Samus is Here
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In an ideal world, the next Dem president would attempt regime change in Iran following this massacre, but the US military has become a force purely for evil and the USâs extreme support for Israel and Saudi Arabia gives them no credibility in Iran so thereâs no way to help.
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Osita Nwanevu
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jesse
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Average Sunday show interview: OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats HOST: how will you pay for it? OFFICIAL: tariffs HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed HOST: thank u for ur time
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Can't Brazil just arrest everyone in Fifa and say they run the World Cup now. Who would stop them.
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about 6 hours ago
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$80B is like not even close to a fraction of how much you would need for a Mars city.
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The Dems must not fund the military until all of these people are in prison. This is the moderate position and every Dem is failing to meet this position.
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about 7 hours ago
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US military personnel ordered to invade Greenland should obviously kill their commanders and fellow soldiers instead and refusing to do so would make them horrific villains that deserve to have their graves pissed on.
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The Utah Jazz are probably the worst defensive team in NBA history but I will have to run some statistical analysis at the end of the year to make sure.
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Roger Waters now going door to door trying to shock people now that his one true love (Bashar al-Assad) is stuck in Russia.
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Taking up half a quarter to get 3 points feels pretty demoralizing.
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This is the last post about Jerusalem, but it's honestly astonishing how much she obviously hates liberalism. Her website has published literally zero articles on Minnesota or Greenland despite being freedom of movement and no gangster imperialism shit being pillars of liberalism.
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RE Whether Trump campaigned on this. 1. Yes, he campaigned on mass murder and terror for its own sake. 2. Itâs politically important to lie about it to give swing voters an out.
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OSINTtechnical
1 day ago
Swedenâs Prime Minister, in a new statement on Greenland: âWe will not let ourselves be blackmailed⌠Sweden is now having intensive discussions with other EU countries, Norway, and the United Kingdom for a coordinated response.â
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The Dems obviously should refuse to fund the military at all in must pass military spending bills and I'm still crushed by that no one in the media or in the party is even suggesting this.
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Sam
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the fact that Republican senators like Schmitt canât even write a fascist screed on their own and instead have to rely on chatGPT perfectly captures the unique combination of evil and stupid that defines the modern Republican Party
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Matthew Downhour
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"In a galaxy of trillions of people, precisely two families matter" is not just an overdone message, I think it's actually insidious with its implications for aristocracy and pedigreed lineages
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Matthew Downhour
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âYou come from nothing, youâre nothingâ was the only possible way to match the shock of âI am your fatherâ but they threw it away one movie later
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Owens Is in the category of Jordan Peterson and a couple others where they so deeply and obviously mentally ill that itâs not even clear what should happen in an ideal society.
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CJ đłď¸âđđ¤
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Also seeing a lot of people characterize this as "sleepwalking" into disaster, which is also incredibly stupid. Congressional Republicans could end this *today*, yet they are actively choosing not to. Standing still and letting this happen like they are makes them accomplices, not just bystanders.
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Is Pirro the least successful prosecutor of all time.
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Any pundit who tweeted out "lol, remember when hysterical libs were worried about Greenland???" in 2023 or 2024 can restore their honor by killing themselves.
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Trumpâs people will probably kill a few voters at voting booths during the midterms and will probably try to throw out the election results but this will probably not be successful. -My centrist, reality based opinion.
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Scott Adamsâ last writing being him admitting that he was going to try to trick Jesus into letting him into heaven is easily the most pathetic final note anyone has written in a long while.
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PMC Vanguardist
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I like how the last sentence has no conceivable relationship to the rest of the post. "These kids can't even read" but Kang can't write so I guess we'll call it even.
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Adam Serwer
1 day ago
If a conservative anywhere has to hear, encounter, or be subject to judgement based on an opinion they disagree with thatâs maoism but if conservatives use state power to prosecute, defund, or censor you thatâs fine because theyâre just entitled to do that for reasons
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In 2022, Joe Biden passed two bills shoveling an absurd amount of money at Republican districts, which Republicans then mostly rescinded for tax cuts.
