBER THIS BIRD WE HAD A MAJOR RUN IN ONCE
4 days ago
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shitty pic but it does look extremely nice in person, glad it's not delaminating too every time i see a sparkle car i have flashbacks to the luczo dragon debacle
4 days ago
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no one seems to run right hand down at IMS this year, they all look level or even left hand down did something change or is this just what all the Kids These Days™ are doing
4 days ago
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acab includes santony "top ramen" santucci
4 days ago
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4 days ago
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ATTENTION AT THE RACE COURSE
4 days ago
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IMS more like IMSleepy am i right anyone know if they lost the track or not blue sky is still not great for extremely specific pavement dampness updates
5 days ago
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Curb Your Malthusiasm
5 days ago
The Colts Schedule release video is one of the best things I’ve seen in a while - don’t stop at the couch gag!
youtu.be/u7wn7eXjRAI?...
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2026 Indianapolis Colts Schedule Release with the Simpsons
YouTube video by Indianapolis Colts
https://youtu.be/u7wn7eXjRAI?si=-VgZLowys32gV5fX
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hearing lawn equipment and thinking "oh the dryers must already be on track" race fans i am like 10 miles away from IMS and i am going to go have some more caffeine now
5 days ago
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getting some pre fast friday hooting practice in
5 days ago
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no one is on track right now because they were thinking about carson hocevar and want to know what he's up to
6 days ago
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hinch wants to toss the rest of the booth off the top of the pagoda and i for one support him
6 days ago
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Pizza Money
7 days ago
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"they've been tweaking on their wieners" - townsend bell
7 days ago
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when you hear that todd ault has struck again
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8 days ago
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uh oh
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9 days ago
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Dare 🔥
10 days ago
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The Onion
10 days ago
Terrified Adolis García Wondering If Anyone Else Can See Phillie Phanatic
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Terrified Adolis García Wondering If Anyone Else Can See Phillie Phanatic
PHILADELPHIA—Attempting to remain calm while the massive green creature gyrated on top of the dugout, a terrified Adolis García reportedly asked teammates Tuesday if anyone else could see the Phillie ...
https://theonion.com/terrified-adolis-garcia-wondering-if-anyone-else-can-see-phillie-phanatic/
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my entire career tbqh
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10 days ago
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yo dawg i heard you like indycar race starts
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10 days ago
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no sorry i cannot stick around for a middle aged post race party i need to be a responsible adult tomorrow *sees special track beers* ok I can stick around for a beer or 20
10 days ago
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ims playing Everybody Wants To Rule The World as I make my exit 🤌🤌👌
10 days ago
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skim beeble
10 days ago
andretti global pit crews
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sorry folks it's this coozy's first race
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