This president is the only president to negotiate with himself, in public, and lose collossally. This would be comical if his antics were not lethal and harmful

Bored now 🥱

Whenever I see Eurovision rankings on FB, this is now my response.

And in case the person in question or one of his ‘friends’ like Wayne is reading this, the only reason we know about STIM is because your German crush told us. And for the record she ALWAYS said disparaging stuff about you behind your back. She didn’t like you.

Will Albo be wearing a North Face jacket for this presser? Sorry Victorians, that was too far. I apologise.

For a very select small group of Australian Eurofans….

Realising that James Martin TVR is 8 years YOUNGER than me! Could have sworn it was the other way around. 🤯🤯

This is an enormous step forward for women of people.

Episode 109 - 1966: “Fashion Clones, Back To The Villa, and Thanks Darls” is coming very soon!

They found 2 missing episodes of Doctor Who?!?!

The same guy who was all buddy buddy with Herzog. You can’t make this up. What a flog of a person. Disrepute.

Just wait until Israel sends its military cronies to the beaches of Bondi. They will demand everyone evacuate before bombing all of Bondi and its surrounding suburbs. And then come in and steal the land.

As much as I hate both the current U.S. and Israeli governments with a passion, the action to topple the Islamic Republic in Iran is the right thing to do. I don’t agree with how the went about it but what’s done is done. And after speaking to an Iranian friend today, that’s the general consensus.

Yeah, told ya! 😎🤭

Two things can be true at once. The US strikes on Iran are hugely irresponsible and murderous, and also absolutely nobody should mourn this guy.

Israel avoid deliberately killing civilians challenge… Failed.

Fuck Donald Trump

And for balance…

Some of us just want to watch UMK in peace without the onset of WW3

You motherfuckers fired first. WHEN WILL YOU STOP LYING?!?!

The US and Israel have, in fact, begun an illegal war with Iran. The US lured Iran into talks and seemingly reached an agreement that Iran would end its uranium enrichment. As of 8:00 AM, Israel and the US launched a surprise attack on Iran with the intent of assassinating its leadership

New month, new country being attacked by USA.

FUCK ISRAEL 🤬

Oop they’re awake 😂

Like most positions of power in the Eurovision sphere, just continue sweeping uncomfortable things under the carpet and accuse anyone who dares to speak up as creating ‘drama’.

So West Brom, how many Managers can you field? West Brom “Yes” Source: BBC share.google/Y3B575DRViOv...

Semi regular message to Australian drivers LEARN. HOW. TO. FUCKING. DRIVE!!! 🤬

Yep. Checks out

You don’t defeat Nazi propaganda by going on Goebbels’s broadcast, you defeat it by storming the beaches of Normandy

I think the fun thing about the latest John Oliver episode is that he’s mainstreaming what has been common discourse here for months, in that if you’re a government official/reporter/someone who considers themselves a non-Nazi then what the FUCK are you still doing on X?

This is exactly right. The Onion quietly left Twitter a month ago and... our weekly subscribers went up. It's because we're doing well here, on Instagram and on YouTube. As a business, being on Twitter is somewhere between useless or detrimental, unless you're selling boner pills.

Daily reminder that your ‘religion’ does not deserve a country irrespective of your religion. Religion should be a personal thing, it should not dictate the policy of the state.

A retired British primary school administrator with a British passport and a valid visa was shackled, chained and detained for six weeks by ICE www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

This sort of thing is why people are understandably not coming to the US. I would be really surprised if the expected international crowds arrive for the World Cup, at least at the US venues. Maybe some diehard fans will come. But the risk is just too great.

Known for some time. Keep up 😅

What do animal laughs, hippos, swingers, short shorts, and camels have in common? Nothing. But they are all in episode 8 of They Did WHAT?! On Television? where I blind react to weird things that have happened on TV that people send me. Watch here ⤵️ youtu.be/dH-k1_V07YA?...

I bet Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor is sweating now.

the Black Panthers were right

“How to shoot yourself in the foot multiple times” - An essay by the EBU

Imagine thinking you could sell out the O2 Bwahahahaha. The EBU are just a joke now

GOLD FOR 🇦🇺

What does Dolph Lundgren and Piers Morgan have in common? Nothing. But they are both in episode 7 of They Did WHAT?! On Television? where I blind react to weird things that have happened on TV that people send to me. Watch here ⤵️ youtu.be/nGIoAQPvNY8?...

The IOC evoking EBU vibes. Disgraceful Slava Ukraine!

Very pleased to report that Tutta L’Italia is blaring out in the background of the Winter Olympics coverage.

NSW Police haven’t learned their lesson. So, when is Blue Murder 2 coming out?