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Growing increasingly hostile towards the "you can't call 40% of Americans racist for believing racist things!" reactionary centrists who believe that something having some audience means that they must be justifiable.
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Almost every US housing policy proposal is like watching a new nightmare be birthed from an inverted corpse of an eldritch horror.
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Patrick Cosmos
4 days ago
Between B*rnie, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Tony Dokoupil needy Whiskey Friday
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The Dems instantly become heavily favored against any white nationalist party if the suburbs of Georgia and Texas become less racist, but⌠Itâs been a struggle.
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tl;dr, only happens when in hub areas and only affects CPU so it's not a massive deal, but still very embarrassing.
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Wario64
2 days ago
Metroid - Hunter's Mind t-shirt is $20 at The Yetee (today only)
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Kyle Tucker's stats seem...... extremely fine and not at all huge contract worthy?
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Rene Descartes arguing with a chatbot
2 days ago
real passing of an era. No John Harbaugh in Baltimore, no Mike Tomlin in Pittsburgh, no Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil.
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Polis is a straight up worm and everyone that is still friends with him should be humiliated and should be blackballed from the party until they condemn him.
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Bill Simmons: âAre female sexual predators having a moment?â Zach Lowe: âTheyâve always been here! You just started paying attention.â
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Cooper Lund
2 days ago
Hello refugees from X, The Everything App! Come, pull up a stool! It's Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil here on Bluesky!
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Getting beaten in a podcast/debate right now with Ben Shapiro should be nearly impossible as Ben's main employee and most important former employee are two of the world leaders in the modern Nazi movement and clearly want him to be killed.
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Among racist centrist pundits, there's a bunch of "police reform would have happened if the left weren't so uppity after George Floyd's death" and I have to wonder if these people can interact with anyone in real life without getting their food spit in.
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Aric Toler
3 days ago
New from the
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Visual Investigations team: Detailed, second-by-second video analysis of all of the video footage of the killing of Renee Good in Minneapolis.
www.nytimes.com/video/us/100...
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Video: Video Analysis of ICE Shooting Sheds Light on Contested Moments
Newly available videos and existing footage synchronized and assessed by The Times provides a millisecond-by-millisecond look at how an ICE officer ended up shooting and killing a motorist in Minneapo...
https://www.nytimes.com/video/us/100000010648638/ice-shooting-renee-good-minneapolis-videos-analysis.html
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There were apparently a lot of Republicans who thought they could do literally every bigotry while preventing the return of violent antisemitism and I donât know what to say other than those people were extremely stupid.
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NBA
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UNREAL ANTHONY BLACK FASTBREAK DUNK OVER FOUR DEFENDERS đ¤Ż
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Bill Simmons: âAre female sexual predators having a moment?â Zach Lowe: âTheyâve always been here! You just started paying attention.â
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CJ Fogler
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What's the worst line of code you've put in a released product.
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Capcom released Monster Hunter Wilds with a line of code that looped over and over and over again every frame to check if you had each individual piece of DLC installed and it suffocated the CPU, oh my god.
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Shams Charania Tweets
3 days ago
Golden State's Jonathan Kuminga has demanded a trade away from the Warriors as he becomes eligible to be moved Thursday, sources tell ESPN. Full story with @anthonyVslater:
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Sources: Kuminga demands trade from Warriors
Warriors forward Jonathan Kuminga has demanded a trade away from Golden State, league sources told ESPN.
https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/47619565/sources-jonathan-kuminga-demanding-trade-away-warriors
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Saudi Arabia releasing an AI trailer for the new SNK and just⌠not paying any attention to the details generated to make sure they stay on model⌠Almost a parody of the worst case scenario for AI in gaming.
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Well, she looks terrible here.
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The Argument is an incredible website because it is mostly Jain and Piper writing about the most obviously inane shit you've laid eyes on while they absolutely refuse to cover anything that could be meaningful or could attract an audience.
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