My parents do the same because they have always been very independent and they "don't want to bother the kids". AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I like that they’ve given up on even having immigration enforcement as a pretext for any of this. It’s just purely armed masked goons wandering around in the middle of intersections harassing U.S. citizens as a display of force now.

Taking a nap after taking my ADHD meds gives me one of the most peaceful sleep ever. Kinda crazy because ADHD meds are stimulants.

Once again, it's interesting to note how the PMs coms team is threading the needle between signaling opposition to US fascism, and trying to not escalate the situation. Like, this is an innocuous post about some Lego, but the "Solidarity with Denmark" line is clearly about the threats to Greenland.

Congrats on your 10K likes, hope it was worth the cost of spreading misinformation which will probably get picked up by the right as an example of how the left lies.

I really should start a Substack to review YouTube channels. This is the type of overused, fake amazement shot that makes me want to throw a spike heel through my tv.

Our core mission is to bring down your costs, and help you and your family get ahead. That’s why we made the National School Food Program permanent — providing healthy meals for up to 400,000 children and saving those families up to $800 per year on groceries.

Your 2nd favorite aircraft? Going with the ww2 theme:

Masculinity is a prison

Working from home today because I literally finished all my work and I rather do home chores while waiting for my bosses to catch up and give me more work. I don’t want to stare off into the void at work out of boredom. Also I can’t apply for other jobs at work lol. Good place to be in tbh.

They will take a pluralistic society from my cold dead hands.

Amen. Good night.

filling one of these with wine for the troops

The Methodist Senior Women's Rifle Club will be, simultaneously, the most decorated paramilitary unit of American Civil War 2, and the paramilitary unit connected to the most war crimes

babe wake up jpow is reciting the shahada

#canadiansky Let’s get the Senator’s follower numbers up to demonstrate engagement here is good comms strategy.

My own group - the largest in the Senate - is the Independent Senators Group or @senindepend.bsky.social - and we were the first parliamentary caucus in Canada to quit X. (Please reward our audacity with a follow.)

This is a very kind wish. But I'd also like to ask you to follow other Canadian senators who are already here, and who haven't been as lucky as I have in connecting with an audience. I convinced a fair few Senate friends to give this platform a try, but many didn't feel it worked for them. #cdnpoli

economics pervert (laudatory)

Oh hey, the latest distraction from the US just dropped

I need motivation to go to the gym :(. I really should go but I don't feel the energy to go.

Insular California billionaires are surrounded by sycophants. I don't think they realize how much we despise them. We pay a high percentage of our income in tax - to maintain our roads, transit systems, and parks, and provide healthcare - while they live lavishly and pay little by comparison.

How do I secure my portfolio against a potential invasion of Greenland by the United States

#NAFO Classic Video upload 10 In honour of our Friend Dberi 🍻

Weapons to Ukraine is too risky as it could enrage a nuclear armed state. Instead, we will be starting a war of aggression on all members of NATO.

Hello, You might be wonder wtf #NAFO is. Here is my jank video I made in 2022 when the Telegram first covered NAFO. The guy with the ballgag is a russian ("orc") ambassador.

hey europe guess what website the trump regime will spin its greenland war propaganda on. it's the csam one! the one ran by the nazi that everyone hates! ban it. today! forever!

That’s more long term, but combined with this it sure looks bleak for the short to medium term.

Revulsion from news of recent events have turned me into an outgoing, gym going person with active exploration into new hobbies and friends. What is even going on man. US drawing plans to inva-, A mom being executed fo-, EU preparing sanctions against US incas- No. I am gonna go hit the gym.

The only thing more baffling than a MAGA American is someone from another country being pro-Trump.

A friend of mine cooked up a flag to show support for strong municipal services and this feels like the perfect emblem of the Mamdani Moment. I absolutely love it.

“Is raw-feeding your man getting too expensive? Try high-protein Man Kibble today - see if he notices the difference!”

if you need it on web: Settings > Content & Media > Autoplay media and GIFs (Off)

Me setting up a chat with a hiring manager’s team member about a role I am not qualified for and rolling a fucking natural 20 and being told to apply to the role because rest of the candidates are hot garbage ??????????? I mean sure but ??????????

jfc. This is too horrific. I am going to retreat back to IRL shit till my ADHD forgets about this.

if you've recently updated your phone or the bluesky app and had previously turned off automatic autoplay for videos and gifs, you may have to go to settings and turn it off again (that was my experience, at least).

I was 2 mins late to an online meeting because my team meeting ran over time (and I notified the attendee that I might be late because of the team meeting) The attendee asked to reschedule the call instead of waiting 2 mins out of the 30 min meeting slot. Bruh.

Bahahahahahahahahahhahaha

Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.

Two ICE goons in a truck, Hank and Chad. Hank is eating a donut. "Want a bite?" asks Hank. "I'll have the hole if you don't want it," says Chad.

A Canadian Border Patrol officer spots a bunch of rabbits crossing the border all scared. He asks one what's up? "Didn't you hear? Stephen Miller just announced all camels are to be castrated!" "So? Why are you worried? You're rabbits?" "YOU try proving to ICE that you're not a camel!"

An ICE agent arrests a woman who said "the president is a rapist" for insulting the president. She protests that she actually meant Maduro. They tell her, "Don't play smart, everyone knows which president is a rapist."

two ICE guys grab someone near a protest and start beating him. “Stop hitting me,” he shouts, “I love Stephen Miller!” “Don’t fuck with us, buddy,” says ICE. “NOBODY loves Miller.”