Someone just needs to step up and share the whole truth. None of this redacted bullshit.

Every neighborhood should have a Jamaican Patty place, a cheap Chinese restaurant, an Indian buffet, a donut shop at the bus/train stop, a Papi store that changes its name every 6 months, a supermarket that doesn't price gouge.... Oh, and a dollar store where things actually cost a dollar...

Make no mistake- these motherfuckers were testing the waters. Seeing who would fall in line when the time came. By and large, the responses appeared to be unease, but this meeting absolutely sets a dangerous precedent for the future of military activity on U.S. soil.

Is anyone else secretly hopeful that the #rapture will actually happen today so we can be rid of this nightmare dystopian fascist bullshit

We're not celebrating that he's dead, we just don't care. He wouldn't give a flying fuck if we were dead, so why should we? That apathy is pissing off his supporters, because if we're not grieving their idols, we're obviously monsters. Heaven forfend we don't laud our most bilious opposition.

My sunnies 🥰🌻🥰

Theory: Tweety got freaky with an ostrich and is Big Bird's dad.

Of course Netanyahu says there's no one starving in Gaza. If you don't see Palestinians as people, then there's no one there to be starving. #freepalestine

Pro tip- take your dogs nazi hunting, and they'll get used to the sound of explosions and gunfire and won't be as affected by the sound of fireworks.

#elpollopollo #taco #trump

#monmothma #senatespeech #themonsterwecreated #starwars (This is an excerpt from Mon Mothma's speech to the Senate from Star Wars' "Andor")

Back at it... #Starbucks #cortado #Grey

This is the Groove-billed Ani (Crotophaga sulcirostris), and it's just straight up a dinosaur. Like, I know *all* birds are technically avian dinosaurs, but my first thought looking at this guy is: dinosaur. (📷: Suzie McCann, eBird)

Fucking FINALLY #Starbucks #Cortado #Grey

Dear #Nintendo : Virtual game cards are the stupidest thing you could ever have done in the history of gaming EVER. It is the most tedious, pointless process to play any game I own on the multiple units I own, a process that could have been eliminated in store. You suck. Sincerely.

#rfkjr #autism

Why does this weather pattern look suspiciously like a Goblin Shark

At this point I'm pretty sure they're just fucking with me. I've gotten Greg, Gary, Trevor, and now that I actually spelled it out, Jrey. #Starbucks #cortado #grey

Geralt spitting wisdom #Witcher #Geralt #trumpsterfire #project2025

The FBI just arrested a sitting judge.

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

If the Supreme Court decides that the government can "erroneously" disappear you off the street to a foreign torture prison, and that federal courts have no power to do anything about it, that is, in a meaningful way, Pretty Much It www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/24...

Democrat’s project 2029 part 1

Chonky lil birb in the grapevine

The cherry blossoms on my tree are so pink and FLUFFY #cherryblossoms #spring #fluffy #Pink #sakura

Same exactly.👇

Figured I’d hop on here today for the 15th anniversary of the Affordable Care Act. With everything going on right now, it’s easy to feel like regular folks can’t make a difference – but the ACA is a reminder that change is possible when we fight for progress.

You "protect quality" by using quality product and procedures... #lastofus #caprisun #lemonade

More places should have self-serve soft serve ice cream. Pretty much every experience could be improved by a soft serve ice cream machine. DMV? Self-serve ice cream. Polling places? Self-serve ice cream. Cancer screenings? Self-serve ice cream. The possibilities are endless.

Every time I see or even just think about Mick Jagger dancing, I remember that his moves are a pale imitation of moves he saw Tina Turner doing and decided to copy.

You guys. My gardening shoes arrived. #haribo #gummybear #gummy #crocs #gardening #cuteshoes

"I am what happens when you try to carve god out of the wood of your own hunger"

MAGA: "Vaccinating my child is against my deeply held religious beliefs." ME: "Oh, honey . . . if you had any deeply held religious beliefs, you never would have voted for an adulterous, lying rapist."

My Periodic Table of Elements shower curtain tryna get me blowed up

"How'd she see me?!" "I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life."

"A democracy becomes an oligarchy when the rich figure out how to pervert the laws for themselves...this is plain even to a blind man." - Plato, Republic - approximately 350 BC

"My son is amazing with numbers. His one sibling is an aspiring astrophysicist, the other is in school to be an engineer, and my wife is getting her masters in bioethics." "Sounds like a very intelligent family! What do you do?" "I cook." "Oh. Where?" "At home. For the last 18 years." "Oh." "Yeah."

My teens are standing in the kitchen having an in-depth conversation about gerrymandering and how reprehensible it is, and my rebel heart couldn't be more proud