looking at my pomodoro timer always feels like that scene in the sopranos when vito tries to get a real job and has to ration how many times he checks his watch

A boyfriend is a sort of hairy body pillow that knows a lot about warhammer

what if pussy made the PhotoChad sound effect when you fucked it. just a thought

PC creatures

Columbo is a good show

lost my job today lmao

naji reached out to me for help, saying even $10 would make a difference. does anyone else want to match my donation and help make a difference in naji’s life?

I'm thinking about the politicization of hats and partisan fashion

btw if you want to support a broke trans woman, my game about landlords comes out in two weeks and you can wishlist it now

i love this weird fucking thing

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Fear the Old Blood 🩸🧠👁️

I got Balatro last month and it’s actively ruining my life

me when someone comes between me and my slop: “my slop!”

purchased some anchovy paste ‘for sandwiches’ but i’ve just been licking it out of the tube like a monster

it’s my freakin birthday!!!!

setting off the metal detector at the Metropolitan Museum of Art because I have 6 cans of sardines in my pockets

kennedy is going to kill a lot of people

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i get up for one second and someone leaves a cookie on my chair

feeling pretty dismal about the future of my line of work w/r/t genAI

I love Robert and his pod but he based virtually all his research on my biography of Vince McMahon, RINGMASTER, so please consider buying the book as well as listening to the pod series: ringmasterthebook.com

me picking out a cheap-ish yarn for my next project so i don’t feel bad if i fuck it up: hahaha fuck yes!!! me actually knitting with that yarn: well this fucking sucks and i hate it

We generally think of memes as low stakes stuff, maybe funny sometimes, but generally just chaff - but I don't think you can discount the effect that it's having on the Trump faithful to be getting reminded all day every day that they love a giant pedophile

if you are in the NYC area I am teaching another mending class this Thursday evening!! DM for flyer 💌

love my friends, love my bf, love my city, love my cat. simple as that

*is hold*

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I fuck nasty

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i have an electric drill now. watch the fuck out

hurricane comic (3/3)

the world sucks ass right now but i will never stop being grateful for the people i love and the resources i have access to. i am already the luckiest person on earth, everything else is gravy

getting zen and really mentally healthy so I can do drugs better

I miss the original run of Punch Up The Jam more than I miss, like, a lot of things

spreading this from Instagram, an art student's father was kidnapped by ICE and her family needs support and help with legal fees: www.gofundme.com/f/renato-da-...

mitzvah tank still living in 2007

I love my friends and my weird sweaty city