Y’all, Schumer is lost. He’s the product of the Senate as an institution, his bipartisanship is performative, and his power base is heavily tilted toward Wall Street and major donors and they don’t want messaging that acknowledges existential threats. Stop posting at him and start primarying him.

Social media marketing!!! Read the Eventing Series on KU, audiobook, or paperback and support Ben’s fruit supply

AT MIDNIGHT is out in paperback today from @flatironbooks.bsky.social! This is such a beautiful anthology, and while I am absolutely biased, the publications quoted here are not, so trust them even if you don't trust me! www.dahliaadler.com/at-midnight

Flowers in bloom, blue skies, and Monorail Coral cruising by Spaceship Earth—does it get more perfect than this? #MonorailMonday #DisneyWorld #WaltDisneyWorld #Disney #DisneyParks #wdw #DisneyPhotography #DisneyGram #Epcot #Monorail

Age yourself with a film you saw in the cinema as a kid.

Tony Baxter's pitch for The Living Seas #RetroMagic

I can’t believe this weekend really happened! #RetroMagic, meeting Tom Nabbe, seeing so many old old friends (many for the first time in person!!) AND signing copies of my novel YOU MUST BE THIS TALL! I am so amazed at what this community has become over the years, and grateful to be part of it ❤️

I can't say enough about what @retrowdw.bsky.social pulled off with #RetroMagic. A smooth and polished event with an array of legends. I If you're at all into this kind of dorky nonsense you owe it to yourselves to check it out next time. The premiere Disney history event.

A very RetroMagic weekend begins

If you're my friend and you talk to ChatGPT to solve your problems, please don't tell me. I don't want to know that about you

Remembering Schmoofy, Honoring Bret

Walt that would have been so cute

watching the weather in Florida is like “if I order Nespresso on Wednesday it should come Monday but oh, there may be a hurricane nearby, ughh hope that doesn’t delay coffee”

I know it’s going to be so unpopular of me to say but I might watch some of these because I’m lazy and YouTube is a huge pain to sift through and sometimes I just want to zone out to weird Disney content I don’t have to work for

I know this Jimmy Kimmel thing matters but also I don’t even know if I have an ABC affiliate and I’ve lived here almost four years

this thunderstorm is gorgeous but the sky lighting up is doing nothing for my road that is basically White Sands National Park after two weeks without rain

It’s thundering!

@lentesta.bsky.social I got the same hard ticket event survey but for Food and Wine. It asked for the date I visited on the “would you still have gone” question. It was a Tuesday btw haha

He was a man of his word

popped into Magic Kingdom yesterday and the Mayor let me drive his car

my biggest struggle as a novelist:

Excited to see my name on the RetroMagic welcome email! I will have a limited number of YOU MUST BE THIS TALL in paperback to sell and sign, and you can bring your own - www.amazon.com/dp/1956575243

lol

How do you answer your phone?

An old classic. I think about this So Often

the only person I know who shows up on my Instagram map is also, bless her, love her, the dumbest person I know

It’s beautyberry season in the southeast. They can be made into jelly but it would mostly be sugar, so I leave them for the birds, but even the birds don’t eat them. Purely for aesthetics.

Hey does anyone want to see my cat?

happy chef sign, cherokee, iowa, 1987

I was going to restart The Office tonight but first I watched the first two episode of Paper and it is so fun!! I am in.

trying to convince my husband we need a company slack since the company is the two of us but we work in different rooms of the house

I started new edits today and didn’t die! Details at my substack 🎉

Happy pub day! Go check out Kaplan's Plot everyone!

I don’t want to pick on the person who asked this, but that’s what social media is for? When we’re communing over interests and things that make us happy, we are finding light in a dark time. Sitting in that darkness will KILL you. It’s not moral superiority. You will be crushed under the weight.

Spring. Summer. Autumn. Winter. ☀️

Gathering the nations of the world together to show that it’s really a small world! (2025) This artwork is inspired by the 1964-65 World’s Fair Version!

Noah Bergren from the Fox Orlando affiliate talking hurricanes with Ari Sarsalari on Fox Weather is just an amazing weather nerd set-up 🥹

@lentesta.bsky.social I would go to universal just for a Lil Sebastian popcorn bucket

This is Ben fucking furious that I gave Manny the same amount of alfalfa pellets as him but Manny is still eating and he isn’t.

bake off time

Watching the National Geographic EPCOT special and for some reason there’s an unscripted slow-mo look at the entrance to Moana…with an older male CM very clearly complaining to a younger CM 😂 like the arm gesture just screams “Mandy goes and clocks out without telling anyone, it’s ridiculous”

in a bid to avoid doomscrolling on my lunch break i made a menu for my cat

A g-g-g-g-ghost????

horse girls waiting on the leg press watching arm guys struggling on the leg press

my morning pages session this morning was just three pages of empire building 👸

A banana bread that’s half dark chocolate, half classic and gently spiced, marbled in distinct swirls so you don’t have to choose. smittenkitchen.com/2017/09/marb...

this is the content I am online for.