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YouTube won’t stop advert thermal winter gloves to me. It almost certainly knows I live in an area where it never snows or gets cold ?????
about 5 hours ago
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Just wear your boyfriend’s chastity key on your necklace like a normal degenerate.
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about 6 hours ago
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Cooper Lund
about 6 hours ago
Hey everyone take a look at this necklace I saw on Instagram that you fill with your partner’s jizz and wear around
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If Paolo finally becomes a good player, I think the Magic are the clear favorites in the East.
about 8 hours ago
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Over the last two days, we have gone from 0 to 40 to 80 dead which is not what you prefer to see.
about 9 hours ago
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NFL Daily News
about 10 hours ago
The Jets are the first team since 1933 to go an entire season without an INT.
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Is Brady Cook the worst QB in the last ten years?
about 10 hours ago
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My daughter has been invited to birthday parties at the other child's home, an arcade, and indoor amusement parks so idk.
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about 10 hours ago
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To some extent, every American is responsible for what America does by not influencing others to vote for the most harm minimizing candidate though we are obviously less responsible than people that did not vote or voted for the winning party.
about 11 hours ago
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Least deranged Houston billboard
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about 11 hours ago
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Not going to judge unfairly, but if you're a big Twitter guy at this point, it's probably because you want to rape kids.
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about 12 hours ago
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This colloquial use of the word "flu" helped convince my parents that flu shots were not helpful, convincing them to become full anti-vaxxers who forced me to pretend to be a Christian Scientist so I could go to university without vaccines. All time bad use of language.
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about 14 hours ago
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Barry Sanders At Home
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about 14 hours ago
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Never not going to be infuriating that 90% of people screaming about "learning loss" in 2020/2021 are completely indifferent to everyone cheating on their homework in 2024 and 2025.
about 14 hours ago
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Charm City Slicker
about 18 hours ago
Discourse is very annoying right now because American oil companies don't actually want to deal with Venezuela, but the entire endeavor was obviously pitched to Trump as a colonial resource extraction play, so it IS a war for oil even if that doesn't make sense! Cults of personality aren't rational.
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A major part of the reason why we've gotten here is that the average American decision maker has a level of intelligence that can be bested by Gork.
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about 16 hours ago
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Christianity is inherently anti-socialist and anti-capitalist in that it views attempting to better your wealth (whether from joining a union or investing) as sinful behavior.
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about 20 hours ago
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Gen IV Garchomp
1 day ago
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Does the current acting dictator of Venezuela not expect Maduro to dish on her if she sold him out or what? This seems like a terrible scheme with Maduro not being dead.
1 day ago
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Bryce Youngquist
1 day ago
lmao we have successfully taken the "some random afghan farmer has us kill his neighbor for him" strategy to the Big Time
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What was the point of any of this?
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1 day ago
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Please stop, YouTube advertising
1 day ago
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Hmm, not reporting this and increasing the odds of civil war by X% is defensible as long as you shoot yourself immediately afterward.
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1 day ago
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A big problem with the internet and modern society is that just that people should be able to spit in your face if you say something this fucking stupid or flippant.
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1 day ago
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John is obviously funded by Russia and has to die in prison.
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1 day ago
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I asked Google Gemini to find a Chinese TV educational program based on like two details and its "Thinking" output is so fucking mad, it's been at this for several minutes now.
1 day ago
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Republicans are about to defend the Venezuelan coup by talking about Uchiha Madara’s many crimes.
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1 day ago
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youtu.be/KNkLU8IO9_g?...
1 day ago
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Here is the Chuck E Cheese rendition of Gin and Juice.
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1 day ago
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The Chuck E Cheese rat was rapping Gin and Juice at me while I read the Venezuela press conference liveblog.
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1 day ago
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I genuinely think Purchasing Power Parity has to be retired as an economic metric because people have not got it into their brains that the quality of goods sold at lower prices to lower income areas is often worse.
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1 day ago
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Okay, this is the right dose of cocaine for Gallego, good job, whoever his dealer is today.
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1 day ago
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The UK public genuinely hates Donald Trump, but Starmer (the least popular elected leader in the world) refuses to hit the "become popular" button by criticizing Trump. Is this like a humiliation fetish thing.
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1 day ago
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Ed
1 day ago
the phrase "war-flavored content" is going to be in a history book someday
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Trump’s strategy wrt Venezuela
1 day ago
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I hope Jared Polis steps on a nail with his bare feet, get a horrible infection he treats with healing crystals, and then dies shitting himself to death.
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1 day ago
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Literally no one believed this other than dumbest people who ever lived but maybe that is 10% of Americans.
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1 day ago
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The rise of LLMs makes Windows’ dominance extremely unclear as it’s possible people just use LLMs to easily port everything over to Linux. It feels like there’s no real analysis of LLMs between “the end of normal society” and “completely irrelevant.”
1 day ago
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I’m at Chuck E Cheese listening to this fucking rat do Gin and Juice, what the fuck.
1 day ago
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Nice!
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1 day ago
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I love how we did an attempted coup with the explicit goal of making fossil fuels so cheap that the oil we got from the coup would be worthless.
1 day ago
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At a birthday party for my daughter’s classmate and feeling more surreal than ever before.
1 day ago
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The faux left anti-anti-Trump people can restore their honor by ingesting an extremely lethal dose of household cleaning materials.
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1 day ago
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egg price watcher
2 days ago
This person went on a buying spree over the past 24 hours. Fresh wallet. Only existed since Dec 27th and has only bet on Venezuela-related markets.
polymarket.com/@0x31a56e9E6...
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God Damn America, the Whore of Babylon
2 days ago
I am begging you, as an American, to boycott the Olympics, boycott the World Cup and sanction us
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NY Times Pitchbot
2 days ago
Nicolás Maduro to join Harvard’s Institute of Politics
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How is Maduro supposed to go on trial for opiates when Venezuela's cartels traffic cocaine.
2 days ago
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The right has taken over like 90% of communications platforms in the United States and still has managed a -60 approval on Venezuela because the White House itself can't justify or explain this at all.
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2 days ago
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Never count something out just because it’s extremely stupid!
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2 days ago
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What is Maduro’s capture supposed to actually change. This is pretty similar to the Soleimani assassination in that I’m not at clear what the goal is.
2 days ago
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