Happy Friday Here's famous dipshit Trevor Bauer getting domed by a 100 mph line drive

damn and i've been out here pondering colorado rockies baseball for free

Incredible placement, split the saddlebags right down the seam, got the initial nut trauma and the rebound hit, I don’t think you can get drilled in the balls more perfectly than this

in the stripped club. straight up 'jorking it'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. My P3NY5

*extreme billy idol noises* picked a nice day for.. day drinkin'

same tbqh

Let's take a closer look at United's announcements from the bottom of the Vince McMahon reaction meme

Well tomorrow is Opening Day and we’re all pretty stoked except for bivalves they don’t like it at all

hey it's me the big burrito blogger

Going to be tough to field a team tomorrow, then.

i would get drunk and watch major league baseball in a kayak

MLB’s Korean marketing slogan used to be “It’s big ball chunky time”, and I will never stop thinking about it

we could've all been pondering colorado rockies baseball right now

giancarlo stanton fantasy baseball crüe check in 😎 THERE'S STILL $1 OF POWER IN THAT BAT PEOPLE

Everyone complaining about baseball people on here or who thinks they hate baseball, trust me: no one hates baseball more than the people who love it except for the people who own and/or run the MLB and its broadcasting.

it's opening day/night/something and apparently mlb has decided to go with a naked gun joke booth for the big game youtu.be/oLxtV_tqQ5k?...

looks like my mlb bunt 26 pulls are going about as well as my real world pulls tend to

BLIMP ATTACK EXTREME BLIMP DANGER!!

Fed's gotta hike

This is equities thinking the stripper actually likes them.

people will get on this website and say things like no one cares about your bracket and that's just not true i care about your bracket

imsa night racing is so pleasant to look at

👇 CBS News chief Washington correspondent:

FULL COURSE BREMBO

WE GOT ARGY WE GOT BARGY WE GOT BREMBO bremmmmmbooo

watching every lmp2 fuckup like

BREMBO! brremmboooo

THE MOST ELECTRIFYING TEAM ORDERS IN IMSA HISTORY

shitty track made another car go brembo bremmmboooo

#ImsaAfterDark when you've got the sebring race on and that unlabeled candy hits brembo brrrrrrremboooo when the imsa car wheel falls off it sounds like brrembooooo

examining the #KeysToTheRace with the rlm folks: - it is now dark

that's probably fine

would drinking a can of oil just be poisonous for a dinosaur or isn't it also technically cannibalism

hmm there seems to be a porblem

oh crap sebring is today i should go watch this at one of my other houses (server room in downtown toronto)

never a small robot piloting a large robot that contains a third robot the size of a medium robot around when you need one smdh

OLD & BUSTED: eating something stupid for dinner when your wife is out of town NEW HOTNESS: ordering groceries on an empty stomach when your wife is out of town

Chuck Norris is dead. He was really shitty but Conan playing this clip from Walker Texas Ranger lives rent free in my head forever tbh so there's that.

people will get on this website and say things like no one cares about your bracket and that's just not true i care about your bracket

Kids, before knownothings blathered bullshit for endless hours on podcasts, you would have to pick up a book like this and actually read it to internalize some nonsense

Remembering the ancient ways

i refuse to click on view full thread i want how this conversation progressed to be a delightful mystery to me forever

i am constantly saying this

Tell me why I'm getting facebook ads for a fuckin tactical bassoon

heyyy buddy you ever watched an ncaa basketball game on weeeEEEED?

friend, this is Marcus Junius Brutus CAESAR has declared himself DICTATOR FOR LIFE and MUST BE STOPPED can you rush a donation of ten denarii today to show that you STAND WITH THE REPUBLIC?

if it's not the best it's at least in the top two the other being this one: youtu.be/tpEKO7KK8M0