hell yeah he is

yelling "five second rule!" after my girlfriend trips and falls, and then eating her out

Danganronpa Characters' Halloween Costumes but it's just the first costumes I find on Spirit Halloween's website with absolutely no consideration for whether the character fits the vibe (or even the gender) of the costume a thread

what if they had guns

think I got a shot fellas

Cubs.

That man went to Stanford!!!

@ownsongkaraoke.bsky.social just found one in a compilation: Shake It Out by Manchester Orchestra: www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHSf... karaoke-ing happens at about 1:32

check your teams message, @ofcwrigleyfield.

I made a gimmick account

@donnimation.bsky.social grilling

send this to your crush

we are nearly five months into the year and I just found out that 2025 is a perfect square (45) how did no one tell me this

what i'm thinking about right now

reading some danganronpa fanfiction

Ow theonion.com/ow/

I made up a guy

baseball is a cool game

about to google "boobies", I sure hope I don't find any birds on my search

mondays am I right

current mood: doorway sniffer

thinking about Guy Manson again

sometimes the danganronpa fandom has its moments

currently eating my picnic table

i would like to formally nominate the bear

today's thought: what if everyone has been pronouncing Minute Maid wrong this entire time

robbery + indentured servitude also probably some form of tax fraud

what if he was called Gary Potter

Bears vs Packers really has a different meaning to it in the context of the LGBT+ community

please Illinois make it happen

A useful feature they could add to bluesky is labels to clarify if someone in your feed is going through a personal crisis or live reacting to football

merry christmas everyone

its fucked up how there are like 1000 christmas songs but only 1 song about eating seeds as a pastime activity

hello chat

#YIAYtree I turned it into weezer

she call me george bc she curious about my W bush

wow I'm actually sportsball posting damn this is crazy

while he probably deserved to get fired much earlier in the season, now is actually a much more convenient time to do so. now the replacement has more time to adjust and prepare for the next game due to this coming off a Thursday game

SuperNintendo Chalmers

Um

My suggestions for improving baseball: - batter can run either direction after a hit - if base runners high five when they cross paths 2x score multiplier - pitcher can pitch different sized balls - extra guy in the outfield who can hit the ball again for an alley oop home run - guns

thanks rodrick

She Rollin on my coaster til I AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I made it onto bluesky now. congrats, you found my account. as a reward, please have this image of the bear giving you a thumbs up