PHOEBE BRIDGERS: and what *I'M* saying is that pre-snap motion has become such a staple of Shanahan Tree coaching schemes that modern defenses have fully adapted by filling any potential leverage gaps ANDY REID: (nodding while eating a big bowl of spaghetti)

fuck it why not

met your girl at bingo night, now i make her o when we 69

la vida loca is being lived as we speak

NFL schedule release tier list

quality statistics courtesy of the Cubs broadcast

watch the outfielders, not the ball we can be better than this, baseball fans

Incredible sequel. Edge of my seat!

baseball is so fucking back

I have been given a challenge

i can't stop. this is a cry for help.

my curse remains. when will it break

@shadowtodd.bsky.social Worth A Shot by Doobie stops on the word "stop" and it appears to be missing from your list youtu.be/PSvZYf-dpEs?...

Album That Has Nothing On Fleetwood Mac’s ‘Rumours’ Wins Grammy Award https://theonion.com/album-that-has-nothing-on-fleetwood-mac-s-rumours-win-1819576068/

I think I figured it out fellas

hell yeah he is

yelling "five second rule!" after my girlfriend trips and falls, and then eating her out

Danganronpa Characters' Halloween Costumes but it's just the first costumes I find on Spirit Halloween's website with absolutely no consideration for whether the character fits the vibe (or even the gender) of the costume a thread

what if they had guns

think I got a shot fellas

Cubs.

That man went to Stanford!!!

@ownsongkaraoke.bsky.social just found one in a compilation: Shake It Out by Manchester Orchestra: www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHSf... karaoke-ing happens at about 1:32

check your teams message, @ofcwrigleyfield.

I made a gimmick account

@donnimation.bsky.social grilling

send this to your crush

we are nearly five months into the year and I just found out that 2025 is a perfect square (45) how did no one tell me this

what i'm thinking about right now

reading some danganronpa fanfiction

Ow theonion.com/ow/

I made up a guy

baseball is a cool game

about to google "boobies", I sure hope I don't find any birds on my search

mondays am I right

current mood: doorway sniffer

thinking about Guy Manson again

sometimes the danganronpa fandom has its moments

currently eating my picnic table

i would like to formally nominate the bear

today's thought: what if everyone has been pronouncing Minute Maid wrong this entire time

robbery + indentured servitude also probably some form of tax fraud

what if he was called Gary Potter

Bears vs Packers really has a different meaning to it in the context of the LGBT+ community

please Illinois make it happen

A useful feature they could add to bluesky is labels to clarify if someone in your feed is going through a personal crisis or live reacting to football

merry christmas everyone

its fucked up how there are like 1000 christmas songs but only 1 song about eating seeds as a pastime activity

hello chat