Arish Singh
@arish-ish.bsky.social
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comedy stuff blah blah blah
In an on-and-off again relationship with my computer
about 22 hours ago
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Another afternoon wasted pondering whether Steven Wright or Wallace Shawn would win in a squint off
about 2 months ago
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āThat's when I gave my cousin Pez. Gave my cousin Pez, gave my cousin Pezā¦ā - Weird Al, if he had any guts
6 months ago
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Ben Schwartz
6 months ago
I'm just glad Pope Francis didn't live long engough to see the Kanye tweet.
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Kinda redundant no?
7 months ago
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No, not until she drops her mixtape
8 months ago
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What a fate for the Jewish peopleā¦to become Polish
9 months ago
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Damn TikTok is being court ordered to turn into X.
10 months ago
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Except for the mention of taking on healthcare, these sound pretty much exactly like the rationales people gave for voting for GW Bush. Especially ārun the country like a businessā
add a skeleton here at some point
11 months ago
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In terms of armed antiestablishment icons, is this the biggest win for the bi community since Dog Day Afternoon?
11 months ago
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No you idiot Harold & Kumar weren't just 'going to White Castle.' They were transgressing the castle of whiteness!
about 1 year ago
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Each time I see these movie stills of Timothee Chalamet all I can hear in my head is Keanu Reeves voice going āI AM Bob Dylan!ā
about 1 year ago
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Let me get this straightā¦you just want to rock down to electric avenueā¦and then, if Iām following you correctly, you want us to take it higher!?!
about 1 year ago
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Ah the sweet soothing sounds of one or two fireworks going off each couple of minutes for several hours
over 1 year ago
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My fav punk song growing up was by a local band led by my bike mechanic where he sung in a kinda faux british goth voice, repeating just one verse with an increasingly frantic tone, āHappy Motherās Day...Daddy!ā This day always brings back warm memories of jamming out to that.
over 1 year ago
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Developing a method of Ayurvedic healing where I deal with reoccuring painful memories by rubbing various spices in my eyes
over 1 year ago
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Acquitted by a jury of my peers on all counts of being a real ass dude
over 1 year ago
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Giving a polite āaw shucksā shrug with just a trace of smugness in my smile as Alanis Morrisette bellows āThank you India!ā over the speakers of this empty mall food court.
over 1 year ago
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It was only until my after my white friends declared it āweirdā that I ever gave any thought to how I would speak the āAmericanā way at school and then go home & codeswitch to addressing to my Indian parents in a moderately offensive Jamaican accent.
over 1 year ago
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All I really want is to leave this garbage world where we are always online yelling at everyone and go back to when we'd spend our nights looking up at the stars yelling at them about the failed crop harvest threatening the survival of our families.
over 1 year ago
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Call your representatives about the equal time rule. Houthis deserve a Super Bowl ad!
over 1 year ago
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Imagine if all the liberal & conservative comedians thumbed their nose at all this drummed up controversy & just got together to perform their amazing bits someplace idk like on a cruise ship & that ship sailed idk constantly near the Red Sea & the Gulf of Aden ššš
over 1 year ago
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Christy George, exec director of democratic convention host committee confronted by five brave disrupting protestors over genocide in Palestine (3 featured here). They are totally unprepared for how itās going to go down this summer.
over 1 year ago
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Itās Saturday night, whoās down to do it up right šššŗš½
almost 2 years ago
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Hunter Biden shit is wild. I didnāt even know you could owe back taxes on your penis.
almost 2 years ago
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The Dave Chapelle Norman Finkelstein tour is gonna be nuts
about 2 years ago
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Salute to people posting irl šµšø
about 2 years ago
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From Chicagoā¦our show tonightā¦in three bands
about 2 years ago
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I call on DSA to demand the unequivocal liberation of Palestine from Israel and that god awful toupee from Shri Thanedar's head
about 2 years ago
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about 2 years ago
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Oh come on!
about 2 years ago
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Sad Ben Norton didnāt do the righteous thing and take every penny this dumbfuckās got.
about 2 years ago
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Ro Khanna having a sentimental moment with mom and dad at a slave labor site
about 2 years ago
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If I ever get like this, please kill me
about 2 years ago
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Letās hear it for the highway š šš
about 2 years ago
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Lyz
about 2 years ago
I wrote about why everyone is mad at Ashton Kutcher
lyz.substack.com/p/a-good-man...
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A good man is hard to find
On Ashton Kutcher and patriarchy
https://lyz.substack.com/p/a-good-man-is-hard-to-find
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Doing comedy to raise money for Illinois Starbucks Workers United with Devin Schiff (an editor of The Onion), so to all five people this reaches, go to this show!
@sbworkersunited.bsky.social
about 2 years ago
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Jazz and 9/11 jokes are the only true American art forms
about 2 years ago
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Every 9/11 meme I see leaves me feeling extremely disappointed in people. All these years later, and none of them can hold a candle to the original album art for The Coupās Party Music.
about 2 years ago
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Sure the depictions are absurdly unrealistic but the John Wick movies have to be such a gratifying outlet for any red-blooded young man with a passionate interest in hotel management.
about 2 years ago
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Packers fans wearing foam cheesehead hats but itās giant hair helmets worn by a roomful of attendees at a Dean Koontz reading
about 2 years ago
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the duality of man
about 2 years ago
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Even if you somehow donāt find Martin Short funny, you have to respect his commitment to physically transforming into Jiminy Glick. Puts both De Niroās efforts in Raging Bull & DāOnofrioās in Full Metal Jacket to shame.
about 2 years ago
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I find it deeply sad that Christopher Lloyd was never cast in the film role he was born to play, the star of a zany screwball comedy based on the life and times of Michel Foucault
about 2 years ago
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My big comedy goal is to get on Jimmy Fallon & slow jam a pencil into his head
about 2 years ago
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One is book smart the other is bite-the-head-off-a-live-chicken-at-the-circus-for-money smart
add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 years ago
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Branson of Frankenstein (1939)
about 2 years ago
Somebody asked for them so here are all of my letterboxd reviews of old cartoons. Have at it, perverts.
letterboxd.com/bransonreese...
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Film list: Cartoon Reviews
Just so you can see them all in one place if you were looking. These are in no sort of order. Unsure how to link directly to my reviews but they shouldn't be hard to find. I'm usually the top review��...
https://letterboxd.com/bransonreese/list/cartoon-reviews/
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chill night with me and the homies
about 2 years ago
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Never thought gummy candy could fill me with this much horror and awe
about 2 years ago
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Donāt really even get why people care about this. If the guy on the left really wants us all to believe he gave Obama a blowjob, ok, great. š
about 2 years ago
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