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Time to print your favorite posts and drop them as leaflets across rural 'Murica. Compostable paper. Maybe wildflower seeds embedded. Iunno

It takes 1.28 seconds for a message to reach us from the Moon. It takes as little as 35 minutes from Jupiter. It takes as little as 4.5 hours from Pluto. It takes at least 6-12 months from NYT reporters, plus $35 for the book containing it.

Ready for justice. Come onnnnnn JUSTICE

Algae and I share a smile today.

Keep an eye on the weather, guys

Enough PROOF for me. Testimony under oath. From COURT.

If I ever walk into a room and can't recognize obvious boos, 25th me right away.

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Why won’t the guy who said it’s not a crime to party with Jeffrey Epstein release the Epstein files?

If I win, it’s legit. If I lose, it’s rigged. -Donald Trump, a summary

BREAKING: A 43-year-old has died in ICE custody, marking the 19th death in immigration detention this year and at a pace on track to exceed last year’s deaths in detention.

New logo for the GOP just dropped. Screwworms.

I made some memes about Space Beluga and now I tweet at walls.

Oh they have drafts here. 😂

THANK YOU David Letterman & Stephen Colbert for a lifetime of smart satire, laughs, speaking truth to power & sending us to bed with a smile on our collective faces. You will be missed. 🙏 #EndOfAnEra

Watch to the end! 😂

He knows exactly what he did. Down to the numbers. Don't Let this disappear. EVER 🤬

They arrested Prince Andrew on his birthday. Let's not wait for Trump's birthday to arrest him.

It has begun

Be mine ❤️‍🔥

Some of those that work forces are the same that hold office. h/t @tommorelloofficial.bsky.social

icE autoPen pardonS naTional guard vEnezuela Insults distractioNs

I stand with Mark Kelly and millions of my fellow veterans who understand Sen. Kelly’s comments are true and accurate. We are not intimidated by bullies like Trump and Hegseth.

If you ever wondered how to properly pronounce some car brand names...

We live in a world where up is down. Trump should be on trial for sedition and Kelly should be in the WH.

Trump and his Administration are targeting me because I said something they didn’t like — but here’s the thing: I won’t be intimidated into silence. I’ve overcome challenges a lot tougher than Donald Trump or Pete Hegseth.

Gabby Gifford for First Lady of the United States

I stand with Senator Mark Kelly

it's time for journos to start asking Johnson meta questions "Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"

If you voted yes on Prop50, we should be buds

Pause and they will disappear

Pause and they will disappear

Stay peaceful Stay vigilant Stay the course

You didn't let go of Obama's birth certificate because you're racist. We're not letting go of the Epstein Files because we're demanding accountability. We are not the same.

I'm just gonna axolotl people how tf we got here.

If you’re a public school teacher who voted for Trump, you don’t get to complain about having more kids with disabilities in your room and less staff to help you service their needs. I feel bad for the kids in your classroom, but not for you.

UPDATE: Sinclair is NOT going to broadcast Jimmy Kimmel, even though ABC is resuming production. Sinclair has demanded that Kimmel personally donate to Turning Point USA, a right-wing political organization. David Smith, executive chairman of Sinclair, donated 250K to Turning Point USA last year.

Jimmy’s first guests should be CEO’s media companies like Iger, Zaslav, Roberts and now Ellison. Form the Resistance against the Fed Emire. May the Free Speech with you.

Kimmel to host the rapture tomorrow. Ratings will be sky-high

I stand with the artists canceling shows with ABC and Disney

The left was derided for promoting a cancel culture because they went after predators and those who abused their wealth and power. The right is canceling anyone who dares speak truth to power. Both sides are not remotely the same.

Just leaving this here.

I don’t advocate violence of any kind, political or otherwise, on any side. I also won’t be gaslit into believing a foul hate-monger was simply a regular guy with different views. Here is a sampling of what he was all about:

I'm sickened by how many people are easily programmed

A few hundred people from all four quadrants of Washington, D.C., plus Maryland and Virginia, gathered Thursday to protest the federal involvement in local matters. “Free D.C.!” The crowd near U and 14th Streets NW chanted. One sign read, “Hands off D.C.!”

Happy Caturday

Hug your mom. Do it.