The “Indian guy” and his voice in this video is AI generated.

You know. What I always wonder about these things is do they buy the American flags in bulk and keep in storeroom to pull out when needed? Like what’s the logistics of sourcing the flags?

Lmfao

Morning fellas, it’ll hopefully be a normal day today.

can believe I’m living what’s already in history books

finally, we're living through precedented times

"grok says?" is everyone in your newsroom blackout drunk or what?

I went to the gym, then a kink social event which was great and I ended up staying in longer, then grabbed a pizza from a place that was highly recommended. Overall 10/10 day and I still haven’t fully processed the insanity of what went down south.

Come up my fellow boys, girls, non-binary folks. We are manifesting a Canadian crash nuclear program: 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️ 🕯️ CANADIAN CRASH 🕯️ 🕯️ NUCLEAR PROGRAM 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️ 🔮 MANIFEST 🔮

🔴 BREAKING As a major blow to USA 🇺🇸 ruling junta in Venezuela 🇻🇪 has announced the new president to succeed Maduro .. Yevgeny Che Bolívar Castro

adding to the list of the regime's crimes "made me stand next to some codepink freak"

Oh wow. Come back to log into the internet and it somehow got even worse. Neat. Time to force myself to focus irl.

Brekkie. T’was fun. I went shopping after. Time to mentally prep to go to the gym.

European and Canadian politicians tomorrow when they get asked to comment on this

Well. I gleaned info from all decent sources I could about the latest mess. I am going to go have a nice breakfast now.

what the fuck did I wake up to

I can't believe the winner of the FIFA Peace Prize would do this.

Zohran is already making Regular People's lives harder...

No context to this post.

All men required to call a press conference to announce that their wives are hot.

Based as hell

Sometimes I get in a deep state of meditative tantric oneness with my chakras and wonder. . . Why did god put my gspot up my. . . Truly a grounding experience. Om Namaste 🙏

In 2025, one of the first steps we took as Canada’s new government was to cut taxes for the middle class. This year, millions of Canadians will benefit — helping you keep more of your hard-earned paycheques.

A message for you all to carry through the year

Another year. Time to boot up disco elysium with psychological maxing archetype

It’s 2026 in Newfoundland. To everyone celebrating across the country tonight: stay safe and have fun. This is the greatest country on earth, and next year, we’ll keep working together to make it even better.

Indian okra stir fry dish. It’s called Bhindi Masala. No tomatoes, only dry spices and onions used. I burnt it a little but it’s delicious 8/10.

In 2025, we worked to make Canada stronger — and had some fun along the way.

This is the actual promise of America

I tried protein milk and tried nutritional cereal with it for the first time. Protein milk tastes just like milk and the cereal (shredies) was also alright. If I make tea using the protein milk, will it be protein tea?? 🤔🤔🤔

It's also a pretty evil thing to say because if you dig under the surface the Parsis were refugees from religious persecution who fled to India and settled there and what this person is doing is inventing a fake Great Replacement Theory between two groups with no history of conflict - for sm clout

In case anyone is reading this and believing it, it is, ahem, inaccurate.

🤮🤮🤮

The True North is, indeed, strong and free.

Because they're men who have never had to sully their hands or their minds with trivial matters like "securing childcare."

Remember when we told them to do air-land battle without the air component and when asked "what do we do about the ungodly number of minefields observed by drone corrected artillery?" we just told them "just go around lmao"

A lot of people are saying Trump's trade war is ineffective, but in reality it keeps delivering for Aussie beef farmers.

Dawg, what are ya'll doing?

Australia Admits All Those Animals Made Up https://theonion.com/australia-admits-all-those-animals-made-up/

Alright Ladies. Let's do this thing! #WomenAriseNow

The extent of global sea ice cover will end the year at more than 2 million square kilometers below average 😞 Monitor at zacklabe.com/global-sea-i...

Strategy Cheese:

Leader of the free world, king of the only superpower in the world, and the guy who controls the world's most powerful economy:

Hi, I'm here to anthropomorphize the math algo.

>Step outside to go to work. >Nearly slip and die 5 steps from home as my life flashes before my eyes. >I think I will work from home today.