THANK YOU David Letterman & Stephen Colbert for a lifetime of smart satire, laughs, speaking truth to power & sending us to bed with a smile on our collective faces. You will be missed. 🙏 #EndOfAnEra

Watch to the end! 😂

He knows exactly what he did. Down to the numbers. Don't Let this disappear. EVER 🤬

They arrested Prince Andrew on his birthday. Let's not wait for Trump's birthday to arrest him.

It has begun

Be mine ❤️‍🔥

Some of those that work forces are the same that hold office. h/t @tommorelloofficial.bsky.social

icE autoPen pardonS naTional guard vEnezuela Insults distractioNs

I stand with Mark Kelly and millions of my fellow veterans who understand Sen. Kelly’s comments are true and accurate. We are not intimidated by bullies like Trump and Hegseth.

If you ever wondered how to properly pronounce some car brand names...

We live in a world where up is down. Trump should be on trial for sedition and Kelly should be in the WH.

Trump and his Administration are targeting me because I said something they didn’t like — but here’s the thing: I won’t be intimidated into silence. I’ve overcome challenges a lot tougher than Donald Trump or Pete Hegseth.

Gabby Gifford for First Lady of the United States

I stand with Senator Mark Kelly

it's time for journos to start asking Johnson meta questions "Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"

If you voted yes on Prop50, we should be buds

Pause and they will disappear

Pause and they will disappear

Stay peaceful Stay vigilant Stay the course

You didn't let go of Obama's birth certificate because you're racist. We're not letting go of the Epstein Files because we're demanding accountability. We are not the same.

I'm just gonna axolotl people how tf we got here.

If you’re a public school teacher who voted for Trump, you don’t get to complain about having more kids with disabilities in your room and less staff to help you service their needs. I feel bad for the kids in your classroom, but not for you.

UPDATE: Sinclair is NOT going to broadcast Jimmy Kimmel, even though ABC is resuming production. Sinclair has demanded that Kimmel personally donate to Turning Point USA, a right-wing political organization. David Smith, executive chairman of Sinclair, donated 250K to Turning Point USA last year.

Jimmy’s first guests should be CEO’s media companies like Iger, Zaslav, Roberts and now Ellison. Form the Resistance against the Fed Emire. May the Free Speech with you.

Kimmel to host the rapture tomorrow. Ratings will be sky-high

I stand with the artists canceling shows with ABC and Disney

The left was derided for promoting a cancel culture because they went after predators and those who abused their wealth and power. The right is canceling anyone who dares speak truth to power. Both sides are not remotely the same.

Just leaving this here.

I don’t advocate violence of any kind, political or otherwise, on any side. I also won’t be gaslit into believing a foul hate-monger was simply a regular guy with different views. Here is a sampling of what he was all about:

I'm sickened by how many people are easily programmed

A few hundred people from all four quadrants of Washington, D.C., plus Maryland and Virginia, gathered Thursday to protest the federal involvement in local matters. “Free D.C.!” The crowd near U and 14th Streets NW chanted. One sign read, “Hands off D.C.!”

Happy Caturday

Hug your mom. Do it.

Have an amazing day, you miraculous mix of stardust and microplastics

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The House subcommittee just PASSED my motion to subpoena the Epstein files. The DOJ must now release them to the Oversight Committee. The American people deserve transparency and accountability, and his victims deserve justice. The wealthy and powerful are not above the law.

Hey "influencers" this message is for you. GET SERIOUS ABOUT SPREADING THE WORD ABOUT THE TECH BROS PLANS & TAKEOVER! Dark Enlightenment is real A lot of eyes see your posts Stop putting the real message behind a Substack paywall We need an informed public

Nothing screams 'HE'S INNOCENT' like shuttering the House for Summer vacay to avoid admitting that the President of the United States is a sex trafficking child rapist.

Nothing to see here 👀

Why can't this administration just be best?

There's a shi[f]t in the Force.

They built a concentration camp in record time but can’t fix healthcare. They built a concentration camp in record time but can’t solve the gun problem. They built a concentration camp in record time but can’t work on the housing issue. They built a concentration camp in record time.

They’re building a detention center in the middle of a swamp and calling it Alligator Alcatraz to make it sound more like a prison and less like a concentration camp.

Kingbird YES ✅ King Turd NO ❌

Glad we didn’t vote for an emotional woman..

Elon is a pedophile, too.

Hey folks, we're starting to move. We've waited for the politicians to do their jobs, jobs they've failed to do, so it's time to start making noise. From now until the Fanta Felon is out of office we need to make noise and make politicians uncomfortable. Protests have to be constant and sustained.

Leave Meghan alone, you filthy fop-doodle.