( eating the leftovers people forced upon him. )

ㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤYOU WANT POWER ㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ...DON'T YOU? ㅤㅤㅤ —————————————— ⠀ #OCRP / #MVRP ⠀

// dinner so bad that the whole timeline yells at you to eat something else

uh huh. ( doesn’t believe him ) care to introduce yourself, creepy stranger?

( the sheer height of this guy puts him on edge. ) can i help you?

( turning towards him. stone turning sfx. ) show yourself.

most people would mind this kind of behavior. because it’s fucking insane.

dinner for tonight: cigarettes and ale 🔥🔥🔥

( … why does he feel watched… )

hmm? Hmmmmm?? ( leaning in. amused. )

( innocent smile. ) what did YOU think i was talking about?

i don’t know what you’re talking about.

what’s that look for?

horse that knight.

i agree. it would be funny

sure, but they need more friends that aren’t you or me, you know. and your attitude isn’t helping. at all.

do you act like this every time rosie gets flirted with? what are you, their father?

… fine, fine. ( he’s going to give that man a piece of his mind. )

he’s being a little bit of a weirdo. you’re an adult, you can handle yourself.

okay, FINE. but i’m not going to be nice when he’s being a little weirdo. like he is now.

( trying not to look too pleased ) thank you.

this is the nicest i’ve been to him in weeks. you should be proud of me for now niceys i’m being.

no, you’re being paranoid. and nosy, too. rosie can handle their own business.

he’s a strange neurotic critter.

… you’re being a real freak right now, you know that?

he’s like that with everyone, don’t take it personally.

( eye roll. ) yeah, corravan. they’re strangers, comes with the territory.

uh-huh? if not that, then what?

gods forbid lesbians have a win. sheesh

// good evening to all my mutuals rping characters from different media

( gripping the edge of the table ) normal. i’m so normal.

( he’s not sure if he’s scared or if he’s into this. maybe both. he swallows it all down. ) aha… r-right.

i really can’t tell if you’re joking or not.

?

it’s fat tiefling friday. clap now.

// i still need to make io’s carrd. fuuuuuck

but ain’t i impressive? come onnnn, you’ve seen me fight before. just admit it.

never. now, say more about how cool i am with an axe.

… but you ARE impressed?

oh? could’ve fooled me. i think you actually *like* it when i wield the axe— not that you’d ever admit that.

hey now, captain. keep flirting with me in public like that and people will start talking.

i se that the she/they’s enjoyed this one.

what’s a bit of killing each other between friends, eh?

that’s the POINT it sends a MESSAGE.

temp pinned. penned by richie

yeah. that’s the funny part.

please. you hardly need precision for a shortsword. and don’t act like you’re above the axe, i’ve seen how you get with chopping firewood.

because you lack the spirit to wield an axe.

sounds like something a cursed sword wielder would say…

okay. how many times do you hear about a cursed axe over a cursed sword. people love a cursed sword.