a lotta yall still dont get it Senators can use multiple slurp juices on a single senate so if you have 1 astro Senator and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new senates Tonight's slurp juice mint event is essentially a minting event for both Lab Monkes and Special Forces

oh ok

turns out it wasnt "just manchin and sinema" (it never was)

they;re thinking about thos beans

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy

And you may tell yourself, “This is not my beautiful banner!”

never a small robot piloting a large robot that contains a third robot the size of a medium robot around when you need one smdh

gunpla is the king of all hobbies because you can say it like dr evil says magma

These dorks AI-generated a car with no engine and didn’t realize it

fun weekend plans

fun weekend plans

Not now, carnivorous death ball

heyyyyy buddy you doin' ok there?

"did you even read the article???? the headline is bad but the article is good!!!" buddy if I see a restaurant called Dan's Fecal Stew i am not gonna go in there to see if maybe they printed the sign wrong

when you plug in that phone with 1% battery remaining www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXYp...

Important.

Yooooooooooooooooo. Gonna do a book.

It is officially time for the Democratic Party to stop wasting money on their out of touch consultant class, and start paying for insights from Bluesky posters named "<--- kill me" and "Kicked In The Farm Parts"

me pledging my life to the Chinese uncstronauts

Captain Torture

when you pass by a big sign that simply reads PLEASE BOYCOTT WHITE CASTLE

PIGLET: i think chrishuhphur robin's back on the horse again, p WINNIE THE POOH BUT HE'S TONY SOPRANO FOR SOME REASON: ohhhh bother

still grumpy

they were a deeply unserious chaos team but damn it they were my deeply unserious chaos team

This game is the baseball equivalent of being punished for stealing fire.

Watching my favorite sport* (*wondering if I'll die tonight)

*BLUE JAYSING INTENSIFIES*

Hooting with delight every time the camera finds Max Scherzer in the dugout making one of the facial expressions that George C. Scott made in Dr. Strangelove at the maximum possible intensity.

THREE OUTS TO GO

Ernie Clement. A record 30 postseason hits.

FOLKS

this fucking game

Has this World Series consistently featured the highest quality of baseball? No. Has it featured the widest array possible of beautiful, weird, specific baseball delights? Yes.

this fucking game

the toronto blue jays are america's team

WHY IS SCHERZER STILL IN THE GAME

Best part of mlb brawls is the relievers getting the zoomies