I hate pooping at work. I miss my Washlet

The Search for Spock with Big Naturals

Moving Picture Reproduction Experts Group

cursed socks

Cars. Once you start to see how the presence of cars (and car-centric infrastructure and land use patterns) makes a place feel hostile to humans, it kinda seems like the majority of people are under a spell which makes them accept that shit as normal

Listening to Handel’s “Messiah” - These people sure do all like sheep, huh?

I just learned about these JR Christmas shinkansen ads, and I love them www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqoc...

Bottom surgery? I prefer “bogie exchange”

A machine for sniffing teas

The Shenzhen Metro has done a *bit* of expansion since I first rode it huh

Who would win in a fight: the Eye of Sauron or the eyes of Gowron?

I’ve been using this knot for over a decade, fully endorse

Hi @npr.org! We worked late tonight putting together this handy pocket guide! It doesn't address road design issues, but if we're going to educate road users, we should include drivers. It's the size of a folded business card. Print it, fold it, put it in your wallet!

girls

siri t girl voice gives great driving directions but she keeps making passive aggressive remarks asking why you didn’t just take the bus

Dear power bank manufacturers: I do not care about milliamp-hours. Stop quoting me capacities in milliamp-hours!! Give me watt-hours!!! (Or if you really want to make me happy, kilojoules)

Anyone up for a one-shot? I want to try out the WPATH SOC 8 rulebook

no stepladder? no problem!

Eating a Fig Newton and a Choco Liebniz at the same time in the hopes of inventing cookie calculus

t4t (trans 4 trolleybusses)

Some of yall:

📢6〜！ 😆June✨ 😆6月〜✨ CV ナギノエナ

trains

bangs update: bangs are once again bangin'

"Though the Unicode Standard states that the U+2010 hyphen is 'preferred' over the hyphen-minus, the standard itself uses the hyphen-minus as its hyphen character." (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyphen-...) lol

Lo, cute ass of Borg

This just means someone who likes rapid transit trains, right?

this was such a fun event!! amazing to play with a casio loopy and i think @eepyrom.bsky.social and i look pretty cute on game boy camera

would

@eepyrom.bsky.social takes the win with 18:41!! juni narrowly behind at 18:53

lego train race, let’s go!

it turns out most of the body can be an erogenous zone if you bite it

Mata Nui Online Game (2001)

Tea. Earl grey. Sticky

YOU the one who is driving a Tesla EXPERIENCE BIJ

it's perfect

Women want only one thing.

Replace one word from Star Trek with 'boobs' and make it awesome. "When I stroke the boobs thusly, do I not appear more intellectual?"

Saving this to send as a response to the next time a friend sends me an AI generated image in a group chat. In a hurry? Make a low-effort messy photoshop edit like a true shitposter. Break out that clone stamp tool and go to town. Throw some MS Paint style scribbles on top of it.

I just saw a Waymo begging for help because someone left its door ajar. It kept saying "please close left rear door!", then drove around the block to avoid blocking traffic before stopping, popping out the door handles, and begging for help again

Reading this at work today and it’s hitting very hard. I want to scream.

if sf was tokyo it would be the greatest city on earth that's true

Truly Blessed to have been Offline today

The two genders

me: I'm not superstitious also me: Referring to it as the scottish play is better safe than sorry

This is the sustainable microtransit we could have if our politicians weren't cowards

The fabled transdorm…

What if we KISSed on board a @caltrain.com electric multiple unit