oh was a siteoutageball happening??

god damn it's so great to be able watch people like palou become legends before your very eyes

*danica patrick holding a motorsports staff and wearing torgo pants*: danica.. wants.. an athlesure BRAND. dear leader.. has.. SIX athlesure brands why can't DANICA have one ATHLESURE BRAND for.. THEMSELF

nothing gets race fans fired up to hoot at the indy cars like the radio edit of the hit song "cake by the ocean"

gone merchin'

ah yes the infamous indianapolis motor speedway troughs

at IMS and currently experiencing 1996 levels of smugness

lol the sting ray robbbbb fans near me hate me so much right now lol

Makes u think.

i'm still in your head graham I'M BEHIND YOUR FUCKING EYES

i say GAZE into the hypnotic power of my *eeeeeevil eye*

when you've been in Turn One for two hours and realize you haven't seen a single yellow shirt

ok indycar sickos time to lock in

when you've got a short tent and a tall tent? man you just simply *have* to put the tall one directly in front of a video screen

TURN EM LOOSE

had a dream last night that a local furniture store was blasting YOU'LL FIND THE PERFECT RUG THE PERFECT RUG THE PERFECT RUG to perfect drug by nin on the IMS PA system and i got so mad that i had to go stand in the north 40 for 30 minutes

Love baseball? Miss the days of reading through the box scores each morning, ad free? I built a thing. boxscore.email

it is called "fast friday" because that is how quickly the track beers do down

gonna head to the texas roadhouse and order the jacob able special (51oz ribeye served nice and slow so you can get a good look at it)

you know even after a bad quali sim i still want to vape!!

when she kyffin on your simpson til you yella

"it's going to be a hot & sloppy track" #FunWeekendPlans

oh i just got top ramen's ass but GOOD

fast friday discussion: 2025: ideal indycar driver blunt rotation 2026: plausible indycar driver lot polycules/throuples

"rosenqvist's khaki colored car" more like CRAPPY colored car because murgun gurgen or whatever that dipshit's name is sucks!!

I REMEMBER THIS BIRD WE HAD A MAJOR RUN IN ONCE

shitty pic but it does look extremely nice in person, glad it's not delaminating too every time i see a sparkle car i have flashbacks to the luczo dragon debacle

no one seems to run right hand down at IMS this year, they all look level or even left hand down did something change or is this just what all the Kids These Days™ are doing

acab includes santony "top ramen" santucci

ATTENTION AT THE RACE COURSE

IMS more like IMSleepy am i right anyone know if they lost the track or not blue sky is still not great for extremely specific pavement dampness updates

The Colts Schedule release video is one of the best things I’ve seen in a while - don’t stop at the couch gag! youtu.be/u7wn7eXjRAI?...

hearing lawn equipment and thinking "oh the dryers must already be on track" race fans i am like 10 miles away from IMS and i am going to go have some more caffeine now

getting some pre fast friday hooting practice in

no one is on track right now because they were thinking about carson hocevar and want to know what he's up to

hinch wants to toss the rest of the booth off the top of the pagoda and i for one support him

"they've been tweaking on their wieners" - townsend bell

when you hear that todd ault has struck again

uh oh

Terrified Adolis García Wondering If Anyone Else Can See Phillie Phanatic

my entire career tbqh

yo dawg i heard you like indycar race starts

no sorry i cannot stick around for a middle aged post race party i need to be a responsible adult tomorrow *sees special track beers* ok I can stick around for a beer or 20

ims playing Everybody Wants To Rule The World as I make my exit 🤌🤌👌

andretti global pit crews

sorry folks it's this coozy's first race