In an ideal world, the next Dem president would attempt regime change in Iran following this massacre, but the US military has become a force purely for evil and the US’s extreme support for Israel and Saudi Arabia gives them no credibility in Iran so there’s no way to help.

Average Sunday show interview: OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats HOST: how will you pay for it? OFFICIAL: tariffs HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed HOST: thank u for ur time

Can't Brazil just arrest everyone in Fifa and say they run the World Cup now. Who would stop them.

$80B is like not even close to a fraction of how much you would need for a Mars city.

The Dems must not fund the military until all of these people are in prison. This is the moderate position and every Dem is failing to meet this position.

US military personnel ordered to invade Greenland should obviously kill their commanders and fellow soldiers instead and refusing to do so would make them horrific villains that deserve to have their graves pissed on.

The Utah Jazz are probably the worst defensive team in NBA history but I will have to run some statistical analysis at the end of the year to make sure.

Roger Waters now going door to door trying to shock people now that his one true love (Bashar al-Assad) is stuck in Russia.

Taking up half a quarter to get 3 points feels pretty demoralizing.

This is the last post about Jerusalem, but it's honestly astonishing how much she obviously hates liberalism. Her website has published literally zero articles on Minnesota or Greenland despite being freedom of movement and no gangster imperialism shit being pillars of liberalism.

RE Whether Trump campaigned on this. 1. Yes, he campaigned on mass murder and terror for its own sake. 2. It’s politically important to lie about it to give swing voters an out.

Sweden’s Prime Minister, in a new statement on Greenland: “We will not let ourselves be blackmailed… Sweden is now having intensive discussions with other EU countries, Norway, and the United Kingdom for a coordinated response.”

The Dems obviously should refuse to fund the military at all in must pass military spending bills and I'm still crushed by that no one in the media or in the party is even suggesting this.

the fact that Republican senators like Schmitt can’t even write a fascist screed on their own and instead have to rely on chatGPT perfectly captures the unique combination of evil and stupid that defines the modern Republican Party

"In a galaxy of trillions of people, precisely two families matter" is not just an overdone message, I think it's actually insidious with its implications for aristocracy and pedigreed lineages

“You come from nothing, you’re nothing” was the only possible way to match the shock of “I am your father” but they threw it away one movie later

Owens Is in the category of Jordan Peterson and a couple others where they so deeply and obviously mentally ill that it’s not even clear what should happen in an ideal society.

Also seeing a lot of people characterize this as "sleepwalking" into disaster, which is also incredibly stupid. Congressional Republicans could end this *today*, yet they are actively choosing not to. Standing still and letting this happen like they are makes them accomplices, not just bystanders.

Is Pirro the least successful prosecutor of all time.

Any pundit who tweeted out "lol, remember when hysterical libs were worried about Greenland???" in 2023 or 2024 can restore their honor by killing themselves.

Trump’s people will probably kill a few voters at voting booths during the midterms and will probably try to throw out the election results but this will probably not be successful. -My centrist, reality based opinion.

Scott Adams’ last writing being him admitting that he was going to try to trick Jesus into letting him into heaven is easily the most pathetic final note anyone has written in a long while.

I like how the last sentence has no conceivable relationship to the rest of the post. "These kids can't even read" but Kang can't write so I guess we'll call it even.

If a conservative anywhere has to hear, encounter, or be subject to judgement based on an opinion they disagree with that’s maoism but if conservatives use state power to prosecute, defund, or censor you that’s fine because they’re just entitled to do that for reasons

In 2022, Joe Biden passed two bills shoveling an absurd amount of money at Republican districts, which Republicans then mostly rescinded for tax cuts.

Growing increasingly hostile towards the "you can't call 40% of Americans racist for believing racist things!" reactionary centrists who believe that something having some audience means that they must be justifiable.

Almost every US housing policy proposal is like watching a new nightmare be birthed from an inverted corpse of an eldritch horror.

Between B*rnie, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Tony Dokoupil needy Whiskey Friday

The Dems instantly become heavily favored against any white nationalist party if the suburbs of Georgia and Texas become less racist, but… It’s been a struggle.

tl;dr, only happens when in hub areas and only affects CPU so it's not a massive deal, but still very embarrassing.

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Kyle Tucker's stats seem...... extremely fine and not at all huge contract worthy?

real passing of an era. No John Harbaugh in Baltimore, no Mike Tomlin in Pittsburgh, no Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil.

Polis is a straight up worm and everyone that is still friends with him should be humiliated and should be blackballed from the party until they condemn him.

Bill Simmons: “Are female sexual predators having a moment?” Zach Lowe: “They’ve always been here! You just started paying attention.”

Hello refugees from X, The Everything App! Come, pull up a stool! It's Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil here on Bluesky!

Getting beaten in a podcast/debate right now with Ben Shapiro should be nearly impossible as Ben's main employee and most important former employee are two of the world leaders in the modern Nazi movement and clearly want him to be killed.

Among racist centrist pundits, there's a bunch of "police reform would have happened if the left weren't so uppity after George Floyd's death" and I have to wonder if these people can interact with anyone in real life without getting their food spit in.

New from the @nytimes.com Visual Investigations team: Detailed, second-by-second video analysis of all of the video footage of the killing of Renee Good in Minneapolis. www.nytimes.com/video/us/100...

There were apparently a lot of Republicans who thought they could do literally every bigotry while preventing the return of violent antisemitism and I don’t know what to say other than those people were extremely stupid.

UNREAL ANTHONY BLACK FASTBREAK DUNK OVER FOUR DEFENDERS 🤯

Bill Simmons: “Are female sexual predators having a moment?” Zach Lowe: “They’ve always been here! You just started paying attention.”

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What's the worst line of code you've put in a released product.

Capcom released Monster Hunter Wilds with a line of code that looped over and over and over again every frame to check if you had each individual piece of DLC installed and it suffocated the CPU, oh my god.

Golden State's Jonathan Kuminga has demanded a trade away from the Warriors as he becomes eligible to be moved Thursday, sources tell ESPN. Full story with @anthonyVslater:

Saudi Arabia releasing an AI trailer for the new SNK and just… not paying any attention to the details generated to make sure they stay on model… Almost a parody of the worst case scenario for AI in gaming.

Well, she looks terrible here.

The Argument is an incredible website because it is mostly Jain and Piper writing about the most obviously inane shit you've laid eyes on while they absolutely refuse to cover anything that could be meaningful or could attract an audience.