AUUHHHH OWW.................... I'm never doing my classic Yiga Sneaking Trick on you again.....

YIGA ATTACK!!!!!!!!!

me when i lie

((finished da game

I GUARANTEE I WILL in the newest game

((I WILL be playing the new game soon

((Ivor is. My best friend

I BETTER BE IN THE GAME!!

Hey!! Get your grubby little hands AWAY from MY BANANAS!!

Lost my Iron Balls again

GAH!! What's happening?!

Find my Yigas

OOGLY BOOGLY

MASTER KOHGA NEVER DIES!!

BOOOOOOO

Impossible!!

No you fool! You can't be Master Kohga because I am Master Kohga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Too bad!!! It's /my/ secret Yiga training! For Master Kohga's only!

I WON'T TELL!! IT'S SECRET!

THAT'S RIGHT!! I'M BACK FROM MY SUPER TOP SECRET CLASSIFIED EVIL MISSION TO GET EVEN STRONGER!!!!

KOHGA!!!!

((my Gilgy ❤️

⠀     𝘓𝘦𝘵'𝘴 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘺 𝘮𝘦! 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘮𝘦, 𝘐 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯 𝙂𝙞𝙡𝙜𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙨𝙝!! 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘭𝘦, 𝘐 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯 𝘋𝘐𝘌!!! ⠀      〔 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘽𝙇𝘼𝘿𝙀𝙎𝙈𝘼𝙉 𝙊𝙁 𝙇𝙀𝙂𝙀𝙉𝘿 〕

I'm not helping you!!! And you're not taking credit for my idea!! YIGA. GET HER

Hey! Think of your own ideas to get rid of the castle!!

I just had a dream where the castle was attached to ten million rockets and it shot up into space never to be seen again

((Hey any kohga in da zelda notes

((Im. So sorry kohga. Gilgamesh took over

[ @thetopbanana.bsky.social ] 💭 A fellow deviant that enjoys bananas! My interactions with him are never dull.

UNDERLINGS!! BRING ME MORE BANANAS!!

I just took tje longest nap of my life

How dare you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What the hell are you even saying. You sound Insane!

Hrm. Yeah.. sure...... uh. He Slash Him. Is that how you say it?

Excuse me! My outfit is the height of fashion! Grandiosity is Master Kohga's middle name!

What? Why are you trying to change the subject?!

BECAUSE...!! IT'S PART OF MY MYSTERIOUS CHARM!!

What? Afraid of my clones??

Wrong I am HANDSOME and GORGEOUS unlike YOU

My clones

ZERO OUT OF TEN GET OFF THE STAGE

I birth every single yiga footsoldier my beautiful children who like to play ajd have fun and steal from you

Happy mothers day to me and my beautiful yiga children

Mmmmmm ymu yumyumyumy yum yum yum yum yum yumyumyum

Uhghhh. I HATE doing the organizational stuff.. this why I need a second in command!! To do this for me! So tired... need to nap..

((Made my guy an actual pin consider following him. Jes like kohga if kohga wasnt an asshole all tje time

That's it. I'm buying every single Mighty Banana in the entire world again

NOOO!!!!!! MY DELECTABLE MIGHTY BANANAS!!!

One Week

One day blinding soup