I find myself a hypocrite. If someone told me my father did what he did to protect me, I would punch them out.

( spaced out in the courtyard thinking about saving tieflings from the goblin forest with a mere rusted dagger instead of hitting the training dummy )

The snow will be thawing soon…

( perks up like a dog hearing the word “royalty” )

Good God.

ALL AT— Ahem. All at once? Really?

What. What?

( initially against sending io to the gallows but the more she says the more he’s on board with it. ) … Interesting.

… I was told they were sound-proofed. 💢

For me, my father is like a huge wall towering above me. I can't even start to imagine what it's like to go over, much less break that wall…

If you have an issue, Mars, I like to think I am quite approachable and reasonable…

Valentine’s Day… -_-;

Peasant 2, mad: He's trying to fuck the elf!

temp pinned. — ✎ Aubrey

// corravan and io pissing me offfffffff

It’s going to snow soon…

( hearing glass shattering in the distance ) That’s not my business.

What does that have to do with anything.

// corravan and io always make me giggle they piss each other off so bad. they’re kind of like a married couple in a way

// and after the women in mambo no.5 no less. he pisses me off

I don’t have time for sex I have a legion of knights to command.

// how nimbus looks btw :)… his horsie #HisHorsie

Nothing important. Never mind.

… Of course not.

I’m sure you would.

Do NOT horse me, or give me a tail, or otherwise alter my appearance At All.

If they’re really serious about being friends with Rosie, then they shouldn’t mind.

DO NOT HORSE ME.

// important that everyone notices he only calls rosie ‘rosie’ to them or people he’s close to ….

I’m their friend, and more than that, I’m their personal knight. I’m supposed to worry about them.

I know you don’t understand, because this isn’t your job, but I 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 to worry about them. What if something happens to them?

( 💭… But, maybe another beach vacation with them would be nice. )

What? I’m being cautious.

( trying to look annoyed but his tone is very unmistakably Fond, ) He’s so needlessly intense.

Don’t roll your eyes at— they could be DANGEROUS.

TEMP. PINNED #ocrp / #mvrp

// i do lowkey want some yaoi or hetslop on corravan… kicks at the ground shyly

They don’t ID me at taverns anymore because they see the light has left my eye.

// THIS IS SO SAD . SORRY PEARL

… Mmmh. We’re lucky they weren’t an angry drunk, that’s all.

I can be civil to you, because you’ve given me no reason not to, and Rosie likes you. However. Do Not Try to embarrass them to the world again.

So they were loaded drunk and coming on to you. Charming.

That’s Not the sort of joke you can just say to a stranger.

I remember when Alys tried to convince me I was the father of her child.

I heard one of them say they’d be the sword to your sheath. Rosie.

They’re speaking to you like you’re a piece of meat and they’re trying to figure out how to divvy you up.