I’VE FUCKING HAD ENOUGH OF GANON!!!!!

A dark shadow has fallen over Hyrule. In other news, it’s Wednesday.

TEMP PINNED. fantasy oc written by eli :) #ocrp / #mvrp

Fuckhead

The Wizard’s Prank

(Frantically searching through royal records) Come on, come on... COME ON! There has to be ONE straight guy in all of Koridai!

[ some Octavo sketches where I referenced Fujimoto from Ponyo... They're both big-nosed disheveled wizards, I think it suits him. ]

Come on, Amulets are /so/ last season. All the cool wizards now are reading /cursed tomes./

⠀      𝘐𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘐, 𝙈𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙆𝙤𝙝𝙜𝙖—𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘠𝘪𝘨𝘢 𝘊𝘭𝘢𝘯, 𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘺 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘪𝘨 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘴. 𓁿 ⠀

Maybe getting drafted would've fixed me

Thinking about reawakening the undying light later

// this might be one of the best difficulty curves I've ever seen implemented into a rhythm game. I'm 2/3rds of the way through beating all of the maps on Hard and literally every map has just felt like a smooth intuitive evolution from the last theres been Zero hiccups whatsoever

// rotn au idea from JJ

See I don't know why they were so quick to blame the evil necromancer in a hooded cloak who was spotted stalking around near the rifts is the thing

I’m not bullying you because I want to, Link, I’m bullying you because it’s one of my missions, and it’s double XP weekend.

// RIFT OF THE NECRODANCER'S OUT???????

Koridai’s main export is nothing. Our GDP is negative. This country sucks and I’m going to die on this godforsaken rock penniless. And I LOVE IT!!!!

// i swear i want to rp sorry for doing nothing but reblog gwonam hints for the past month

All Links share the same birthday, like horses!

I cannot parse the background music of this dungeon… this must truly be a cursed place if it has no leitmotif!

Let's see how Ganon deals with this one! I cast: Minor Oopsie!

Ganon cannot kill me, for I am hotter than him!

Link is a kind of small white purse dog with shit in it's eyes

(On the phone) Uh huh. Oh I see. Okay. (Hangs up phone) Link, you’re so fucking grounded.

People who never leash their Links when they take them for a walk sicken me. It’s like you’re inviting your Link to just jump in front of any car passing by.

(Ranting, three drinks in) My hints work because they’re FUNNY!!! Who wants to follow a boring-ass hint? “Go north to find something.” Who gives a fuck? Now I would say “Dude if you go north you’ll get your dick blown off secret style.” Now THAT’S a hint!

(Watching Link get killed) No! Not this loop.. I need to go back! I need to go back again! (Portal opens) I’ll save you Link! I’ll save you… next time!

Why this carpet is automatic It's systematic It's hydromatic Why it's grease lightning (grease lightning)

Ganon is unleashing his strongest toys across Koridai!

I’ll kick you in the fucking teeth God dammit

The God Emperor’s Throne grows weak!

Vibe check! (Dropkicks Ganon in the neck)

Morshu Retrieval Arc

Morshu Redemption Arc

LEVEL FIVE MILF MOMENT OCCURRING IN HYRULE CASTLE TOWN. TAKE SHELTER IMMEDIATELY.

(Half-ass beat) it’s the pee ess triple and it got no games

// [ symphony voice ] whatcha got there? [ Fate coming out of the elevator with a whole ass stolen horse ] a smoothie

[ lute my friend lute ]

I talked to the king go pick out a white tunic it’s a love story baby just say “oh boy”

Hey, Link, don’t forget: Oppa Gangnam Style. Think about it.

"Why were you also moving to the beat if you were the one in control of the lute" Why enjoy anything? Why have fun? Why not lie down and rot like a corpse in the earth?

Zero Tolerance Policy for people who think they're better than me. ESPECIALLY if it's another Octavo