tf up with the mini Dow today

Sounds about right.

that’s a 10-4

so are they not retiring Shedeur Sanders’ number this week or … www.espn.com/nfl/recap/_/...

fucking amazing 🙌

Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."

A new study of the last 50 years of US pop music shows “a significant increase in stress-related language, alongside declines in positive sentiment and lyrical complexity.”

i mean, if she were a zombie and i a vampire, I suppose that's feasible oh, this is just a shitty ai thing ... nah, i'm good

This are all Bane quotes

Pete Rose ... the child predator?

the only air quotes more savage than the ones here are Judge Xinis' repeated reference to the new "order" (air quotes in original) the next order about the "order" gonna be fiiiiiirrrre

i stand by this statement every year

lol "war on boys" "war on complete fucking losers who scapegoat 'the wominz' for being utter failures in life" is a wee more accurate

tf is a "sidewalk alternative" ... dirt?

Feels like the US has spent the last 5+ years on the verge of some kind of secular moral revival that keeps getting channeled into weirdo lifestyle puritanism

i'd look up some game footage, but ain't no way I'm googling "King of Meat" on a work computer

I work in film. And people are always saying, "Oh, wow, you're famous! You must go to premieres!" and it's like, no. I don't. I'm one of the blue-collar tradespeople Coogler is talking about here. No one ever mentions us or often forgets we are there. He's a real one for pointing this out.

Mumford and Sons makes music for people who find the Lumineers to be a bit too spicy.

well shit means the #RedSox will prolly go all-in on overpriced, underwhelming Bregman, something like 5 years, $200M, and the dude will never play more than 100 games a year and never even sniff .300 or 30 again

"why do we treat pregnancy like some kind of medical condition" BECAUSE IT CAN LITERALLY KILL YOU www.yahoo.com/news/article...

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrollin' Tryna catch me Summa Theologica

Media work room fridge. Yikes.

"search engine promises to provide more search results"

YUP

it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society

a thought or two on "masculinity" .... /?

any answer other than Marchand is wrong #NHL

outing myself, after many long years, as someone who as never liked Garbage recall that they were a failed art noise band until they wanted to be MTV-famous and hired Shirley Manson to make them pleasing to the eye for MTV heavy-rotation purposes #MusicSky 1/3

Hey, if you’re a Seattle/WA author with a book coming out next year and you have a firm pub date, please let me know for potential inclusion in the Seattle Times’s 2026 book preview. (Space is limited but I’ll do my best.) Drop a link either in replies or at my email: [email protected].

or, Meta/WhatsApp - and hear me out - howzbout you eat a fat dick instead

DDL descending from the mount to intervene in the Dano-defaming incident by Tarantino is essentially a "Kendrick Lamar took issue with your slander of another rapper"-type moment for Hollywood Tarantino still has one film to make, he'll start walking that shit back momentarily

Hang in there everyone it’s almost 2026 and then this isn’t helping huh

Pro tip: always buy hardcovers instead of paperbacks for gifts, that way you can read them first and they still look new when it’s time to wrap them

love love love Schwarber, but have a strong suspicion those last couple of contract years are going to be painful

Same headline. Seven years apart. 🤡 @politico.com www.politico.com/news/2025/12...

smoking hot taek: Utley's 2015 NLDS dirty slide - breaking Tejada's leg on a "slide" several feet off the bag and subsequently leading to a new rule to prevent chickenshit plays like this - will, by itself, keep him out.

my humblest of takes: Kent got in, meh, whatever, I personally don't think he fits the bill no one else got in, but I say: - Barry Bonds - lol no - Roger Clemens - lol no - Carlos Delgado - meh - Don Mattingly - yes - Dale Murphy - yes - Gary Sheffield - ehhhhh - Fernando Valenzuela - yes #MLB

this, this, so much this #LawSky

kinda, yah

and that is why

cookie swap bringing choco-cherry cookies adding “No meat!” to descriptive 3x5

get this man back on ritalin

*Courtney Barnett's "Pedestrian at Best" begins playing*

we're probably not rid of this starfucker, I'm sure she'll get hired by Bari/CBS #OliviaNuzzi

imagine the joy I joyed at discovering Billy Joel's pre-fame prog rock album i need this on vinyl asap #MusicSky

wat #MusicSky

bro is Jokic-sized *and* rocking the "1977 Akron Bowling League champ" 'stache

i'm not the most soigné chap out here, but holy forking shirtballs, bro, at least look in a mirror before heading out to stand in front of cameras

yah, I'll make this easy steroid user, keep him out #MLB #HallOfFame

I'm not *saying* we should shoot Olivia Nuzzi into the Sun, I'm just saying that there is ever a crewed NASA mission that flies very very close to the Sun for research purposes and there is at least a quantifiable risk that said mission plunges into the Sun, I have a person to nominate for the crew