Merry Chrimuhhhh 🎄✨🙂‍↔️✨🎄

"Has the DNA test come back yet?" "Be quiet, Joseph!"

I'm content, but my 40s will be referred to as "The Lost Decade." My 50s start in 4 years and I plan on being financially, physically, and emotionally leveled up.

This is crazy cause women be sounding like gorillas while they sleep

Kids wake up before the sun when they know they got gifts to open.

Naps

Have my first $100 invested in XRP. Crypto will be a small part of my investments. Also have a little bit of Bitcoin and Ethereum.

Blackberry!

For some reason I've decided to watch the Rambo: First Blood series.

15 years ago someone created a digital money called Bitcoin and now a single coin fetches over $100,000. Bananas.

Was God glorified with this post?

Blue cheese will always be superior choice for wings.

Listen to ASMR

It's probably because she doesn't like liars.

Today is definitely giving me lazy vibes. I don’t wanna do SHIT but rest chile. 😭

I know them melanin deficients were tanin dat up!

I ate a full plate of food at 6:00 AM and am not ashamed

Nah, you good. Just scrape a little bit of the black off. Your turkey just got a likkle character to it.

I Need Love x LL Cool J

🗣️ GRIP CHIN ASS!!!

I hope all your Thanksgiving pies burn and none of your Christmas lights work.

Their blue bracelets gave them new-founded powers of boldness!

This is stupider than I imagined.

neither

Remember when Jesus was flipping them tables in that temple? He saw them eating cranberry sauce and reacted IMMEDIATELY.

Cranberry sauce.

We get to leave early today but claim a full day!!

"Don't let the thot form from anger!"

Read at 4:13pm

This, along with a second Trump presidency, might force God to move up His second coming.

"What ya say there, Chuck??!!"

ATLANTA. Next Friday we BAAAACK. Myself and @seanfalyon.bsky.social at yall again for #FirstThingFriday at Southern Feed Store. And this go round, we got @djwallysparks.bsky.social spinning AND celebrating his birthday with us. NO COVER W/RSVP firstthingfriday.com

He asked to "speak to a manager" over a diss track 🤣🤣🤣

Hang it in the Louvre!

The Matrimony

This is your reminder to take your phone out of that nasty-ass case and wipe it down. And wipe the case down, too! #addtoblackskyover30

But are you free faaaalllin'???

I want to be watching the charts when #bitcoin hits $100,000

20: Six feet below ground

Please let today go by fast

They like, "We have Walmart Pay!" Ain't nobody using that shit!!!!

$50,000 in my Schwab trading account 🙏🏾🙏🏾

When she links up with Ice JJ Fish 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

You sure this wasn't McDowell's?

The real goat of gummi bears

Y’all should’ve had this man on the MAGA Mass Block list.